Monday, April 16, 2012

"Boo The World's Cutest Dog": a Blog about the Death Rumors Surrounding "Boo The World's Cutest Dog"



On Friday the 13th, I received this "special request" from my long time friendo, and regular reader and commenter, Rachel.

this is just here so you all know I am not making this up

"What a great idea!" I thought.  Naturally, I sprung into action. 

"Boo the world's cutest dog" and Ron Swanson of "Parks and Recreation":  Separated at birth???????


The most reliable information I could find regarding this issue of "the death rumors surrounding "Boo The World's Cutest Dog"" was, thank God, this article from the Huffington Post Boo Is Alive: Dog's Death Refuted On Facebook As #RIPBOO Tweets Flow .  If you had never heard of "Boo the world's cutest dog" before, this article even explains that for you.   "Boo, a 6-year-old Pomeranian, became an Internet superstar after Khloe Kardashian found a profile for the dog on Facebook in 2010 and wrote about it on her blog. Over the next year, Boo gained millions of fans on Facebook and released the book Boo: The Life of the World's Cutest Dog."  KHLOE KARDASHIAN???  Khloe Kardashian is now deciding who becomes famous??  I could understand, perhaps Paris Hilton being bestowed this great responsibility,...BUT KHLOE KARDASHIAN!!!???   WTF!!!!???  In the words of the almighty Bersercules of http://bersercules.blogspot.com/ WHAT THE F#%K!!!!???

first Bersercules WTF  gif in history (made by me)

Anyhow, if you're too lazy to read this article Boo Is Alive: Dog's Death Refuted On Facebook As #RIPBOO Tweets Flow  I will sum up the whole thing for you.  A whole bunch of people no one's ever heard of tweeted on their twitter accounts that "Boo the world's cutest dog" was dead, and then another bunch of people no one's ever heard of tweeted that Boo wasn't dead, he's ok.  So, there ya go.  That solves that.

This is not the first time, rumors of an important person's death started at twitter...

Kim Jong il is dead, "OH GOD WHY"

For example, Kim Jong il's twitter account is still up and active with daily tweets KimJongil (kimjongil) on Twitter...

North Korean leader Kim Jong il tweet regarding Justin Bieber

So in conclusion what have we learned concerning "the death rumors surrounding "Boo The World's Cutest Dog"? We learned this:  Go out and get yourself a twitter account, even if it costs you a gorillion dollars, because virtually everything happening anywhere is on twitter. 

this is what one gorillion dollars looks like

Alright then. Another successful day at http://jimmyfungus.com. As per usual, we will play ourselves out with a song...







Once again, God Bless you, and thank you for your support.

25 comments:

  1. That dog doesn't seem so cute, and the thought that one of the Kardashian's, even worse, one I had never heard of, made it famous makes me sad. But I do love the Bersercules gif. We need him to be a meme.

    Bersercules for new Boxxy.

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    1. Well, if ya all wanna help Bersercules become famous take that gif and spread it far and wide to all corners of the worldwide web.

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  2. I'd never heard of Boo, but being a Pomeranian he reminds me of the dog who made a cameo appearance in The Big Lebowksi, which was also a Pomeranian. That dog was owned by Walter Sobchak's ex-wife, which may have been a fate worse than death.

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    1. Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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  3. Yep thats all I can think to say. What the Fuck?!

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  4. Yep thats all I can think to say. What the F*%k?!

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  5. Yep thats all I can think to say. What the F*%k?!

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  6. and apparently blogger likes me saying it so much they repeated my post!

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    1. That's ok...it'll make me feel better when I see I have 9 comments already...although 3 are mine, and 3 are repeats...still, it'll cheer me up.

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    2. Heres another comment! Just to cheer you up! Yay!

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  7. I once bet a gorillian dollars on a horse race won by Lil Sebastian

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  8. Ah, Twitter. The source of truth and knowledge...:P

    -Barb the French Bean

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  9. Oh wowie. Why do the Kardashians have to be involved with the maybe-cute dog? He's okay Khloe. Let him be single.

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  10. I almost just peed myself laughing at your Berserc Herc clipart. LOL Wait, that isn't lady like. I'll be a lady and discuss the cute dogs. Every hear of a Pomsky??? Freakin adorable!!!

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  11. This time I actually know what you are talking about!! My mum loves this dog, there is actually a book out with just pictures of Boo, Insane. I need to find something cute and take pictures...i'll be rolling in the moohla! Greta investigation there...mhh kfc

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  12. Nice try on the bersec gif. Also Roxy Music? I love you, sir.

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  13. If you're taking requests, would you kindly find some info. on Baba the Indian barber? Healer? Prostitute? I am not sure what he does, other than give great head massages. While you're at it, find out if Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is single. Finally, tell me about this Khloe woman. Who the hell is she?

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    1. Khloe is Kim Kardashian's sister I guess. Ya know, from "Keeping up with the Kardashians." Sheesh. Get with the program! As for the rest of your crazy questions I will try to address them in my next blog post.

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  14. Hmm, I always thought my (now deceased) dog was the cutest. Actually, in all honesty, he was far from that...

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  15. I'm in awe of the first ever Herc gif. Amazing work! I can even hear him saying it in my head! I'll focus more closely on death rumours on my twitter. Very educational post!

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