Hello again, true believers. I think it was Gorilla Bananas of http://japingape.blogspot.com who once asked me if I identified with Leopold "Butters" Stotch of the legendary show "South Park." Sadly, I have always felt that I was more like a real life Charlie Brown. But, Gorilla is correct, there is another part of me, that stubbornly remains hopeful, despite the complete lack of evidence that my stinkin' miserable excuse for an existence will ever change. Which kind of reminds me of Butters, and his resilient optimism even in the face of utter calamity...
Leopold Butters Stotch "A Beautiful Sadness" art (created by an unknown genius)
"Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness."
"I WANT TO BE YOURS...sorry" artwork created by rizqi09 @ deviantart
Like Butters, I idealistically search, constantly, (but always pointlessly) for some shreds of meaning in my life...
"I'm that person everyone replaces after awhile..." artwork
And I think I actually might have had a slim chance of finding what I was looking for...but the rest of the world doesn't seem to want to cooperate.
Sooooo, what exactly am I getting at here? What is my point, for God's sake? Actually, I am trying to clumsily segue into presenting my latest youtube video, which is entitled "A Beautiful Sadness: My Tribute to Leopold Butters Stotch" or something like that. So, whatever. Here it is. If you have gotten this far you might as well watch it now...
Alright then. I gave Gorilla Bananas a nice plug, so I s'pose I should also mention Mark the Rambling Person of http://theramblingperson.com.. I didn't reall know how to work him in though, soooo.... here's a vaguely relevant gif featuring Abraham Simpson of "The Simpsons"...
Abraham Simpson is "The Rambler"
new version of the Cookie Monster "friend is someone to share the last cookie with" meme made by me (I mean this PARTICULAR version was made by me)
Alright then. Do you remember last week how we were discussing about how pop culture has been becoming more and more crass, course, and cynical by the day? For instance, take this new craze where everyone is saying "bitch, I might be" every other sentence, just because some cool rapper said it. I could think of about 90 gorillion things that would be nicer for people to repeat every 2 minutes. How about something sweet and adorable like "every day I'm snufflin'."
"EVERY DAY I'M SNUFFLIN'" Sesame Street meme (from the internets and possibly The Children's Television Workshop)
But unfortunately, people aren't searching google for "every day I'm snufflin'" a gorillion times a second, so I am gonna jump right on the bandwagon with this new meme I have just invented, which is red hot right off the frying pan of my mind.
the "BITCH I MIGHT BE" beaver meme
That's right it's the "b*tch I might be" beaver meme.
Now, that I am feeling like a real badass, let's talk about one of my other new videos which is about the dark lord of the ummm... darkness. And that guy's name is Satan.
satanic Satan meme (from the internets)
Welpers, so far no one at youtube has unsubscribed to me because of this vid (but not that many have watched it yet either). This revolting video is entitled THE FART OF SATAN!!!
And frankly, after watching it, I hope you'll be doing this...
goat LOL meme.. HAHA!
And not this...
newly invented Chloe Moretz WTF!? meme
This has been a pretty damn exciting post so far, kids. But believe it or not, there is one man who would have probably fallen asleep by now...
Morgan Freeman falling asleep gif (via latenightjimmy.tumblr)
Ahhhh, well let's not be too hard on the man who played "Easy Reader" so eloquently back in the day. Morgan Freeman has made like a gorillion movies and has been working VERY hard.
However, I was not sympathetic enough to Mr. Freeman's sleepy plight to not make this video spoof. The title of the cinematic triumph in question is "Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During 'Weber Cooks'"...
Okay. I know you will all be crushed, but that is all we have time for today, soooo..... there will be no episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up starring Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves" this week. You will just have to deal with that.
DEAL WITH IT cow chasing man gif
Oh my goodness, I hope I am not coming off a bit cranky and rude here at the end of our post. That was not very nice of me to say these things. Here is much nicer DEAL WITH IT gif, the "deal with it" Jesus version gif...
"DEAL WITH IT" gif Jesus version (found on the internets)
Once again God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Welcome back, true believers. Are you ready for JimmyFungus.com's second badass post in a row? I don't think that you are. But anywho, we have an absolute ton of material to cover in this entry, so hang onto your potatoes. This is going to be exciting...
"SAVE YOURSELVES" kitten says, "GO ON WITHOUT ME." in this cat/kitten meme I found on the internets
I don't really know where to begin, so I tell you what we are going to do....
...I will post this week's edition of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" (hosted by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves III),...
...and then I will share with you, some of my own delightful thoughts on all the exciting topics the Lord of Fungus covered in his informative report.
So, how does that sound???
evil cockroach "Good. Good." gif
If evil cockroach is satisfied then so am I. So without further ado, here is the latest edition of Current Events Rodeo Round-Up. (Topics covered include... Selena Gomez and her role in the potential blockbuster movie "Getaway", Miley Cyrus and her potential smash hit and latest single "We Can't Stop", as well as the new video and duet by Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed.")
Catie Wayne MIND = BLOWN gif (via catiewayne.com)
Selena Gomez pulling a gun on Ethan Hawke in "Getaway" gif
O.K. Let's try to dig into all of this. These crazy Disney kids seem intent on dirtying up their previously quasi-"squeaky clean" images. IMHO Selena Gomez is doing it in a better way, with some dramatic roles in major motion pictures that deal with some mature content.
