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Friday, April 6, 2012
"That Really Rustled My Jimmies" (the complete collection)
I think it is obvious to everyone here that the powerful forces of destiny were at work when the "That really rustled my jimmies" craze hit the web. Who better to assemble a compendium of the best jimmy rustling all across the intertubes, than I, investigative journalist Jimmy Fungus? (A few of these memes down there I actually just made myself, hot off the creative frying pan known as my mind. Well, you guys can try to guess which ones I made, if you want.)
So, now, without further ado, I am going to run down the best of the best "rustled my jimmies" memes, cartoons, videos, etc. and so forth across the internets. Now, pay attention Gorilla Bananas of http://japingape.blogspot.com/ . You will probably spot some of your relatives in this lineup...
"That really Rustled My jimmies"
I think this particular one, is the most common and popular of the "rustled my jimmies" memes across the vast digital super highways known as "the internets." The original picture of this majestic creature was actually originally posted here nors | Flickr - Photo Sharing! . Little did the original poster know that this gorilla was going to become the most famous ape since King Kong...or at least since Magilla Gorilla.
"I refuse to let this Russle my jimmies."
There are always those of us convinced they have complete control of their emotions like some Buddhist Kung Fu master... that they have complete control of their jimmies. Well, if this is the case with you...more power to ya...
"JIMMY STATUS: RUSTLED" via bronwinningg.tumblr.com
This is a much more realistic approach to me. This is what I look like when my jimmies initially get rustled.
"CALM DOWN YOU'RE FULL ON RUSTLED, BRO"
"I see Jimmies and Jimmy acessories I tell ya what"
This is the Hank Hill edition of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme. There should always be a Hank Hill version of everything. Though apparently when Hank's jimmies get rustled his head morphs into the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch cereal box.
"Not sure.. If jimmies have been rustled.." via utefans.net
Then there are those times when we are just not sure... perhaps we are victims of a drive-by jimmy rustling. We just don't know what to think.
rustled my jimmies Jesus
When your jimmies are rustled, you can choose to use that energy for destructive purposes...or to focus that energy into positivity, and use the opportunity to show that you are a vessel of love for your fellow man.
"OH GOD MAH JIMMIES"
"Please don't russle my jimmies" Spike via icanhascheezburger.com
You can try politely asking people not to rustle your jimmies,...but from personal experience this almost never works.
"JIMMIES" via knowyourmeme.com
This is the Giorgio Tsoukalos version of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme. There should always be a Giorgio Tsoukalos version of everything.
Jimmies Neutron via lumpytoast.tumblr
Be aware that when you get your jimmies rustled...there is a darn good chance you're gonna come down with the Gorilla Munch head.
"millions of jimmies were suddenly rustled" Obi-Wan Kenobi via knowyourmeme.com
Once you are mature in your training, you can easily sense the rustling of jimmies...
"GOOD, GOOD, LET THE JIMMIES RUSTLE THROUGH YOU."
"the jimmies rustle softly" my source: alexevanszombie.tumblr.com
For some...the rustling of jimmies can be a spiritual....even life transforming experience.
"YOU have rustled my Boxxies!" Boxxy.
Boxxy's jimmies are unrustle-able.
Dax Flame: "JIMMIES RUSTLED"
This is the one I identify with the most. A typical day in the life of Jimmy Fungus.
Rebecca Black: "DON'T RUSTLE REBECCA'S JIMMIES"
And how can any lineup of celebrity jimmy rustlers be complete without R.B. Rebecca Black?
jimmies status: UNRUSTLED (Bill Nye the science guy version)
MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL JIMMIES EDITION)
"Our jimmies are eternal. None can rustle the Triumverate."
I am sure whoever created this particular masterpiece meant to write "no one can rustle the Triumvirate." That is the cool thing about internet memes is you can spell words wrong, make typos, and grammatical errors, and none seems to care...err, i mean NO ONE seems to care. Here we have the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch box, the Panda Puffs panda (i think), and I don't know that much about the koala bear. I will have to take better notes next time I am in the cereal aisle at Walmart. The "Triumverate" seems to symbolically mirror the trinity (the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost) of Christianity. Maybe I'm reading too much into it. These memes and their meanings can get pretty deep, ya know. Well, anyway this particular meme even comes with it's own video...
and finally the "I WAS IN THE TRIUMVIRATE BEFORE IT WAS COOL" rustled my jimmies meme
You are now a permanent part of my jimmies folder and I'm putting the Jimmy Fungus for Prez on my Facebook because it's pretty funny (unoriginal cunt but w/e, I provide some lulz on there at the very least). You should get the original picture that started it all. It was a 4Chan image about this guy who was making a story in a 1950's style and said his jimmies were rustled after something (a party or something) and ending with saying 'Jimmie status: Rustled' or something like that and then in the comments section people made the gorrila picture with a caption saying 'MY JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED'. I would link you to a picture but I don't think I can when I'm posting as an anon. Good luck in your adventures jimmies adventures.
