Friday, June 24, 2011

Conan: What is Best in Life? (GREATEST SPEECHES EVER Conan the Barbarian Edition)

It is time once again for another thrilling episode of "Greatest Speeches Ever."  This time let us immerse ourselves in the wisdom of one of the greatest alpha males of all time: Conan the Barbarian.


Here in Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1982 film Conan is asked...




What is best in life??
"What is best in life?" Alpha Boyfriend meme


Now just for fun, let's imagine this whole discussion was taking place on an episode of the Open Forum starring world famous Bible teacher Harold Camping.  It would probably go something like this...

"Welcome to the Open Forum. Now may we take our first caller please..."








"Hello Brother Harold. My name is Boxxy.. Most of you know me as...Umm..umm..most of you know me as Boxxy, I suppose..."







"Boxxy, What is your question, please!?"









"Brother Harold....my question is...What is best in life??"








"...To crush your enemies...see them driven before you...and to hear the lamentations of their women."









"That is good...that is good!"










"Thank you for calling and sharing. Now may we take our next caller please..."






Well, that shall end what has been another thrilling ride through the blogosphere at jimmyfungus.com.  Once again, God bless you and thank you for your support.

39 comments:

  1. in the video everybody speak as if they are taking a hard dump. I'm also not sure about some of the examples used in here. Nice post, i'll be following.

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  2. I love the Conan movies Arnold is classic.

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  3. Five Star post, this blog is pure gold. Followed back

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  4. ehehe now that's an alpha male!

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  5. Ouh! that's must hurt. My friends like it :))

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  6. gotta love anold. and yes there is no R in anold.

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  7. Conan couldn't cut taxes.. that's too bad.

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  8. Conan knows best!
    oh no, its hogan knows best :P

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  9. Lmao, I have no clue what I just read, but I liked it. Followed man, keep up the great work.

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  10. By far my favorite quote from a movie of all time. CLASSIC!

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  11. Hhaha nice stuff. I'll follow this.

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  12. I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but whatever. Followed.

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  13. funny stuff man i showed this to my brother loved the vid

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  14. Lol this was funny, and i like conan !!! Nice post.

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  15. Nice post, I like your blog!
    +Follow

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  16. Funny stuff can't wait for more to come

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  17. Please write more blogs, want more of your great content

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  18. Oh please arnold, you've had your spotlight, now move out of the way geezer.

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  19. God Conan was so awesome. Not sure if the remake can come even close to how badass Arnie was in the first one.

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  20. i love your blog!!
    check me out im back with a vengence!!!
    http://joeymax-stayathomedad.blogspot.com/

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