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|the mind blowing loyalty and dedication of Bieber's fans on display (also pictured: Selena Gomez)|
Justin Bieber Facing Jail UPDATE
The mind blowing loyalty and dedication of Justin Bieber's fans is seemingly unparalleled in the pop universe. Sadly he is NOT universally loved, as surprisingly, there are a fair number of people trying to put him in JAIL! See my earlier article JUSTIN BIEBER FACING JAIL TIME about the "free bieber" campaign at http://freebieber.org/ and (now folks, in some ways this is a good deal more serious) see Justin Bieber Facing 6 Months in Jail if Assaulting Paparazzi is Proven. Well, to me, this assault story is kind of ridiculous. Even if the paparazzo does win the case, now for the rest of his life he will be known as the guy who got beat up by Justin Bieber. (Perhaps after he cashes in, he is planning on leaving the U.S. and taking his winnings to some country where they have never heard of Justin Bieber.... like communist Kerplakistan, or the Republic of Antarctica.)
But not everyone thinks it's ridiculous...
In his video entitled "justin bieber can face jail?!?!?!?" youtube user thebomb1273 states, "He (Justin Bieber) deserves to go to jail after all he's done." Well, he says much more than that actually. Unless you are really lazy, you can just watch his youtube video posted above.
As you see, at jimmyfungus.com, unlike the corporate anti-Rebecca Black news media, we always give BOTH sides of the story.
And we could stop here...yes...seems like a perfect place to stop the show...but NO...we go on!
Another youtube user JuggaloReplys reveals another important bit of information, in his video "Justin Bieber Could Face 6 Months in Jail If Convicted of Battery"...
That's right. Justin Bieber has been training with "Iron" Mike Tyson now. So, does that mean that Justin's fists are now considered "deadly weapons"??
|Justin Bieber in training with "Iron" Mike Tyson|
Nellie Vaughn of Buttons are not Currency and co-host of the Little Room Discussions podcast will especially be thrilled about this, as one of her greatest heroes, the late, great Mr. Fred Rogers is now a superstar again with his rap/hip-hop video which is sweeping the internets like a great cannon ball of exploding fire. The video is "Mister Rogers Remixed - Garden of Your Mind" from PBS Digital Studios.
And, if anyone is EVEN THINKING of hating on this wonderful video, I have a brief, but stern message for you...
|Mister Rogers "Haters Gonna Hate" meme|
Nuclear Power Plant in Ohio may be Dangerous (but no one cares)
Once again, here at jimmyfungus.com, we bring you the stories that the corporate anti-Rebecca Black media can not, OR will not bring you.
|CNN's Wolf Blitzer failing epicly on the game show "Jeopardy"|
|Rebecca Black at the MTV VMAs gif (just because)|
Once again it is heroic congressman Dennis Kucinich sounding off the warning bells that a possible calamity may be on it's way...
However, at this hour, this important video has a mere 267 views. It's a sad day in Mudville when not even a U.S. Congressman can get any coverage from the corporate news media on such an important topic. (Sure I covered it AFTER the Justin Bieber story, and the Mister Rogers' rap video,...but at least BEFORE the story of "to potato and beyond.")
Congressman Kucinich was among the most vocal spokespeople warning Americans that the Supreme Court's Citizens United ruling posed a danger to our democracy...
Like, Winston Churchill who was the lone voice at the back of Parliament warning the Brits about Adolph Hitler and the Nazi regime... Dennis Kucinich has often been the lone voice warning America of impending DOOM.
|Winston Churchill vs. Adolph Hitler: scissors beat paper|
Perhaps, in the way Winston Churchill rose to power when people finally woke up and realized he really did know what he was talking about... the American people will one day wake up and realize Dennis Kucinich really does know what he's talking about. Hopefully, it won't take a nuclear calamity for that to happen.
One thing is for certain, if something does go wrong at the Davis-Besse facility, the American people will be VERY angry.
|The Simpsons (angry)|
Anywho, I live in the "great lakes region" so if something does happen, I will probably be dead. Either that, or I will be transformed into some nuclear powered zombie that needs to feed on microscopic extraterrestrial organisms to survive.
Speaking of extraterrestrials, here is an awesome pic/meme I found of ancient aliens expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos and E.T., the extraterrestrial...
|Giorgio Tsoukalos and E.T. (via meme4u.tumblr)|
I had the most unusual "question" in my ask box at tumblr the other day. The question was simply one word..."potato." Look, well I know you don't believe me, so I posted some "proof" below.
The Story of "To Potato and Beyond"
And that question inspired me to create this "JIMMYFUNGUS.COM...TO POTATO AND BEYOND" meme...
|"JIMMYFUNGUS.COM...TO POTATO AND BEYOND."|
Well, when I say I "created" it, I suppose that is a bit of a humongous overstatement. I didn't actually launch a potato into space, and then beam a picture of it back to earth, and do all that hard stuff. Some genius like Neil deGrasse Tyson probably did that part.
|Neil deGrasse Tyson "Sexiest Astrophysicist Alive" (via Alcalde magazine)|
Well, kids... sadly that is all we have time for today.
Once again...God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Stay classy, Chicago.