On Friday the 13th, I received this "special request" from my long time friendo, and regular reader and commenter, Rachel.
|this is just here so you all know I am not making this up|
"What a great idea!" I thought. Naturally, I sprung into action.
|"Boo the world's cutest dog" and Ron Swanson of "Parks and Recreation": Separated at birth???????|
The most reliable information I could find regarding this issue of "the death rumors surrounding "Boo The World's Cutest Dog"" was, thank God, this article from the Huffington Post Boo Is Alive: Dog's Death Refuted On Facebook As #RIPBOO Tweets Flow . If you had never heard of "Boo the world's cutest dog" before, this article even explains that for you. "Boo, a 6-year-old Pomeranian, became an Internet superstar after Khloe Kardashian found a profile for the dog on Facebook in 2010 and wrote about it on her blog. Over the next year, Boo gained millions of fans on Facebook and released the book Boo: The Life of the World's Cutest Dog." KHLOE KARDASHIAN??? Khloe Kardashian is now deciding who becomes famous?? I could understand, perhaps Paris Hilton being bestowed this great responsibility,...BUT KHLOE KARDASHIAN!!!??? WTF!!!!??? In the words of the almighty Bersercules of http://bersercules.blogspot.com/ WHAT THE F#%K!!!!???
|first Bersercules WTF gif in history (made by me)|
Anyhow, if you're too lazy to read this article Boo Is Alive: Dog's Death Refuted On Facebook As #RIPBOO Tweets Flow I will sum up the whole thing for you. A whole bunch of people no one's ever heard of tweeted on their twitter accounts that "Boo the world's cutest dog" was dead, and then another bunch of people no one's ever heard of tweeted that Boo wasn't dead, he's ok. So, there ya go. That solves that.
This is not the first time, rumors of an important person's death started at twitter...
|Kim Jong il is dead, "OH GOD WHY"|
For example, Kim Jong il's twitter account is still up and active with daily tweets KimJongil (kimjongil) on Twitter...
|North Korean leader Kim Jong il tweet regarding Justin Bieber|
So in conclusion what have we learned concerning "the death rumors surrounding "Boo The World's Cutest Dog"? We learned this: Go out and get yourself a twitter account, even if it costs you a gorillion dollars, because virtually everything happening anywhere is on twitter.
|this is what one gorillion dollars looks like|
Alright then. Another successful day at http://jimmyfungus.com. As per usual, we will play ourselves out with a song...
Once again, God Bless you, and thank you for your support.