Ya gots to love Miley though. Unlike Justin Bieber, who is deeply concerned with what the Beliebers think of him, she seems to be throwing caution to the wind. Every time the Biebs is caught "screwing up" his reaction seems to be, "Uh ohz. I made the Beliebers mad. I better try to smooth this over a bit." (That is NOT a direct quote by the way.) Miley on the other hand seems to take the polar opposite approach.
the "f*ck you! I won't do what you tell me" cat meme (found on the internets)
Welpers, dear ones, I am beginning to be a bit concerned about what effect this cynical attitude is having on our society. Case in point this "sloth meme" phenomenon that is sweeping the internets like a great ball of fire...
"chillin' like a villain" sloth meme/gif thingy
What exactly could be cuter or more adorable than a sloth? The endearing sloth... nothing but purity and sincerity as far as the eye can see.
Then someone had to make that "rape sloth" meme...
When memes collide... (I was inspired to meld together the "rape sloth" meme and the "goat with guns" meme while viewing twitter.com/HashMyTag's media grid)
I don't know. I never really found the "rape sloth" internet meme very cute OR funny. At least our gentle friends the goats have hitherto been able to preserve some measure of their dignity.
the "WHERE'S DEREK??' goat meme (created by an unknown genius)
I think. Anywho, my regular commenters are probably saying at this point, "OH GOD, SHUT UP! OH MY GOD, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP!!??" Welp, I didn't post last week, so I have a lot to cover. If it is getting on your nerves, just look at the pictures or something.
Actually, I am just covering one more topic (or so), and it is only because I went through the trouble of making this David Letterman "Migraine Boy" gif...
David Letterman "Boy With a Migraine" gif
So you may be asking, "Why the hell did you make that for??" Because using my skills as an investigative reporter, I was able to unearth the footage from an old made for TV movie from the 1980s starring David Letterman. SEE: Boy with a Migraine (Actually, it wasn't REALLY a movie. I guess you could just read the video description if you want to know more.)
mini Taylor Swift and mini Ed Sheeran in "Everything Has Changed" gif
Alright then. Why don't we end it here, and play ourselves out with a song. Here's the new video for the duet between Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran "Everything Has Changed"...
Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Today's post is totally badass. Not only will we discuss the return of Dax Flame, but there will also be cameo appearances by Darth Vader and Hitler. (Not that those three individuals belong in the same sentence together, but as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say... that is neither here, nor there.)
Yankovic's Amish period
So, it came to pass, that a very long time ago, I sent a letter to "Weird" Al Yankovic attempting to communicate the dire need for him to "dirty up" his image, and to do it quickly and in a very devastating manner. Needless to say, Al did not heed my advice. Either that, or I just forgot to mail him the letter... but in any event, Yankovic's career headed towards a consistently steady downward slope. He never again attained the pinnacles of mega-fame which he enjoyed in the early 1980s.
Dipper Jones doesn't want to be adorable (via jesscookie @ deviantART )
Luckily, youtube legend Dax Flame seems to be escaping the tentacles of this trap Dipper and "Weird" Al became ensnared in... first with his participation in the raunchy "Project X"...
That's not even all that's going on in the world. (Most of what I am mentioning is going to be thoroughly covered in this week's episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up". this time hosted by Jake Brickhead. So, don't even think about going anywhere.)
the "First World Cat Problems" meme (via Buzzfeed)
There is a delightful new video that is going viral called Sad Cat Diary (which is based on the "First World Cat Problems" meme)...which Brickhead will review for you, and you're gonna love it.
Also, in this latest edition of "The Round-Up", Jake will discuss this problem Justin Bieber has of always getting booed wherever he goes (such as happened at the Billboard Music Awards.)
Welp, enough of my mindless chuntering. Here is the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up" hosted by Jake Brickhead. Enjoy.
And with that... we are not even close to being done. Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves may be down, but he is certainly not out. He weighs in on the continuing saga of Greg Onision in his latest video.
NOT Greg Onision (This is Shane Dawson, who Lord Fungusleaves believes is a "very bizarre and disturbing young man.")
Alright, I must also do my job and give you the necessary background information before you can truly absorb Lord Throckmorton's report. So here it is... It seems that everyone is comparing youtube personality Greg Onision to Adolph Hitler because Greg is censoring comments on his youtube channels. This really pissed me off as well, so I had to put a comment on other youtube personality MrRepzion's channel complaining about it. (If this all seems very confusing you might want to check out my article The Heroic High Schooler, the Farting Copper, the Hating of the Kittens, the Stalking of the Onision, and the Slapping of the Mom..)
Let me reiterate that I was a bit angry at the time I wrote it, so I might have been a tad rash with my statements. I am still feeling like I can not impart a truly unbiased opinion, so instead I will let Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves answer the age old question...
Is Greg Onision Hitler?
Sorry, but we still aren't done. I want to tell you about the exciting new showgram coming to a T.V. set near you....
It's called "Steven Universe."
I am kind of blathering on forever, in this entry (I am...right?), so if you want more info on the series, just go to the description of the video I am posting below.
This video contains the catch phrase from "Steven Universe" that is sweeping the nation like an atomic Swifter Picker Upper... "Why are you such a buttface?" (and not to mention it is on my very own youtube channel)...
Ok, then. We are finally finished. But don't worry. I shall see you all again very soon.
"SOON." stalker sloth meme (found on the internets)
Once again, God bless you all... and please remember to support your local zoo.
