Friday, January 23, 2015

TWO TALES GRIP THE WORLD THIS WEEK: Tom Brady Gets His Balls Crushed in Deflate-Gate AND "moot" Retires From 4chan... ALSO, a Facebook Commercial from 1995 is Unearthed (or is it just a plot by the evil kayaking corporations?...I mean seriously WHAT THE HELL!!?)

"You sunk my battleship!" gif

If you are feeling like someone sunk your battleship, friend...  welp, you are not the only one, there are a lot of things that have been crushed this week...footballs, as well as many people's spirits.

"feels bad" frog (via the internets)

Okay, let's learn a little bit more...

Eric Cartmanez "how do I reach these kids?" (via the internets)

Remember that episode of South Park where Eric Cartman goes to an inner city school to teach the kids how to cheat so they can be Super Bowl champions like Tom Brady and the New England Patriots?

I know in America you are innocent until you're proven guilty, or if you really have a lot of money... but come on, Tom Brady, I wasn't born yesterday.  Anywho, here is Jake Brickhead's interview with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in this week's episode of BRICKHEAD ON THE BEAT which also happens to be on MY youtube channel...

Bobby Hill (just beacuse)

Moving right along, I don't know what you kids are going to do with yourselves anymore, because Christopher "moot" Poole is retiring as administrator of the site he founded (which is 4chan.org),...  which is kinda sad.

"feelbird" (created by an unknown genius)

Wilford Fungus addressed the whole moot retiring thing in his latest episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA.  But here's where things get complicated...  Wilford does so at the end of a video which is also a reaction (or at least a review) of a viral video that has been making the rounds... supposedly an early commercial for "the facebook" or is it?  Whatever.  I posted the video below so you can watch it, if you want.

Much more important, however, is Wilford Fungus's opinion about this "the facebook" video (as well as his thoughts on moot retiring).  I posted the episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA below.  The video player is big because it's important...

And with that we end our journey through the interwebs for at least this one single week.  Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...

I don't know how to describe this gif

Stay classy, Chicago!

Friday, January 9, 2015

Marvel ANT-MAN Trailer starring Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas is Out (REVIEW AND REACTION FROM MY VERY OWN YOUTUBE CHANNEL)

get up and dance gif

Hello again, true believers.  If you are suffering from some melancholia this post-holiday season, I have some news for ya,...  and if you are a Paul Rudd fan, this news will make you wanna get up and dance like Michael Jackson!

Ant-Man gif starring Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas, and Spongebob Squarepants

Because the new trailer for Marvel Entertainment's "Ant-Man" (starring Paul Rudd as Ant-Man) is now out.  Welp, I guess actually, if you are a Paul Rudd fan, you knew all that already.  But...  whatever.

In Ant-Man, our hero Paul Rudd plays Scott Lang who is given a second chance to turn away from his life of crime, and be a hero to not only his young daughter, but the whole world.  What is that thing that Yoda always said...  "crime leads to meth, and meth leads to cookies, and cookies lead to the dark side"?...or something like that.

"cookies are a hell of a drug!"

Anywho, here is the new Ant-Man Trailer...

But even more important than that, is what Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, Gossip Goat, and Chuck Fungus think about all this...

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Friday, January 2, 2015

Shane Dawson vs. Sony and Taylor Swift('s people??): Shane Dawson BANNED Over Taylor Swift "Blank Space" Parody - Wilford Fungus Responds #shanedawsonsony #freedomwillstand

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Youtube superstar Shane Dawson's show-biz career had been rolling along quite nicely right up until some recent controversies.  The latest among these involve the take-down of his Taylor Swift "Blank Space" parody, and a brewing WAR between Shane and Taylor Swift's managers at Sony (or Taylor Swift's managers AND Sony, or Taylor Swift AND her managers AND Sony...whatever, who cares?)

ohhh, that Ernie! (via the internets)

WAR of course is never a pleasant thing, and Shane Dawson is pissed...SUPER DUPER PISSED... that Sony has taken down his Taylor Swift video.  Well, just watch Shane's vlog (scroll down a bit) on the subject (or watch some of it, whatever... I don't care.)

this pic via the internets

Shane has vowed to fight this to the very end...


Anywho,  you can still watch Shane Dawson's "Blank Space" spoof on the internets (lucky you!)... just not on HIS channel.  I have posted it below for your convenience, but I warn you, if you are planning on watching it... it is repulsive and unspeakably horrifying.  Also, it would help if you speak Portuguese...

Okay, the first 80% of this blog post was really just a lead up to the most important thing regarding this whole sitation...  which is Wilford Fungus's opinion about it.  Check out the latest video from my very own youtube channel below:

Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...

Stay classy, America!