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Double Take in "Like a Princess" gif |
But now it is time for the exciting sequel to my famous, or perhaps infamous "Hot Problems" by Double Take (the Unofficial Official Article): This post is SUPER HOT article. A good deal more information has surfaced about Double Take in recent days, SO...let's learn a little bit more about these 2 menaces to society...
"Double Take" is comprised of Lauren Willey and Drew Garrett. When this tandem first strutted their stuff onto the world stage, most of us did not know what to make of them. Why would they make such a ridiculously bad video? Were they insane? Were they "gooped up on gop"?
Well, it seems we now have the answer. Lauren and Drew are not crazy OR on drugs...they are comediennes! Not only that, they have made a new video called "Like a Princess" (treat me like a princess, and call me by my name...put me on a pedestal, and soak up all my fame) which you can easily watch by staring at the youtube player below this paragraph:
...and if that were not exciting enough, the two have decided to run for president of the United States together...to be co-presidents...a dual presidency, if you will. SEE: Lauren and Drew 2012.
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Double Take is comprised of Lauren Willey and Drew Garrett (the Hall and Oates of our generation) |
If Funguzz Vizzion endorsed presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. is not elected (see Abraham Fungus Jr.'s Greatest Speeches) then I for one hope these lovely girls are the ones who ascend to the oval office. For not only do I think it would be great for the country, but this presidential election business is a great segue into our next segment...our first ever episode of "Who is it??"
Who is it????
Now that we know that without a shade of the shadow(<---redundant) of doubtfullness (that's not a word, is it?), Mitt Romney will be the candidate for president of the United States of America on the Republican side of the aisle....it is time to start considering some probable possibilities for his vice presidential running mate. So, I will just go through a lengthy laundry list of possible candidates, and hope by some miracle of heaven to stumble upon the human he actually chooses. (Oh yeah. You are supposed to play the Talking Heads song, so you have a delightful soundtrack to listen to while you are considering the options.)
Alright... without further ado...here is the list of possible candidates to be Mitt Romney's vice presidential running mate in 2012:
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Chuck Norris classroom gif |
Chuck Norris is quite possibly the most popular Republican in the country. He is tough, strong on national defense, and an all around badass. What he lacks in knowledge he can make up for in intimidation (as in intimidating reporters into not asking him tough questions).
Benny Hinn
It may be shamelessly throwing a bone to the Christian right, if Mitt Romney chose Benny Hinn to be his running mate... but on the up side, Benny has the best suits around.![]() |
Benny Hinn suit jacket exorcism gif |
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Atheist Cat: he finds prayer futile |
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Boxxy aka Catie Wayne and Vladimir Putin pic (found on the internets) |
The "Brilliant" Guy
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The "Brilliant" Guy smoking a cigar |
President Romney: I think I am going to cut taxes for the wealthy.
Vice President The Brilliant Guy: BRILLIANT!
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"I kicked burning terrorist so hard in the balls that I tore a tendon in my foot."- DAILY RECORD |
Bad Luck Brian
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what BAD LUCK BRIAN looks like today |
I know what you are thinking..."Don't pick Bad Luck Brian! He will just bring the country bad luck!" Well, after living a privileged life perhaps a President Romney could benefit from the advice of an average American citizen... someone who has had their fair share of bad luck. Also, Brian is very photogenic.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson gif (found on the internets) |
There is so many positives with choosing astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson as a running mate. He is smart. He is a person of color. And the media would totally eat up all these wacky hand gestures he makes if he used them at a debate.
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Brendon Chaney: the boy who admits he threw a pinecone |
Brendon Chaney. Constitutionally he may be too young to hold these offices... But on the up side, the vetting process would be quite simple (as the only thing Brendon has ever been proven to have done wrong as of yet, is throw a pinecone).
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Will Ferrell portrait |
Will Ferrell. He may not be a Republican technically, but at least in this pic he seems to have the look down.
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Kim Jong il from "Team America" |
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aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos |
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(pic created by some unknown genius) |
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Jeff Goldblum with a monkey |
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a picture of the girl who wears a cat for a hat (found on the internets) |
My goodness. We certainly have accomplished a lot in today's entry. I do believe this is the perfect place to stop the show for today.
Once again, God bless you... and remember to support your local zoo.
Stay classy, Chicago.
Well, obviously the republican candidate for vice president has got to be a woman, otherwise they'd by taking a backward step after Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteMy first choice would be Tiana Lynn, the squirt queen, whom both men and women admire. No one can honestly say they wouldn't like to be her for an hour or two.
That is the difference between America and England. We Americans could not fathom having any kind of a queen.
DeleteFirst off, unless those two chicks make it a law for all hair salons to give free Keratin treatments I'm voting against them!! lol
ReplyDeleteOn a side note and completely random, Chuck Norris's helicopter crashed into a local high school about 5 min from house 8 years ago. Just thought I'd share that completely random piece of information.
Oh, phew! At first, when I was reading what you wrote about Chuck Norris, I thought you were saying Chuck Norris' helicopter just crashed 5 minutes ago, and he was no longer with us. I guess I should know better than that. Everyone knows Chuck Norris is invincible.
Deletelol, I like Atheist cat...
ReplyDeleteA vice president who threw a pinecone? Hell no! America wont exept that bs!
ReplyDeleteI'm torn between Atheist cat and woman how wears a cat for a hat... but then agian if the cat she wore as a hat was atheist cat, that's be cool!
But if Mitt Romney wont take them as running mates Abraham Fungus Jr. should!
As for Double Take, I hope they release many more songs that live up to their first two songs!
Or maybe Abraham Fungus Jr. can be Double Take's vice president...
DeleteI think the Atheist cat would bring some balance to Mitt's campaign.
ReplyDeleteBut not even that could save his campaign from the inevitable ridicule that will come from running against Abraham Fungus Jr.
I think we need a vice president who threw a pine cone really. They're more likely to get in to the nitty gritty of war themselves. But I personally hope it's not a celebrity, or Mitt Romney. If Mitt had a good vice president who used Mitt as a figurehead though, I could almost kind of possibly live with it.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure those two girls are comediennes, or was their first video ridiculed to the extent that they simply decided to just tell the world it was all a joke?
ReplyDeletePlease, stop reminding me that Mr. Rogers is dead. It's still painful. However, not as painful as finding out what Bad Luck Brian looks like now. I wanted him to remain forever a geek. Why must things change? I don't like it.
Yes I believe they intended to be comediennes all along. Though I am very gullible and women fool me quite easily. Also, if you are reading this Bad Luck Brian...I offer up a bountiful plate of contrition asking your forgiveness for Nellie Vaughn calling you a geek. (Though she says you're not a geek anymore, so that must mean she thinks you're a handsome stud now.)
ReplyDeleteSo many good candidates... And terrible ones too. Sadly, I'd take most of these over a lot of the present ones.
ReplyDeleteThis post was full of so much awesomeness I don't even know what to say!
ReplyDeleteBut the one thing I will say is that the 'hot problems' sequel is disgustingly terrible. They're just RB wannabes!
I'm gonna pick Chuck Norris. He really is a bad ass! lol Nice to meet you. thanks for coming over to vote for Jax. As of right now she is tide for first place! One more day of voting though so you never know. :)
ReplyDeleteDespite being completely and utterly crazy, chalie sheen is actually a really talanted actor and pot-smoker :')
ReplyDeleteHe's on a drug..it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die.
DeleteBrilliant guy would be good to have around to add emphasis to your statements.
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