Friday, March 27, 2015

ZAYN PAIN!!!: Zayn Malik Quits One Direction (or was he fired??)....also, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves Creates a Tutorial on How to Transform Your Life

I wonder what he said to that duck? 

Welp, One Direction fans got a rude smack on the beak this week as they were informed Zayn Malik was leaving their favorite band...


While most everyone was by surprised by the news...

Sad Pepe gets carted off on a stretcher after news of Zayn Malik's departure from One Direction (via the internets)

It is not an exaggeration to say that many Directioners were nearly in a state of shock regarding this matter...

Well, anywhoo...  here is Gossip Goat's report in this week's episode of "GOSSIP GOAT STRIKES BACK! "

I can not tell you how grateful I am to have the insights of an entertainment reporter of Gossip Goat's caliber.  Without him I would be totally lost...

"I don't know what the shell is going on anymore" (created by an unknown genius)

Furthermore,  when it comes to matters of LIFE and LOVE, I am not one so bold to say,  "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???  I AM!!!!"


Which is why I defer to the wiser,  more experienced, better looking Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves when it comes to these issues in his new tutorial on how to transform your life, overcome sadness, AND win the girl of your dreams.  Who the hell could ask for more than that?  You would have to be a fool not to watch the video below.

Richard Burnish hair flip gif

And with that we end this week's journey.  Until next time...

Thank you, and goodnight.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Controversial Sesame Street Memes (Has the internet gone too far this time?)... ALSO, the Worst Comedian in the World, and Lying Dad

"Wake up!" dog.

Welp, I should have learned by now that when I try to take a 15 minute nap, it will surely turn into a 6 hour one...

time to brush the poodle

When I finally did wake up, I was not in too great a mood.  I would have just stayed in bed, except for you guys... for I have not updated my website in a long time, and it's getting shameful.

So I drank a gallon of cola and pressed onward...


Anywho, let's get on with our post.   I have some good news and bad news...

guy gives Jesus M&Ms (via the internets)

The good news is that THIS is no longer the most offensive meme on the internets.

Ernie is portrayed as a serial killer in a horrifying new meme spreading across the internets

The bad news is that some meme-maker has saw fit to degrade and defile the unblemished reputations of Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street.  I don't know why one would decide to pick on Bert and Ernie (why not Siskel and Ebert, or Batman and Robin... or Hall and Oates???)

Anywho, I suggest you watch the video below from my very own youtube channel for more information...

But, that's not all that happened since I last met with all of you.

2 memes collide - Pepe the Frog and the Feels Guy (created by an unknown genius)

The self proclaimed "worst comedian in the world" (as well as being a very distressed and tortured individual) Chucky C. Chuckles did a comedy set at his place of employment Diarrhea Burger. You can watch the video from my very own youtube channel below...

COOL STORY, BRO cat (new meme)

And I shall close with a very moving video I found, obviously not from my channel, but I had to share it because it was so good...

Bruce Lee quote on feels (created by an unknown genius)

Until next time... stay classy, Chicago.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry OR Katy Perry vs.Taylor Swift... WHATEVER (ALSO Kanye West's Grammy Stage Rush PLUS Lots of Other Stuff... well, you'll just have to check it out and see for yourself)

Dragon Baby gif

As many of you know, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are on the verge of knocking each other's blocks off.  Welp,  we shall talk about that in a bit, because this is going to be one epic blog post.  So, if you are not up to that, I suggest you go take a nap and come back and read it later...  yeah, because we are going to talk about a lot of stuff...

I'll begin en epic post by posting Burpy Bear's epic burp video, which you can watch on my very own youtube channel.  or here..

Alrighty then, hopefully that wasn't too traumatic for you all...

INTERNET ADDICTION meme (via the internets)

Now, we go from the ridiculous to the sublime.  Last week, Michael D'Agostino did a very nice thing and gave me a A Very Inspiring Blogger award.

And that made me feel so good I could practically kick the sunglasses off of someone else's face onto mine...

DEAL WITH IT gif (via the internets)

So, I decided to do something inspiring for once, and made this Nick Vujicic motivational meme thingy...

Nick Vujicic

For the record, my list of inspiring bloggers (in no particular order) are Michael D'Agostino, Mark Noyce , Gorilla Bananas, Jax, and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Which brings us forth to our next exciting topic.  Ironically, I was reading at Mark's blog today The Rambling Person, and he was talking about how some cowardly anonymous internet arseholes were giving him negative feedback on a freelance writing site...  ironic because that is also the topic of Wilford Fungus's latest video at my very own youtube channel ...

Let us now stumble forward into the current events portion of this post...

Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry

It is well known that Taylor Swift and Katy Perry would like to beat the living hell out of each other.  As you have probably heard, Katy dissed Swift at the Super Bowl with the help of some dancing sharks.  Luckily, at the Grammys, Taylor put on her best chess face, and did not incite a fistfight with Perry and her slimey boyfriend (Taylor and everyone else's ex) John Mayer.

CHESS meme

However, if you thought it would be a 100% classy Grammy evening, you would be entirely wrong, as super important guy Kanye West rushed the stage and almost tried to yoink the Grammy for Best Album from Beck to give it to Beyonce...

Kanye West and Beck Grammy gif (ft. Prince)

cat wearing a hat meme

This and many other topics are discussed in this week's episode of LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES' ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY starring Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves and Gossip Goat.  You can check it out below, or watch it on my very own youtube channel...

Wow, you are still reading?  Congratulations, you win a donut!  (Don't get all excited, it's just an expression.  I can't afford donuts for all of you.)

Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago.