Saturday, April 21, 2012

What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to do with Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles? (and other mysteries of the universe unraveled) PART TWO...YES, KIDS. THIS ONE'S THE REAL DEAL.






THE EXCITING RETURN OF GIORGIO TSOUKALOS



"World War I flying ace Giorgio Tsoukalos" created by an unknown genius

It has been a long time since we have had an entry on legendary ancient alien astronauts expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.  Unless, you count my last entry What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to do with teenage mutant ninja turtles? (and other mysteries of the universe unraveled) PART ONE...also, I answer Nellie Vaughn's crazy questions . ...and you really can't, because...I began on the topic of "Giorgio Tsoukalos and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"...





THEN THIS HAPPENED...  


the magnificent fleeing gorilla gif  (created by an unknown genius)

Like this amazing, magnificent baboon (well, maybe he is not technically a baboon...maybe Gorilla Bananas of The Japing Ape will clarify that for us.),  I had begun my quest...only to have to abandon the mission in quasi-failure. 

But...WAIT...not so fast.  We have again re-assembled the mission for today.  First, rewind back to Thursday April 12, 2012, and our journey begins.  New reader and prolific blogger Catherine, ex oh mwah! of Rainbows and unicorns. , made a list of some of the wacky search terms people were googling that were causing them to end up on her blog.  Ironically, later that day,  I too was examining this data concerning my own site JIMMYFUNGUS.COM <-----my own site...  and I noticed someone had google searched "What does Giorgio Tsoukalos have to do with teenage mutant ninja turtles?"  As you probably have guessed, I had a great deal of difficulty sleeping that night as JIMMYFUNGUS.COM<----my own site...did not really have any good information on that subject.

UNTIL NOW...





WHAT GIORGIO TSOUKALOS HAS TO DO WITH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES


Giorgio Tsoukalos, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

As, always...I spent a great deal of time and effort searching out pertinent information on this issue, and after about the 9th or 10th hour of my research, I found this video by a youtube user going by the handle 4DaBigTime...






...and I can state categorically, that up until this point in human history (which is many thousands of years, or depending what your religious belief system is, or when you started keeping track, millions or billions even, perhaps), it is without exception, the greatest video ever made on Giorgio Tsoukalos, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.   Which leads us to the...





SONG OF THE DAY


Elton John's "Caribou" (front and back covers)




I've Seen the Saucers by Elton John on Grooveshark



That shall end our cosmic journey on Saturday April 21, 2012. Once again....God bless you and thank you for your support.

16 comments:

  1. Of course that's not a baboon! Baboons are monkeys which have tails and butt-ugly butts. That is a dwarf gorilla. I'd like to hire him to clean out a few termite holes.

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    1. Sounds like he does not get a whole lot of respect in the jungle. No wonder he is leaving.

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  2. LOL LOVED THIS POST! I don't get why someone would actually search that, though...

    I didn't get the video, however...

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    1. People seem confused by the video. 4DaBigTime is basically just doing his Giorgio Tsoukalos impersonation, as it relates to the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

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  3. It's true though, the TMNT aren't mutants at all, they are indeed aliens! A very little known fact to only the most elite loser comic nerds like myself.

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  4. I wouldn't be that surprised if he did believe this, or maybe even that it's true.

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  5. I don't know what the f**k's going on here.

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  6. I doubt they were teenagers either.

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  7. all this talk of mutant ninja turtles has left me hungry for pizza!

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  8. the video - whaaaaaaaaaadt?!
    entertaining stuff you come up with!

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  9. My childhood is ruined.. I've always thought that mutant turtles were mutant. Now I'm learning that they are just immigrants in the United States.

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    1. Teenage JobStealing Immagrant Turtles?!

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  10. LMAO That's how you got the the correlation? Someone googled it and found you??? LMAO Well, now they will get you every time ;) So interesting what people google to stumble across our pages. :)

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  11. I refuse to think about anything that a man with crazy hair tells me to think about. I don't trust people with crazy hair. I have crazy hair. Don't trust me. I practice Tai Chi because I am really an old Chinese woman. Tai Chi did not come from an alien. It came from unicorns!

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    1. Alright, Nellie Vaughn..if you want to be an old Chinese woman... Fine. You're an old Chinese woman.

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  12. well that clears that up! Thanks for solving that? ... maybe...

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