Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Obama Supports Mandate (maybe) but opposes rudeness, American Idol feud (Ellen vs. Simon), Megan Fox wears a bag, Michael Jackson's new movie, Lady Gaga's "Poker Face", (also "Big Man Japan" movie review)

In an interview with ABC's George Snuffleupagus, err I mean Stephanopoulos (err. you know who I'm talking about), President Obama was drilled on whether a mandate requiring people to purchase health insurance (also see Funguzz Vizzion: Obama's Healthcare Reform Address: A Brief Synopsis) was actually a huge tax increase on the middle class, which would break a campaign promise. Obama said "No, George", but for some reason, George glossed over the fact that Obama supporting the mandate in the first place was violating a campaign promise, but WHATEVER...(see the video below posted by PoliticsNewsPolitics at youtube)

This and other unfortunate news events prompted renegade economist Max Keiser to call for a worker's revolution from his underground bunker in Paris. See the important video below:
(posted by presstv2009 at youtube)
In related political news, Obama may be supporting the mandate, but he has courageously come out against "rudeness." (see Obama Rips TV News for Making Rudeness the Road to Stardom -- Politics Daily) "I think it's important for the media -- you know, not to do any media-bashing here -- to recognize that right now, in this 24-hour news cycle, the easiest way to get on CNN or FOX or any of the other stations, MSNBC, is to say something rude and outrageous," Obama tells the press.

(see also: Funguzz Vizzion: Obama on Kanye West, Ellen on Idol, ABBA on school bus beatin)
Joining President Obama in the battle against meanies is new American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres, who is going to try to force chief justice Simon Cowell to make the show "kinder" and "gentler."

"When Simon is rude and mean, I'll tell him he's rude and mean, just like I tell him on my show that he's rude and mean," says Ellen. (see NO IDOL THREAT - ITS WAR! - Celebrity News Gossip - National Enquirer) Well, that sounds like a pungent recipe for some nauseatingly good entertainment if you ask me.

In related celebrity news, in an effort to refute criticism from the peanut gallery that she is a mean b, i, t you know what else (seeYouTube - Megan Fox is a NASTY B*TCH!!! - Serena Williams DIVAS OUT at US Open), Megan Fox was a good sport and agreed to do an interview with a bag over her head. (See video below posted by national lampoons video at youtube)

Well, I hope this doesn't set a bad precedent in which Megan Fox is required to do all kinds of outlandish things just to prove to America she is not a big jerk. Like for example, "Hey Megan, would you mind balancing a meatball on your nose during the rest of this press conference while monkeys throw cheetos at you?" I mean, the girl could get some sort of complex or something.

In some happy news for Michael Jackson fans, there was some footage leaked of an upcoming movie featuring footage of recent Michael Jackson rehearsals called "This is It." Apparently reports that Michael Jackson could no longer sing because of a lung disease were utterly false, as you can see in this vid below, his singing was fantastic:

SEE ALSO Funguzz Vizzion: Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death...

Well, dear friends, while strolling through my local Lackluster Video store I came across this crazy movie about a down on his luck quasi-super hero who works for the Department of Monster Protection, protecting Japan from all sorts of hideous monsters...for example, the dreaded "stink monster" which emits a foul odor "equivalent to 10,000 human feces." (see: EXCLUSIVE CLIP: ‘Big Man Japan’ Takes On… The Stink Monster!)

Here ya go. See the trailer down here:
(posted by timeleague at youtube)

Umm... it's pretty good.


Despite the Kanye West-Taylor Swift fiasco, Lady Gaga was still able to garner some attention for herself at the recent MTV VMA's. Gaga is extremely talented, though her diva-esque image seems akwardly out of place in a time of economic downturn, and her flamboyance has earned her some vocal critics. (see what these 2 chatter boxes at theyoungturks have to say about it if you like YouTube - Lady GaGa & Her Silly Outfits - Has She Gone Too Far??)

(posted by InterscopeGeffenAM at youtube)

But anyway, the nifty song Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" at around 1:29 in this vid..."Russian roulette is not the same without a gun...and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun." Please commit that to memory.

Well, that's ends another thrilling day at Once again, God bless you, and thank you for your support.


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