Awesome! I will try to find the original 'jimmies rustled' meme, and I am going to keep adding to this collection, as more jimmies get rustled. And thank you for joining the Abraham Fungus Jr. for president campaign. The fate of our nation, if not the world is at stake.
That video was beautiful. I feel at peace now, and a little hungry. Unlike you, I have to go to Trader Joe's to find my Gorilla Munch. They don't carry it at Wal-Mart because they like to piss me off. Who are they, you don't ask. Everyone!
“The total amount of rustling per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being rustled, many others are running for their jimmies, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being rustled from within, thousands of all kinds are having their jimmies forever rustled. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of rustling and jimmies is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get rustled, other people jimmie's will be forever unrustled, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose for rustling, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.”
― Richard Dawkins, Jimmies Out of Eden: A Darwinian View of Rustling
I can't make up my mind whether 'Jimmy Rustler' is better as a name or an occupation. I think it works well as either.
ReplyDeleteThere will always be more of these, I don't see why it should be called complete but otherwise good post.
ReplyDeleteI intend to keep track of them for the rest of my natural life, and keep updating this entry.
DeleteAgain this is the first time I am seeing this....must be living under a rock??
ReplyDeleteTry poking it!
DeleteLaughed my ass off with the "Our jimmies are eternal. None can rustle the Triumverate." Thanks Jimmy. Btw, are you rustled?
ReplyDeleteIt is impossible not to get your jimmies ruslted every now and then in a world like this.
DeleteI have no idea what this whoe thing was about.....but I now want to find a gorilla and 'rustle its jimmies'!
ReplyDeleteThis didn't really rustle my jimmies. It had Spike and Blackadder.
ReplyDeleteI eat that cereal! It's gluten-free and organic. That's the panda I stare at every morning!! I don't know why I just got so excited.
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling completely rustled
ReplyDeleteYou are now a permanent part of my jimmies folder and I'm putting the Jimmy Fungus for Prez on my Facebook because it's pretty funny (unoriginal cunt but w/e, I provide some lulz on there at the very least). You should get the original picture that started it all. It was a 4Chan image about this guy who was making a story in a 1950's style and said his jimmies were rustled after something (a party or something) and ending with saying 'Jimmie status: Rustled' or something like that and then in the comments section people made the gorrila picture with a caption saying 'MY JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED'. I would link you to a picture but I don't think I can when I'm posting as an anon. Good luck in your adventures jimmies adventures.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I will try to find the original 'jimmies rustled' meme, and I am going to keep adding to this collection, as more jimmies get rustled. And thank you for joining the Abraham Fungus Jr. for president campaign. The fate of our nation, if not the world is at stake.
DeleteThis really rustled my Jimmy!
ReplyDeletebest pic: JIMMY STATUS: RUSTLED! Its eyes! They peirce!
That video was beautiful. I feel at peace now, and a little hungry. Unlike you, I have to go to Trader Joe's to find my Gorilla Munch. They don't carry it at Wal-Mart because they like to piss me off. Who are they, you don't ask. Everyone!
ReplyDeleteI think it's in a different aisle than the cereal aisle. I am pretty sure they have Gorilla Munch. I will investigate this for you.
Deletejajaj good post
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Deletethe original post to the ballad of jimmies poem is slowdevil666 from 9gag
ReplyDeletehttp://9gag.com/gag/4480501
Ok, I will note that in the caption. Thanks.
Delete“The total amount of rustling per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being rustled, many others are running for their jimmies, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being rustled from within, thousands of all kinds are having their jimmies forever rustled. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of rustling and jimmies is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get rustled, other people jimmie's will be forever unrustled, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose for rustling, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.”
ReplyDelete― Richard Dawkins, Jimmies Out of Eden: A Darwinian View of Rustling