Friday, September 4, 2015

Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, and Donald Trump: 3 Role Models We Can Look Up To and Be Proud Of (I'm glad we know these people)

Nicki Minaj called Miley Cyrus a b*tch at the VMAs

If you haven't heard about the confrontation between Nicki Minaj and Miley Cyrus at the 2015 MTV VMAs, then you are tragically unhip and there is no hope for you at all...

a gorillion people are posting "Miley, what's good" on Miley Cyrus's Instagram account, coincidentally after Nicki Minaj asked Miley that very question at the MTV VMAs

Alright, maybe I am being a bit harsh...  here if you haven't heard about what's going on between these 2 giants of the pop scene, then watch my video below (not that that will help much)...

Donald Trump "Battle of the Billionaires"

Okay, maybe you can be forgiven if you didn't know what was going on between Miley and Nicki, but frankly if you aren't aware of the mania surrounding Donald Trump lately, you are clearly living in an igloo in Antarctica, dining on penguin stew, and listening to reruns of the Brent Mussburger show on your ham radio.

Donald Trump via the WWE

Seriously, if you don't have an opinion on Donald Trump... well, you are probably the only such person left on earth, and need a good shove...

Donald Trump shoves fellow billionaire Vince McMahon

Well, if you don't care, you BETTER care..  just watch my video below... this is no laughing matter, people...

Once again, God bless you all, and thank you for your support.

Donald Trump body slams Vince McMahon

Stay classy, Chicago.

Friday, August 7, 2015

Another AWKWARD Celebrity Interview: Kristen Stewart "Pranks" Jesse Eisenberg on Funny Or Die

Thug Life Magic  gif

There are some pretty bad ass celebrities out there, and you don't want to make the mistake of asking them questions when they are in a cranky mood... or they might try to make you cry.

Jesse Eisenberg story at Daily Mail

Case in point: Jesse Eisenberg.

All the interviewer did was refer to Morgan Freeman by his last name, but that was apparently enough to set Eisenberg off.

And it's not like this was the only awkward conversation taking place in movie land...

a heated conversation between Max & Victoria in "Life is Strange"

Kristen Stewart has asked her fair share of...

Kristen Stewart asks Jesse Eisenberg if he's pregnant

stupid questions.

Is there such a thing as insanity among penguins?

but is that a reason to lose your mind?

Well find out what happened in the video below via Funny Or Die...

Anywho, Ricardo the ranting rhino has been waiting awhile to exact some vengeance against this "jabronie" for the way he treated Romina... and this was his chance.

the last jimmy has been rustled

Check out the latest episode of RANT-O-VISION featuring Ricardo as well as Wilford Fungus:

Once again God bless you and thank you for your support.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Cecil the Lion is Kill


Well kids, I'm sure you have heard the bad news about Cecil the lion... slain by an evil American dentist after his molars...

Doge of the jungle

Because Cecil right now is more famous than Doge and Pepe the Frog combined...

Lion King - 4chan  meme

And news of his untimely demise has spread to all corners of the internet.

Which is why he is the topic of the first ever episode of CHEWING THE FAT (starring Cowden Buttercups) on my youtube channel.  (Guest starring Deerborn Antlerburgh the angry antelope and Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves the huntsman.)

Once again God bless you...

Lion King gif

And thank you for your support.