the "follow your dreams" sloth gif (via poophitsthefan.tumblr)
We will begin today's thrilling mega blog post with some gallant stories of heroic citizens standing up against injustice and corruption... stories which will hopefully inspire us all to do the same, and maybe just maybe..give us the gumption to get out there and follow our own dreams as well.
Up first, we bring you the inspirational story of high school student Jeff Bliss...who's extraordinary speech regarding education and the future of our country, has all of America rightly buzzing.
"James Franco sleeping in class" meme
I know many of our role models have not exactly made learning seem exciting for our young people, and that is part of the problem that Jeff touches on. Alright, well enough of my pointless chuntering. You can listen to an excerpt of Jeff Bliss's amazing performance below in the first ever episode of "Greatest American Heroes of American History" hosted by Abraham Fungus Jr.
Greatest American Heroes of American History: Volume 1 (with Jeff)
Yes, I'm sure Jeff even had Grumpy Cat furiously applauding by the time he was done.
Grumpy Cat starring in "Citizen Kane" clapping gif (created by an unknown genius)
"chillin' like a villain" cat meme
Not to be out done, 12 year old Jeremy Drew confronted a cop "breaking the law" (allegedly) for parking his motorized vehicle on the sidewalk while he was busy getting himself a tasty soft drink. (SEE: Cop breaking the law) The video of this act of courage by Jeremy has gone viral. But that didn't prevent me from pitching in to help spread the word of Jeremy's heroism by making a video for my very own youtube channel currently entitled...
Cop Breaking the Law and Farting on Annoying Kid
Welp, I've given you all a glimpse of heaven with those 2 very uplifting stories...now it is time for me to drag you back down to Hell...
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" cat meme
It seems that Abraham Fungus Jr.'s imaginary feud at youtube with TheAmazingAtheist heated up once again, as the former official Independent presidential candidate of JimmyFungus.com made yet another AA response video. (SEE: Murdering Christian Rocker?? (AMAZING ATHEIST GIVE ME A BREAK!!)
I also personally took issue with some of TheAmazingAtheist's more inflammatory statements in his most recent video, so I took the liberty to make the following response video below entitled...
THE AMAZING ATHEIST HATES KITTENS
Now, that I have told you about an imaginary youtube feud, let me tell you about one that is sadly VERY real, and VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS.
The Stalking of Greg Onision
the stalking of Greg Onision
I know many of my readers are very busy people, so you might not know of this current drama that is engulfing youtube. So let me bring you up to date with the most ridiculous...err, I mean most interesting parts of the most relevant videos I could find. Then I will follow that up with an in-depth report, by our very own roving entertainment reporter, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves.
Greg tells the stalker to cool it...
And this is "exactly who (Greg) is talking about": MrRepzion. Welp, this video footage will give you a small idea of what Onision has had to put up with lately...
And as promised, here is a full in-depth report on the whole controversy, brought to you by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III...
Now last, and probably least as well, is my new video about something old...
Uh-huh, there you have it. Another exciting day in the blogosphere. I have brought you up to date on everything but Wilford Brimley (but I did that last week, so stop complaining).
Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"GET IN THE CAR! No time to explain." meme (starring cat)
Welp, you crazy kids...hold on to your potatoes, because you are about to be taken for quite a ride! I have quite a few exciting things to tell you about, soooo... where can we start? Oh, how about with...THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
Anywho, you probably have heard about the short film made by Steven Spielberg for the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner entitled "Obama." (SEE Steven Spielberg's "Obama")
But many of you probably have not heard about the short parody of Steven Spielberg's "Obama" which was made by ME on my very own youtube channel...
"DEAL WITH IT." meme/gif starring the legendary karate kicking Black Belt Jones (and made by me)
So, guess what? You're going to hear about that right now, so... DEAL WITH IT. (Sorry to sound bossy. I had to work in "Deal with it." somehow, or that gif up there wouldn't make much sense.)
Without further ado, I present to you Steven Spielberg's "Obama" PART 2 (ft. Black Belt Jones)...
But that's not all I've been up to either. In collaboration with JimmyFungus.com's very own Chucky C. Chuckles (the self-proclaimed "worst comedian in the world"), we are bringing to you, yet another exciting episode of FOREVER ALONE THEATER...
in the latest episode of FOREVER ALONE THEATER Chucky C. chuckles discusses the short film "Omelette"
Okily dokily, now that you are done watching the entire 2nd episode of FOREVER ALONE THEATER (If you didn't bother to watch it, quite frankly you are dead to me. Kindly show yourself the door.)... you know that Chucky, in his unbounded bitterness, rudely spoiled the ending to Jimmy Tatro's latest video "THAT High Guy."
The Ending of "THAT High Guy"...
To speak frankly, this "unbounded bitterness" is a result of the endless avalanche of senselessly mean, and pointlessly brutal feedback we have been getting from the various peanut galleries at the youtube.
"HATERS GONNA HATE. YES. YES WE WILL" meme starring Joaquin Phoenix of "Gladiator" (found on the internets)
However, I briefly had a pleasant surprise yesterday, as I discovered all of my down votes had somehow magically turned into up votes. It was not some kind of miracle though. The same thing had happened to every video at youtube.
For some reason, it made me feel a little bit better for awhile... but now the problem seems to be fixed, so... yeah... whatever.
Uter Zorker: "Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!" animated gif
And as always, I keep trying to help people. I thought that many of you folks out there on the internets were probably saying to yourselves, "Why is it so hard to find a short clip of Uter Zorker, the plump German exchange student on The Simpsons, furiously running from Homer while simultaneously bellowing Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate! ???" Well, thanks to my efforts you can stop asking yourself that question. SEE: "Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!" Uter Zorker (The Simpsons)
And finally, I know we haven't had a SONG OF THE DAY for awhile but these two (Lennon and Maisy Stella) are just so good, I had to resurrect this dying segment to tell you about them.
So last, but certainly not least, here are Lennon and Maisy Stella with their cover version of "Ho Hey" (by the Lumineers)...
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
So, you have probably heard by now, there are more whiffs of weedy scandal surrounding Justin Bieber...
puppet facepalm animated gif
Yeah. I feel bad about it too. But I think I will do like they do at the American Music Awards, and save what everyone wants to hear for last, so that I am freed up to talk about some other important issues first...
"CHILL, MAN. JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME" ~ sloth meme (from the internets)
And so it was that the Liam Neeson "Release the Kraken" meme craze hit the internets. (SEE: Clash of the Titans: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!) Though, I am perhaps the last person to catch wind of it, that did not stop me from jumping on the bandwagon...
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN" meme starring Liam Neeson and Wilford Brimley (more on him in a bit)
So, I made this delightful "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" video on my very own youtube channel featuring Harry Styles of One Direction.
Well, well, well. Some of you may notice this is kind of a sequel to an earlier video I made... and that's okay, because I have made some exciting completely new videos this week. One of them is a delightful parody video in reaction to the smash viral hit "Dove Real Beauty Sketches" which is a commercial for Dove soap, containing the apparently uplifting message "you are more beautiful than you think."
Here is my reaction/response, which was originally entitled "Dove Real Beauty Sketches (of Wilford Brimley)"...
famous Tim & Eric mind blown explosion gif
And if all this has not been enough to blow your mind, last but not least, here is Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' exciting report on the Justin Bieber situation we are now all engulfed in...
Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
