Friday, July 31, 2015

Cecil the Lion is Kill


Well kids, I'm sure you have heard the bad news about Cecil the lion... slain by an evil American dentist after his molars...

Doge of the jungle

Because Cecil right now is more famous than Doge and Pepe the Frog combined...

Lion King - 4chan  meme

And news of his untimely demise has spread to all corners of the internet.

Which is why he is the topic of the first ever episode of CHEWING THE FAT (starring Cowden Buttercups) on my youtube channel.  (Guest starring Deerborn Antlerburgh the angry antelope and Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves the huntsman.)

Once again God bless you...

Lion King gif

And thank you for your support.

Friday, July 24, 2015

People Giving Dolphins Cigarettes??? (Can We Even Trust Ourselves Anymore?)

dolphins against smoking gif

A horrible plague has fallen across our culture, folks.

young spelling bee contestant heroically spells "Iridocyclitis"

 A plague even more contagious than Iridocyclitis...

That's right.  It seems some unsavory individuals have been trying to get dolphins addicted to cigarettes, and Wilford Fungus is mad as hell about it!

I mean... can we even trust ourselves anymore???

"trust nobody, not even yourself" (rustled jimmies version)

Wilford asks this question, as well as goes off about some "hate mail" received about the Ariana Grande donut slurping video...

Which is the perfect segue into our song of the day...

Oscar the Grouch's anthem

Play us out, Oscar!

Friday, July 17, 2015

Disturbing Subliminal Messages Discovered in New Justin Bieber Video (also discussed: Is #TrumpYourCat a Diabolical Conspiracy? & Jared Leto's Portrayal of the Joker in "Suicide Squad")

secret subliminal messages in "Where Are U Now" Justin Bieber video

Well kids, I'm as shocked as you are, but it appears this new Justin Bieber video is not as innocent as it seems...

Well, I won't get too deeply into that yet, as my head is spinning with all the crazy stuff that's been going on of late...

I was almost overwhelmed by all the feels I was feeling, but I decided to stop being a wimp and post this week at all costs...

Spiderman has the feels

There are so many things going on..  like #TrumpYourCat...

this poor cat has been Trumped #TrumpYourCat

I mean you think Donald Trump is behind this thing or what?

And the new "Suicide Squad" (starring Jared Leto as The Joker) trailer was also released...

This and other exciting topics are discussed in this week's exciting episode of RANT-O-VISION...!


Thank you, and good night.