Friday, November 21, 2014

Wilford Fungus SLAMS Lame Parodies of Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off"... and he also reviews every Taylor Swift "Shake it Off" parody (well not really, but pretty close)

Taylor Swift vs. Garfield the cat gif

Hey, kids.  I am back this week, and what do I have to give to you, but another exciting episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA! starring everyone's favorite American... patriot Wilford Fungus.

HATERS GONNA HATE meme starring Dick the Birthday Boy

You may be asking,  "Well, what is the subject of this week's episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA and why the hell should I care?"  Good question...

Welp, it seems that despite Taylor Swift's valiant efforts to fire back at her critics with epic hits like Shake It Off, her haters just keep on hating.  Anyway, why should I tell you this sad story when Wilford Fungus and his guest, celebrity news reporter Gossip Goat, can do it so much better.  Just watch the video below (if you don't mind).


And that will end this week's journey through the tubes of the internet.  Taylor Swift, play us out!

Friday, November 7, 2014

Walmart Troll Attempts "Epic Leap" Into Our Hearts (but may have ended up in jail instead): A TALE OF OBTAINING INTERNET FAME IN ABSOLUTELY THE WRONG MANNER

"epic leap" cat gif (see:  Cat Makes Epic Leap)

Hello again loyal supporters, and random people who stumbled upon this website through pure happenstance.  I know I ruined everybody's Halloween by not posting last week, but I plan to make up for it this time...

Nash Grier (pictured right), and on the left is some guy from Star Wars, I don't know who he is

The subject of this week's post concerns some "wannabe gangster children in Boise, Idaho (who) trash a Walmart with zero regard for other's jobs or property."  Well words can not express to you so eloquently as actual video footage from the site LiveLeak,soooo...  the name of the video in question is "Little Asshole Antagonizes a Walmart for no reason", and it is posted below for your viewing unpleasure...

"and not a single f*ck was given that day" monkey gif

Why would anyone want to act in such a deplorable manner?  Welp, some of the comments at a posting of the same video at LiveLeak's  youtube channel (see Little A*sshole Antagonizes a Walmart for no reason - video) suggest that such raucous behavior impresses girls...

Doge "super hot chicks" secks ad (via the internets)

However, I would not advise that you follow the example set by the "little a$$holes" in these videos.  But,  you weren't going to listen to me anyway...were you?

Well, whatever.  In this emergency episode of "WAKE UP AMERICA" (via my very own youtube channel) American patriot Wilford Fungus tells you exactly what he thinks of these horrendous events.  He is joined by the distinguished Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, and his holiness Moses Fungus.  Just watch (if you want to):

And with that we conclude this week's trek through the internets.

Thor:  "thunder god"

Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Friday, October 24, 2014

Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer (discussion), Justin Bieber Gets Boxing Lessons from Floyd Mayweather (a report), and One Direction's New Video "Steal My Girl" (another report)...lots of CRAZY TALK from Ricardo the Rhinoceros and Gossip Goat

Patrick Star CRAZY TALK gif

Hello kids.  Welcome to this week's run down of the world's most important and exciting events...


  Marvel's "Avengers: Age of Ultron" trailer dropped this week and the whole planet Earth was very excited about it...

rock band KISS battles robots in "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" (which kind of has something to do with the Age of Ultron, but not a lot if you really think about it)

Ricardo the Rhinoceros (who hosts the show "RANT-O-VISION" on my youtube channel) was kind of excited about Marvel's "Avengers: Age of Ultron" Teaser Trailer...but maybe not as much as you are.  
new WE'RE KNOWN AS THE MIGHTY AVENGERS Avengers gif (starring Thor & Iron Man)
Welp, if that's not a good enough reason to watch his video on the subject, then I don't know what is.  Check it out...

Justin Bieber boxing with Floyd Mayweather (see: EXCLUSIVE Justin Bieber Boxing Lessons with Floyd Mayweather)

Other exciting events of the week included Justin Bieber's boxing lessons with undefeated champion Floyd Mayweather, and One Direction's new video "Steal My Girl"...

Zayn Malik in "Steal My Girl"

But don't take my word for it...just watch Gossip Goat in "THE REALLY SHORT GOSSIP REPORT"...

new "sexy walrus" walrus meme

And that shall end this week's voyage through the internets.

Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo...

Shia Labeouf clapping gif  (see "Shia Labeouf" Live)

Stay classy, Chicago!