Friday, July 24, 2015

People Giving Dolphins Cigarettes??? (Can We Even Trust Ourselves Anymore?)

young spelling bee contestant heroically spells "Iridocyclitis"


A horrible plague has fallen across our culture, folks.  A plague even more contagious than Iridocyclitis...






That's right.  It seems some unsavory individuals have been trying to get dolphins addicted to cigarettes, and Wilford Fungus is mad as hell about it!





I mean... can we even trust ourselves anymore???



"trust nobody, not even yourself" (rustled jimmies version)



Wilford asks this question, as well as goes off about some "hate mail" received about the Ariana Grande donut slurping video...






Which is the perfect segue into our song of the day...





Oscar the Grouch's anthem


Play us out, Oscar!

Friday, July 17, 2015

Disturbing Subliminal Messages Discovered in New Justin Bieber Video (also discussed: Is #TrumpYourCat a Diabolical Conspiracy? & Jared Leto's Portrayal of the Joker in "Suicide Squad")

secret subliminal messages in "Where Are U Now" Justin Bieber video

Well kids, I'm as shocked as you are, but it appears this new Justin Bieber video is not as innocent as it seems...






Well, I won't get too deeply into that yet, as my head is spinning with all the crazy stuff that's been going on of late...








I was almost overwhelmed by all the feels I was feeling, but I decided to stop being a wimp and post this week at all costs...


Spiderman has the feels




There are so many things going on..  like #TrumpYourCat...


this poor cat has been Trumped #TrumpYourCat


I mean you think Donald Trump is behind this thing or what?



And the new "Suicide Squad" (starring Jared Leto as The Joker) trailer was also released...





This and other exciting topics are discussed in this week's exciting episode of RANT-O-VISION...!








THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY cat meme




Thank you, and good night.


Friday, July 10, 2015

Ariana Grande in Deep Doo Doo After Saying "I HATE AMERICA" in a Donut Shop (Wilford Fungus and Gossip Goat React)

Ariana Grande thinks America sucks??

Something horrible has happened, and it is even worse than "Kick a Ginger Day"...


Aaron Mishkin



Ariana Grande opened up her big mouth in a donut shop, and it wasn't to sample the vanilla long-johns, it was to do something a whole lot worse...


Ariana Grande: I HATE AMERICA


This is career suicide that makes Kanye West snatching the microphone from Taylor Swift look like... well..  not that bad...


See this revolting development in it's full horror down below...





I don't know what Ari can do at this point really...





Maybe she can say she meant the band America, but I don't think that's gonna fly...




If that doesn't work, I suppose there are worse fates than performing at Showbiz Pizza Place for the rest of her life...




Turning to the spiritual realm,  a new video from Jason Headley is the perfect ying to the yang of the Shia LaBeouf motivational craze...





See what I am talking about below...





All of this and much more is  covered in the latest episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA...





Once again, God bless you all...




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