Friday, July 3, 2015

Eminem's "Only in Monroe" Interview & Kanye West's "Bohemian Rhapsody" FAIL in Glastonbury (ALSO, a Dangerous Shortage of Memes, and the Unveiling of Opera Sloth)

the Cookie Monster flying a rocket ship

I did not post last week.  I wasn't off on any kind of adventure...  There is just a dangerous shortage of memes here at


It's kind of sad, but you CAN help...

Can anyone think of a caption for the picture below?  I have been trying to since the 1990s...

If you can, what you get in return is simply the knowledge you have meme'd well...

Stephen Colbert interviewing Eminem on "Only in Monroe"

Anywho, did you guys hear about Stephen Colbert interviewing Eminem.  Welp, you can watch it down below if ya want.  the interview starts around the 22 minute mark...

Kanye West vs. Freddie Mercury gif

And Eminem is not the only rapper going viral lately...  Kanye West's most dreadful version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" has him in the spotlight as well...

These are just some of the exciting issues discussed in my latest youtube video (also watch for the unveiling of Opera Sloth)...

Once again God bless you and thank you for your support.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Friday, June 19, 2015

Madonna Is Back With Super Crazy "BITCH, I'M MADONNA" Video

Fozzie Bear F BOMB

Yeah, it's pretty unbelievable, but Madonna will not be outdone by the likes of Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus, because she is out with a brand new completely insane video "BITCH, I'M MADONNA"... Ok, yeah more about that in a minute...

seriously, what is Chris Rock doing in this new Madonna video?... I'm not being sarcastic, I am honestly curious

Remember when I said a few weeks back that I was going to start making batches of new, exciting memes, and I was going to feature them in a show on my youtube channel.  Well, ok here, I made one...

new meme

Also, I found this gif on the internets, I don't even remember where...

gif I found on the internets

Well, back to our dear Madonna... here is the video I was telling you kids about...

So what did you think? Was it BEARutiful or absolutely unBEARable??


Well, I won't tell you what Ricardo the Rhinoceros and Gossip Goat thought of it.  Just watch the video down below...

I'm outta time.  See you all next week...

Friday, June 12, 2015

Shia LaBeouf's DO IT Motivational Video (My YouTube Channel FINALLY Reacts)

Shia LaBeouf and Batman DO IT gif

When this Shia LaBeouf DO IT motivational video craze (you all know what I'm talking about, right?) took the internets by storm, I figured... OHHHH, this will blow over in a day or two, no worries, mate.

Pepe the frog is DOING IT with hot chicks, and basically, I'm an idiot

Welp, basically, I'm f*cking stupid, and Shia LaBeouf screaming DO IT!!!! is just about the greatest thing that has ever happened in this history of the world.

Either that, or the horrible, horrible corporate mass media has decided to completely give up on talking about important stuff, and give us what we want... cheap, sensationalistic entertainment.

Bill Nye the Science Guy SEX gif

Hell look, even Bill Nye the Science Guy has sold out.  But I've not decided to play the game, and convert to the dark side just yet...

Mark: Practicing Satanist

Why should I?  I have suffered this long in utter obscurity and desperation.  What's a few more decades before I officially take the eternal dirt nap?

They see me rollin'... They be hatin' gif

I am not hating, but rather making a reasoned argument.  There are other people in the Milky Way Galaxy who have something important to say (I would list some of them, but I am tired and hungry).  Shia LaBeouf could share some of the limelight with them once in awhile...

WHY meme

Because that would be the sane and decent thing to do.

Anywho, here is the Shia LaBeaouf DO IT motivational video that unless you have been holed up in a cave with Ned the Neanderthal, you have probably seen already.  Honestly, it just looks to me like Shia was hired as a motivational speaker for about 19 million dollars, and stayed out late partying the night before and didn't prepare a speech... so then at the last minute looked down at his Nike sneakers and decided to scream JUST DO IT... well, anyway tell me what you think in the comments section.

And here is a REACTION and REVIEW from my very own youtube channel, featuring Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, Chucky C. Chuckles, and Wilford Fungus:

Thank you, and goodnight.