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Friday, October 24, 2014

Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer (discussion), Justin Bieber Gets Boxing Lessons from Floyd Mayweather (a report), and One Direction's New Video "Steal My Girl" (another report)...lots of CRAZY TALK from Ricardo the Rhinoceros and Gossip Goat

Patrick Star CRAZY TALK gif


Hello kids.  Welcome to this week's run down of the world's most important and exciting events...



THE AVENGERS:  EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES


  Marvel's "Avengers: Age of Ultron" trailer dropped this week and the whole planet Earth was very excited about it...



rock band KISS battles robots in "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" (which kind of has something to do with the Age of Ultron, but not a lot if you really think about it)



 
Ricardo the Rhinoceros (who hosts the show "RANT-O-VISION" on my youtube channel) was kind of excited about Marvel's "Avengers: Age of Ultron" Teaser Trailer...but maybe not as much as you are.  
 
 
 
new WE'RE KNOWN AS THE MIGHTY AVENGERS Avengers gif (starring Thor & Iron Man)
 
 
 
 
Welp, if that's not a good enough reason to watch his video on the subject, then I don't know what is.  Check it out...







Justin Bieber boxing with Floyd Mayweather (see: EXCLUSIVE Justin Bieber Boxing Lessons with Floyd Mayweather)

Other exciting events of the week included Justin Bieber's boxing lessons with undefeated champion Floyd Mayweather, and One Direction's new video "Steal My Girl"...



Zayn Malik in "Steal My Girl"


But don't take my word for it...just watch Gossip Goat in "THE REALLY SHORT GOSSIP REPORT"...







new "sexy walrus" walrus meme

 
 
And that shall end this week's voyage through the internets.


Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo...




Shia Labeouf clapping gif  (see "Shia Labeouf" Live)


Stay classy, Chicago!

Friday, October 17, 2014

OFF TO THE RACES with 3 New Vids: NOT an Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Tells the Story of His Arrest to Jimmy Kimmel (BUT FIRST Neil Breen Goes for his Dreams with "Fateful Findings"... while Simon Cowell Crushes Yours with One Direction)

GOOBY gif


Well, yes...as I said so plainly in the title, this week it's off to the races with three exciting new videos from my youtube channel...







Neil Breen of "Fateful Findings" wants NO MORE BOOKS! gif


First up to bat, in this amazing parade of unparalleled entertainment is Gossip Goat's review of "Fateful Findings" directed by Neil Breen.  Well what are you waiting for??  Just watch the video below this quasi-paragraph...





newly invented Victory Goat goat meme







hungry dinosaur chasing poor guy on Japanese game show gif


And let's keep on going before we lose our breath.  The second in this holy trinity of mind blowing youtube videos addresses Simon Cowell's recent comment, "No one will be the next One Direction."  Those were the most discouraging words I've heard since Demi Lovato told us dreams aren't for everybody (mind you, I'm paraphrasing).  Anywho, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves wasn't going to take that lying down (though he may take it sitting down).  Whatever.  If you want to see what the Lord of Fungus had to say, watch the accompanying video below...













little person races a camel and WINS gif


Don't give up now, we are almost to the finish line.  The subject of our third video is Shia LaBeouf,... a man famous for only two things really:  1.)  The Rob Cantor song "Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf" was written about him  AND  2.)  Gorilla Bananas wrote a blog about him called  Bag Head.


However, these last few days the "horrible, HORRIBLE mass media" (as Michael Jackson used to refer to it) had decided LaBeouf is the greatest story teller since God wrote the Bible.   Shia's interview with Jimmy Kimmel went viral, and the talking heads couldn't help but heap mountains of praise on Mr. LaBeouf for his titanic globs of charm and wittiness.  However, my correspondent Wilford Fungus was having none of it, and said as much on his sexciting youtube program (also on MY youtube channel) WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA.  Watch the episode below if you are so inclined...








"and a chill wind blows" newly invented dog/pug meme (make of it what you will)



Obviously, we are going to end today's post with our SONG OF THE DAY, which is "Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf."  Enjoy.





Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...


Stay classy, Chicago!



Friday, October 10, 2014

The Skeleton War and the Rustling of Ricardo (other topics covered include SpongeBob Squarepants, Shane Dawson, Nash Grier & Hayes Grier)

"“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms...


No matter how bad things get in life, we know they could always get worse...



At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” (via SpongeBob Squarepants)




For instance, you could be drafted to fight in The Skeleton War.


Spy Kids fight in the Skeleton War


Which is a perfect segue into Jake Brickhead's latest edition of "This Week in Memes", which you can watch below...








New addition to my youtube channel Ricardo the Ranting Rhinoceros wasn't drafted, but nonetheless, his jimmies suffered from some serious rustling this week.



gorilla CSR on the phone



Just watch this clip from Shane Dawson's vlog "A Message to Haters" and you'll see what got Ricardo's rhino trunks in a loop...






Owldolph Hitler


Well, anywho...here is a little rant on the subject via Ricardo...





And on yet another episode of  RANT-O-VISION, Ricardo could not hide his disdain regarding the notorious Nash Grier and his brother Hayes (see NASH GRIER vs. HAYES GRIER)


Watch the drama unfold in the video below...





"I FARTED" dog meme


And now we shall end this week's journey through the intertubes.


Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...


Stay classy, Chicago!
 
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