Friday, October 2, 2015

Honey Boo Boo's "Movin' Up": A Strike, a Spare, or a Gutter Ball?

Fred Flinstone's amazing bowling skills

The most important story in the world this week is Honey Boo Boo (aka Alana Thompson)'s new video "Movin' Up."


Well, instead of posting gifs & pics why don't I just post the dang video so you can all watch it...

Honey Boo Boo in "Movin' Up"

And I would be reportorially remiss if I did not offer some in depth musical criticism from my own youtube channel, so here is Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves with an episode of LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY...


And in the words of the immortal Forrest Gump,  "That's all I've got to say about that."  Thank you, and goodnight.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Justin Bieber CAUGHT Treating Fans Like Crap (ALSO Relationship Advice)

this cat

You guys may have seen this video Justin Bieber's Loving Way of Dealing With Crazy Fans - Top 10 since it went viral.  I have to confess I wasn't particularly impressed.  I mean, all of Justin's fans are little kids,  what would you expect him to do?  Justin's not going to tell them to RELAX and slam the car door in their face...  it's just kind of common sense to be nice, you don't get a gold star for that.

Oh, well apparently it is apparently a little harder to be nice to your fans than I thought, if you watch this video...

Which was enough to spark the unbounded fury of my employee Ricardo the Rhinoceros who rants on my youtube channel.  Just watch:

Which is the perfect segue into the relationship advice of Joseph Strickland.

Joseph Strickland: relationship expert

I can't claim to agree with 1000% of what Joseph says,  but I will definitely back his right to say it 37%...

I really don't know how to end this post, so here's a picture of Bill Dautrine.

Bill Dautrine

Thank you, and goodnight.

Friday, September 11, 2015

THE GOSPEL OF SLIM JESUS (Up and Coming Rap Artist Gets Unjustly "Crucified" on Twitter for his DRILL TIME Video)

Slim Jesus in "Drill Time" & Captain Swag

The road to music fame and fortune is not easy when you have to travel the rocky roads of the internets to get there.

This is what up and coming rap superstar Slim Jesus is discovering during his tumultuous rise to the top of the hip hop charts... 

King Ernie, lord of swag (via the internets)

for @TheSlimJesus is being besieged with some not so kind tweets from the heap of haters on that site.

hashtag #SlimJesus

is this supposed to be funny?

And these vines inspired by Slim Jesus's "Drill Time" video are not particularly flattering either...

Welp, this sucks.  I am hereby advising all members of the Fungus Army to throw their love and support behind Slim Jesus to counteract this negativity!

So anywho, here is Slim Jesus's DRILL TIME video...

And he is the video from my youtube channel (starring Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves and Wilford Fungus) in support of this young artist...

Once again God bless you, and thank you for your support.