|Double Take in "Like a Princess" gif|
But now it is time for the exciting sequel to my famous, or perhaps infamous "Hot Problems" by Double Take (the Unofficial Official Article): This post is SUPER HOT article. A good deal more information has surfaced about Double Take in recent days, SO...let's learn a little bit more about these 2 menaces to society...
"Double Take" is comprised of Lauren Willey and Drew Garrett. When this tandem first strutted their stuff onto the world stage, most of us did not know what to make of them. Why would they make such a ridiculously bad video? Were they insane? Were they "gooped up on gop"?
Well, it seems we now have the answer. Lauren and Drew are not crazy OR on drugs...they are comediennes! Not only that, they have made a new video called "Like a Princess" (treat me like a princess, and call me by my name...put me on a pedestal, and soak up all my fame) which you can easily watch by staring at the youtube player below this paragraph:
...and if that were not exciting enough, the two have decided to run for president of the United States together...to be co-presidents...a dual presidency, if you will. SEE: Lauren and Drew 2012.
|Double Take is comprised of Lauren Willey and Drew Garrett (the Hall and Oates of our generation)|
If Funguzz Vizzion endorsed presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. is not elected (see Abraham Fungus Jr.'s Greatest Speeches) then I for one hope these lovely girls are the ones who ascend to the oval office. For not only do I think it would be great for the country, but this presidential election business is a great segue into our next segment...our first ever episode of "Who is it??"
Who is it????
Now that we know that without a shade of the shadow(<---redundant) of doubtfullness (that's not a word, is it?), Mitt Romney will be the candidate for president of the United States of America on the Republican side of the aisle....it is time to start considering some probable possibilities for his vice presidential running mate. So, I will just go through a lengthy laundry list of possible candidates, and hope by some miracle of heaven to stumble upon the human he actually chooses. (Oh yeah. You are supposed to play the Talking Heads song, so you have a delightful soundtrack to listen to while you are considering the options.)
Alright... without further ado...here is the list of possible candidates to be Mitt Romney's vice presidential running mate in 2012:
|Chuck Norris classroom gif|
Chuck Norris is quite possibly the most popular Republican in the country. He is tough, strong on national defense, and an all around badass. What he lacks in knowledge he can make up for in intimidation (as in intimidating reporters into not asking him tough questions).It may be shamelessly throwing a bone to the Christian right, if Mitt Romney chose Benny Hinn to be his running mate... but on the up side, Benny has the best suits around.
|Benny Hinn suit jacket exorcism gif|
|Atheist Cat: he finds prayer futile|
|Boxxy aka Catie Wayne and Vladimir Putin pic (found on the internets)|
The "Brilliant" Guy
|The "Brilliant" Guy smoking a cigar|
President Romney: I think I am going to cut taxes for the wealthy.
Vice President The Brilliant Guy: BRILLIANT!
|"I kicked burning terrorist so hard in the balls that I tore a tendon in my foot."- DAILY RECORD|
Bad Luck Brian
|what BAD LUCK BRIAN looks like today|
I know what you are thinking..."Don't pick Bad Luck Brian! He will just bring the country bad luck!" Well, after living a privileged life perhaps a President Romney could benefit from the advice of an average American citizen... someone who has had their fair share of bad luck. Also, Brian is very photogenic.
|Neil deGrasse Tyson gif (found on the internets)|
There is so many positives with choosing astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson as a running mate. He is smart. He is a person of color. And the media would totally eat up all these wacky hand gestures he makes if he used them at a debate.
|Brendon Chaney: the boy who admits he threw a pinecone|
Brendon Chaney. Constitutionally he may be too young to hold these offices... But on the up side, the vetting process would be quite simple (as the only thing Brendon has ever been proven to have done wrong as of yet, is throw a pinecone).
|Will Ferrell portrait|
Will Ferrell. He may not be a Republican technically, but at least in this pic he seems to have the look down.
|Kim Jong il from "Team America"|
|Mr. Rogers: "Don't make me shove this shoe up you ass" meme (found on the internets)|
Mr. Rogers. Upside...he like Ronald Reagan can be tough, but yet cuddly and likable at the same time. Downside...he passed away some time ago.
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
|aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos|
|(pic created by some unknown genius)|
|Jeff Goldblum with a monkey|
|a picture of the girl who wears a cat for a hat (found on the internets)|
My goodness. We certainly have accomplished a lot in today's entry. I do believe this is the perfect place to stop the show for today.
Once again, God bless you... and remember to support your local zoo.
Stay classy, Chicago.