Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Obama on Kanye West, Ellen on Idol, ABBA on school bus beatings



Well, in a country where no one can seem to agree on anything, Kanye West seems to have united us all... Unfortunately for him, he has united us in agreement that he is a big, stupid jerk. Everyone is weighing in on this. Here is what some of our important celebrities have said on this burning social issue:

"Kanye west is the biggest piece of sh-t on earth. " Pink.Pink: 'Kanye West Is The Biggest Piece Of Sh*t On Earth' - GIGWISE
"“F**K U KANYE. IT’S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN!" Katy Perry.Katy Perry at The MTV VMAs — Picture Showbiz Spy - celebrity news, rumors &
"What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough??... Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal??... You can have mine if it will shut you up.I just pity you because you’re a sad human being." Kelly Clarkson.Kelly Clarkson: Kanye West Is A Sad Human Being The Celebrity Truth
"Kanye West should be banned from awards shows." Joe Jackson.Michael Jackson - Joe Jackson: 'Kanye Should Be Banned From Awards Shows' - Co
"Kanye West is a gay fish." Trey Parker and Matt Stone the creators of South Park (see:South Park: Kanye West Is a Gay Fish Comedy Central Insider Blog)

Even the President of the United States has let his feelings be known...

"He's a jackass!" President Barack Obama.

(Update: video footage of the interview via CNN YouTube - VIDEO Of Obama Calling Kanye West A "Jackass")

In other insane news Ellen Degeneres has filled Paula Abdul's vacated seat on American Idol for some reason. I have not been this baffled since they hired Dennis Miller as a color commentator on Monday Night Football. Shouldn't they hire someone who knows something about singing perhaps? And why would they hire Ellen when Daxflame is available and willing. See below video of Daxflame aka Bernice Juach:


In some more horrible news, there is a video of a school bus beating circulating around the internets. But luckily this sad story ends with some hope for the human race, as a good Samaritan on the bus courageously intervenes to help the child being bullied. (See: YouTube - Beatdown Bust 'The Early Show' Video Morning Rush)

Which leads us to our "song of the day." Today we will be remembering ABBA's very uplifting "He Is Your Brother" generously posted by 2Shaymcn at youtube:


"He Is Your Brother" (full lyrics)

I was a fighter always looking for trouble
And my life was so empty, there was nothing left to live for
But then it happened one night as I got into a fight
I could hear someone saying as though he was praying
Ah-a-ah-a-a-a-ah-ah

Treat him well, he is your brother
You might need his help some day
We depend on one another
Love him, that's the only way
On the road (on the road) that we're going
We all need (we all need) words of comfort and compassion
Treat him well, he is your brother
Love him, that's the only way

I was a woman never thinking of others
And my life was so lonely, didn't care for anybody
But then I happened to meet a begging man in the street
As I turned down his praying I heard someone saying
Ah-a-ah-a-a-a-ah-ah

Treat him well, he is your brother (brother)
You might need his help one day (he's your brother)
We depend on one another (brother)
Love him, that's the only way
On the road (on the road) that we're going (that we're going)
We all need (we all need) words of comfort and compassion
Treat him well, he is your brother (brother)
Love him, that's the only way.

Treat him well, he is your brother (brother)
You might need his help one day (he's your brother)
We depend on one another (brother)
Love him, that's the only way

SEE ALSO:Did Michael Jackson Fake His Death? (also Daxflame found alive; the Demon Lord Picklejar, and Chris Humphrey still missing)

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