Friday, May 4, 2012

Election 2012: OBAMA vs. ROMNEY, the Crusher from Kenya vs. the Mormon Masher (IT'S ON, BABY!!!!!!!!)

One can sense that the typical America voter is feeling apathetic, and a bit depressed about what may be once again, a choice between two candidates who for the most part want to maintain the status quo. 










Even well paid news anchors, have about had it up to here, with the political b.s. that has been floating around the current events toilet bowl.




Boxxy's WTF face
"Politics is weird...and creepy," Shep Smith.



When Mitt Romney is even giving FOX News the heebee jeebees, that does not seem to bode well for his campaign.  Usually the Democrats are the ones that nominate the aloof, elitist, ivy league, Mr. Smarty Pants candidate.  The Republicans (at least recently) have adopted the Karl Rove strategy of nominating the candidates the average American citizen would want to sit down and have a beer with.  But this time, they've nominated a man who can't even sit down and drink a coca-cola with us (because it's against his religion), much less a beer. 

how Karl Rove views us

Yes, it seems that Mitt Romney has even made President Obama look cool compared to him.  And Obama's campaign strategists have wisely capitalized on the fact he is the more likable candidate.

the wisdom of Yoda-Obama

Has anyone noticed all the pro-Obama pictures, and memes that have been popping up across the internets...painting Obama in a positive light, as a smooth, hip, happenin' dude.  He's not only cool, but he's your pal too.  Someone who you'd like to sit down and have a cheese burger with a spicy dijon mustard with.

lovable Obama wants to give you a pony




President Obama wants to bring you donuts




President Obama likes to horse around




President Obama is a super hero




President Obama on the Jimmy Fallon Show being smooth, cool, and funny all at once




President Obama watches Beavis and Butthead and wants to do his Cornholio impersonation for you (via aikoheiwa-tumblr)


All brilliantly crafted, political propaganda.  Don't you like President Obama just a little bit more after seeing those?  But here is the gorillion dollar question...  is just liking him personally enough to get people to get off their rumps and go vote for him again?

ONE GORILLION DOLLARS


And with that we will end today's entry. Once again God bless you, and thank you for your support.



UPDATE 2013:  Steven Spielberg's "Obama" (ft. Blackbelt Jones)











15 comments:

  1. Yes, a likeable image will win it for him, it worked for Ronald Reagan. However there's a black guy protesting in DC who says Obama raped him. Not to mention the white guy who fantasized that Obama raped him. The rape issue could bite Obama in the butt come November.

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    1. Brian Kenny will thank you for the free commercial.

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  2. Some nice and interesting videos as usual, thanks for sharing them!

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  3. Yeah I think that this time the repulsive smell of the turd sandwich (Mitt) makes Obama (douche) likeable. Aren't there like smaller political parties you could support?

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    1. I think there is a good chance there will at least one more major candidate who throws their hat in. I will see who ends up running.

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  4. I like Obama. I like Michelle too. I've been following all this very closely. While I feel Obama is a good president, I think he would have been a GREAT president in the future with more experience under his belt. Anyways, I think he will win again because of his likable personality, decent career moves, and a fairly decent competitor. Any other option REALLY sucks.

    P.S. I loved his Young Jeezy shout. Mrs. Obama likes that? Who knew!!! hahaha

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  5. I am going to allow my niece to decide who I should vote for. She may just say it's best for me to vote for a worm, and that's what I shall do. I am not very fond of Obama.

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    1. And if the election is decided by one vote?

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  6. Well I don't think you should vote for someone just because you like them as a person. One of the sad truths of politics though is that you do. Even if a guy is perfect for the job, could solve world hunger and create peace, he won't get the job if he can't talk the talk. Though I have to say if he gave me a pony I would vote for him. If he vetoes CISPA like he promised, he can look forward to re-election. If not, he'll never get it.

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  7. I'm going to vote who NellieVaughn's niece picks. So worm for President!

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    1. Maybe we can get this worm guy in the White House.

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  8. Wtf was up with that Shep Smith video? I audibly guffawed.

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    1. It seems Shep's jimmies are rustled.

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