Loading...

Friday, February 13, 2015

Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry OR Katy Perry vs.Taylor Swift... WHATEVER (ALSO Kanye West's Grammy Stage Rush PLUS Lots of Other Stuff... well, you'll just have to check it out and see for yourself)

Dragon Baby gif


As many of you know, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are on the verge of knocking each other's blocks off.  Welp,  we shall talk about that in a bit, because this is going to be one epic blog post.  So, if you are not up to that, I suggest you go take a nap and come back and read it later...  yeah, because we are going to talk about a lot of stuff...

I'll begin en epic post by posting Burpy Bear's epic burp video, which you can watch on my very own youtube channel.  or here..





Alrighty then, hopefully that wasn't too traumatic for you all...


INTERNET ADDICTION meme (via the internets)


Now, we go from the ridiculous to the sublime.  Last week, Michael D'Agostino did a very nice thing and gave me a A Very Inspiring Blogger award.

And that made me feel so good I could practically kick the sunglasses off of someone else's face onto mine...

DEAL WITH IT gif (via the internets)


So, I decided to do something inspiring for once, and made this Nick Vujicic motivational meme thingy...



Nick Vujicic


For the record, my list of inspiring bloggers (in no particular order) are Michael D'Agostino, Mark Noyce , Gorilla Bananas, Jax, and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.


Which brings us forth to our next exciting topic.  Ironically, I was reading at Mark's blog today The Rambling Person, and he was talking about how some cowardly anonymous internet arseholes were giving him negative feedback on a freelance writing site...  ironic because that is also the topic of Wilford Fungus's latest video at my very own youtube channel ...




Let us now stumble forward into the current events portion of this post...


Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry

It is well known that Taylor Swift and Katy Perry would like to beat the living hell out of each other.  As you have probably heard, Katy dissed Swift at the Super Bowl with the help of some dancing sharks.  Luckily, at the Grammys, Taylor put on her best chess face, and did not incite a fistfight with Perry and her slimey boyfriend (Taylor and everyone else's ex) John Mayer.



CHESS meme


However, if you thought it would be a 100% classy Grammy evening, you would be entirely wrong, as super important guy Kanye West rushed the stage and almost tried to yoink the Grammy for Best Album from Beck to give it to Beyonce...

Kanye West and Beck Grammy gif (ft. Prince)


cat wearing a hat meme


This and many other topics are discussed in this week's episode of LORD THROCKMORTON FUNGUSLEAVES' ULTIMATE DANCE PARTY starring Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves and Gossip Goat.  You can check it out below, or watch it on my very own youtube channel...





Wow, you are still reading?  Congratulations, you win a donut!  (Don't get all excited, it's just an expression.  I can't afford donuts for all of you.)


Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.


Stay classy, Chicago.

Friday, January 30, 2015

"Fantastic Four" (starring Kate Mara) Trailer AND Chris Brown's "Autumn Leaves" (Explicit) Video (YES, INDEED...THESE ARE JUST 2 OF THE INTERESTING TOPICS WE WILL BE DISCUSSING IN TODAY'S POST!)

Squidward dancing ft. Sponge Bobble


Whether you wanted to get up and dance...



or just be entertained and have a good laugh....



new Maury Povich monkey is "not the father" gif


You have certainly come to the right place, ladies and germs, because this week there are 2 brand spankin' new exciting videos from my very own youtube channel.  Ok, let's learn a little bit more...


It seems there is but yet another Marvel superhero movie coming out, this time about the "Fantastic Four."  Check out the movie trailer down below if you wish (but no skin off my nose if you don't)....





I only bring all this up, because it was the topic of the latest episode of RANT-O-VISION on my very own youtube channel...





Bert's got #SWAG


I think we can all agree Ricardo the Rhino has plenty of #SWAG, but perhaps not as much as rapper or singer whatchamacallit Chris Brown...



Chris Brown "Autumn Leaves" gif


Anywho, Chris Brown has a new video out called "Autumn Leaves" and it's (Explicit).  Check it out below if you dare...





And the video isn't the only thing that's (Explicit) as there is a lot of trash talking as well as bickering in the youtube comments section of the video...


new SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS meme starring dog


Which was the inspiration for the first ever episode of READING THE COMMENTS WITH WILFORD FUNGUS which you can see on my very own youtube channel (or you can watch it here too).





If you didn't watch the whole video you won't have any idea what is going on in the meme I made below (or maybe even if you did)...


A KINGDOM FOR A KIT KAT (exciting new meme starring our very own Wilford Fungus)


And so we arrive at the end of this week's journey through the blogosphere.


Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.


Stay classy, Chicago!

Friday, January 23, 2015

TWO TALES GRIP THE WORLD THIS WEEK: Tom Brady Gets His Balls Crushed in Deflate-Gate AND "moot" Retires From 4chan... ALSO, a Facebook Commercial from 1995 is Unearthed (or is it just a plot by the evil kayaking corporations?...I mean seriously WHAT THE HELL!!?)

"You sunk my battleship!" gif


If you are feeling like someone sunk your battleship, friend...  welp, you are not the only one, there are a lot of things that have been crushed this week...footballs, as well as many people's spirits.


"feels bad" frog (via the internets)


Okay, let's learn a little bit more...




Eric Cartmanez "how do I reach these kids?" (via the internets)


Remember that episode of South Park where Eric Cartman goes to an inner city school to teach the kids how to cheat so they can be Super Bowl champions like Tom Brady and the New England Patriots?





I know in America you are innocent until you're proven guilty, or if you really have a lot of money... but come on, Tom Brady, I wasn't born yesterday.  Anywho, here is Jake Brickhead's interview with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady in this week's episode of BRICKHEAD ON THE BEAT which also happens to be on MY youtube channel...







Bobby Hill (just beacuse)


Moving right along, I don't know what you kids are going to do with yourselves anymore, because Christopher "moot" Poole is retiring as administrator of the site he founded (which is 4chan.org),...  which is kinda sad.


"feelbird" (created by an unknown genius)




Wilford Fungus addressed the whole moot retiring thing in his latest episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA.  But here's where things get complicated...  Wilford does so at the end of a video which is also a reaction (or at least a review) of a viral video that has been making the rounds... supposedly an early commercial for "the facebook" or is it?  Whatever.  I posted the video below so you can watch it, if you want.





Much more important, however, is Wilford Fungus's opinion about this "the facebook" video (as well as his thoughts on moot retiring).  I posted the episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA below.  The video player is big because it's important...





And with that we end our journey through the interwebs for at least this one single week.  Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...



I don't know how to describe this gif


Stay classy, Chicago!


 
>