Friday, December 2, 2011

Greatest Speeches Ever: John Travolta in "Battlefield Earth"

Well, hello again, true believers...it's time for another thrilling ride through the blogosphere.  









I am feeling rather tense, so this entry will be relatively short...but don't worry...I assure you it will be no less fulfilling than usual...I promise an indubitably worthwhile, and edifying experience for all.  

Today, we will be re-visiting a common segment at Funguzz Vizzion I like to call "Greatest Speeches Ever!"  And in the spotlight will be John Travolta's stirring barroom monologue in the movie "Battlefield Earth."  Please behold this bizarre masterpiece of oratorical wizardry: 






"I can assure you that I was not groomed since birth to have some cushy job that even a moron like you could perform! 

While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer galaxies! 

To do anything less is a disgrace to my entire family line!"

And that will conclude yet another fascinating journey through the internets here at jimmyfungus.com.  Please tune in again next time...same Fungus time...same Fungus channel...(or something like that).



20 comments:

  1. Your song of the day is by Leo Sayer... that makes me super happy. Also, I <3ed Battlefield Earth. Very nice post. :)

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  2. Well, that left me feeling rather inadequate & a disgrace to my family name! ;)

    (thanks for the visit...)

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  3. You just reminded me that I need to watch that movie.

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  4. LOl that was epic,, although i had some trouble at the beggining trying to figure out which one was john travolta xD

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  5. Oooo... Hard to imagine something more condescending than that.

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  6. nice "speech" XD We all love Travolta.

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  7. haha awesome. Show some love on my blog too.

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  8. Thanks for the follow. Following you back. That was s great movie, love Travolta. One of my favorite movie lines is from Tropical Thunder "I'm the dude that's playing the dude disguised as another dude. You're the dude who don't know doody"

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  9. The dreadlocks and Vulcan eyebrows just pull the whole scene together beautifully ... haha. And you can count on my vote.

    -ash

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  10. My 2 Pesos said everything needed said. Great work!

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  11. nice post. You made me smile a lot :)

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