Monday, February 6, 2012

Mysterious Thoughts of the Day with Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

Well, if you are anything like me, you start your day by rolling out of bed.... or more like rolling around on the floor you sleep on, and say to yourself, "I wonder what the hell leading ancient mysteries expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos has been up to."  It is for this reason that today I am starting an entirely new, and very exciting segment called...









MYSTERIOUS THOUGHTS OF THE DAY WITH GIORGIO TSOUKALOS



Ok, kids, well that is enough of an explanation...just watch this vid, and then we shall discuss what we have learned...










So, to summarize...

In ancient times we were visited by... aliens.

The human race learned mathematics, astronomy, and agriculture from... aliens.

Electricity was invented by... aliens.

The ancient pyramids were built by...aliens.




And for you any of you, naysayers, and doubting Thomases who can't handle this just remember,
"The only way the ancient astronaut theory can be disproven is when the extraterrestrials show up and say, 'we were never here in the past.'" Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.






Ok, well that will end another exciting trek through the blogosphere. As always God bless you, and aliens.


9 comments:

  1. Wah! I fail at life. I was trying to post a Jimmy Fungus/Giorgio meme but it won't work. /blonde :/

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  2. His hair gets crazier as his theories get crazier, I love it haha.

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  3. I am confused. So, the aliens came because we were stupid beasts that kept being eaten by saber-toothed cats? And once upon a time, we were cartoons? And the real God is a green midget?

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  4. He's crazy, and a lot of what he says is crazy, but some of it is also sadly logical and makes sense.

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  5. They need to make a transformation video of how he changes his hair and tan as he gets crazier theories

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  6. The proof is in the hairdresser he uses. Humans can't make those locks stand that way, so it has to be aliens!

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