The Urban Dictionary defines "jimmy rustling" as "a term used in many different occasions when strong emotional needs are met. These emotions can range from sexual emotions to hateful emotions." Urban Dictionary: Jimmy rustling (Or as Jax of http://raviolisandwaterworks.com/ calls this...saying "eep!" The Power of An Eep )
So, now, without further ado, I am going to run down the best of the best "rustled my jimmies" memes, cartoons, videos, etc. and so forth across the internets. Now, pay attention Gorilla Bananas of http://japingape.blogspot.com/ . You will probably spot some of your relatives in this lineup...
|"That really Rustled My jimmies"|
I think this particular one, is the most common and popular of the "rustled my jimmies" memes across the vast digital super highways known as "the internets." The original picture of this majestic creature was actually originally posted here nors | Flickr - Photo Sharing! . Little did the original poster know that this gorilla was going to become the most famous ape since King Kong...or at least since Magilla Gorilla.
|"I refuse to let this Russle my jimmies."|
There are always those of us convinced they have complete control of their emotions like some Buddhist Kung Fu master... that they have complete control of their jimmies. Well, if this is the case with you...more power to ya...
|"JIMMY STATUS: RUSTLED" via bronwinningg.tumblr.com|
This is a much more realistic approach to me. This is what I look like when my jimmies initially get rustled.
|"CALM DOWN YOU'RE FULL ON RUSTLED, BRO"|
|"I see Jimmies and Jimmy acessories I tell ya what"|
This is the Hank Hill edition of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme. There should always be a Hank Hill version of everything. Though apparently when Hank's jimmies get rustled his head morphs into the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch cereal box.
|"Not sure.. If jimmies have been rustled.." via utefans.net|
Then there are those times when we are just not sure... perhaps we are victims of a drive-by jimmy rustling. We just don't know what to think.
|rustled my jimmies Jesus|
When your jimmies are rustled, you can choose to use that energy for destructive purposes...or to focus that energy into positivity, and use the opportunity to show that you are a vessel of love for your fellow man.
|"OH GOD MAH JIMMIES"|
|"Please don't russle my jimmies" Spike via icanhascheezburger.com|
You can try politely asking people not to rustle your jimmies,...but from personal experience this almost never works.
|"JIMMIES" via knowyourmeme.com|
This is the Giorgio Tsoukalos version of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme. There should always be a Giorgio Tsoukalos version of everything.
|Jimmies Neutron via lumpytoast.tumblr|
Be aware that when you get your jimmies rustled...there is a darn good chance you're gonna come down with the Gorilla Munch head.
|"millions of jimmies were suddenly rustled" Obi-Wan Kenobi via knowyourmeme.com|
Once you are mature in your training, you can easily sense the rustling of jimmies...
|"GOOD, GOOD, LET THE JIMMIES RUSTLE THROUGH YOU."|
|"the jimmies rustle softly" my source: alexevanszombie.tumblr.com|
|"Watch out guys...we're dealing with a badass..err..I mean rustler over here"|
The Neil deGrasse Tyson version of the "that really rustled my jimmies" meme. There should be a Neil deGrasse Tyson version of everything.
|"a gorillion jimmies"...that's a lot of jimmies|
|1950s guy "Jimmies status: RUSTLED"- This could be the one that started it all|
|Fonzie jumps the shark...his Jimmies remain UNRUSTLED|
|"THAT REALLY RUSTLED JABBA'S JIMMIES" Jabba the Hut|
Jimmies can be rustled for good...or for evil. The choice is yours.
|"YOU, good sir..., have rustled my jimmies."|
Rowan Atkinson. He's a man's man. Enough said.
|"MY JIMMIES REMAIN UNRUSTLED"|
There are those among us who's jimmies are simply unrustle-able. (doggie pic originally found here Best Dog “Costumes” « Strange Fruit )
|"LET THE JIMMIES RUSTLE THROUGH YOU."|
For some...the rustling of jimmies can be a spiritual....even life transforming experience.
|"YOU have rustled my Boxxies!" Boxxy.|
Boxxy's jimmies are unrustle-able.
|Dax Flame: "JIMMIES RUSTLED"|
This is the one I identify with the most. A typical day in the life of Jimmy Fungus.
|Rebecca Black: "DON'T RUSTLE REBECCA'S JIMMIES"|
And how can any lineup of celebrity jimmy rustlers be complete without R.B. Rebecca Black?
|jimmies status: UNRUSTLED (Bill Nye the science guy version)|
|MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL JIMMIES EDITION)|
|"Our jimmies are eternal. None can rustle the Triumverate."|
I am sure whoever created this particular masterpiece meant to write "no one can rustle the Triumvirate." That is the cool thing about internet memes is you can spell words wrong, make typos, and grammatical errors, and none seems to care...err, i mean NO ONE seems to care. Here we have the gorilla from the Gorilla Munch box, the Panda Puffs panda (i think), and I don't know that much about the koala bear. I will have to take better notes next time I am in the cereal aisle at Walmart. The "Triumverate" seems to symbolically mirror the trinity (the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost) of Christianity. Maybe I'm reading too much into it. These memes and their meanings can get pretty deep, ya know. Well, anyway this particular meme even comes with it's own video...
And that shall close yet another exciting adventure at Funguzz Vizzion, aka http://jimmyfungus.com.
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