Saturday, June 16, 2012

Justin Bieber Facing Jail AGAIN (an update), Mister Rogers New Rap and/or Hip Hop Video, Nuclear Power Plant in Ohio may be unsafe (but nobody seems to care), and the Story of "To Potato and Beyond"

You wanted MOAR!...MOAR!...MOAR!
Well, fans and true believers...back by popular demand...you wanted MOAR! Justin Bieber..so here it is, dear friends.  Your wish is my command.

On with our story...

the mind blowing loyalty and dedication of Bieber's fans on display (also pictured: Selena Gomez)









 
Justin Bieber Facing Jail UPDATE




The mind blowing loyalty and dedication of Justin Bieber's fans is seemingly unparalleled in the pop universe.  Sadly he is NOT universally loved, as surprisingly, there are a fair number of people trying to put him in JAIL!  See my earlier article JUSTIN BIEBER FACING JAIL TIME about the "free bieber" campaign at http://freebieber.org/ and (now folks, in some ways this is a good deal more serious) see Justin Bieber Facing 6 Months in Jail if Assaulting Paparazzi is Proven.  Well, to me, this assault story is kind of ridiculous.  Even if the paparazzo does win the case, now for the rest of his life he will be known as the guy who got beat up by Justin Bieber.  (Perhaps after he cashes in, he is planning on leaving the U.S. and taking his winnings to some country where they have never heard of Justin Bieber....  like communist Kerplakistan, or the Republic of Antarctica.)

But not everyone thinks it's ridiculous...







In his video entitled "justin bieber can face jail?!?!?!?"  youtube user thebomb1273 states, "He (Justin Bieber) deserves to go to jail after all he's done."  Well, he says much more than that actually.  Unless you are really lazy, you can just watch his youtube video posted above.

As you see, at jimmyfungus.com,  unlike the corporate anti-Rebecca Black news media, we always give BOTH sides of the story.

And we could stop here...yes...seems like a perfect place to stop the show...but NO...we go on!

Another youtube user JuggaloReplys reveals another important bit of information, in his video "Justin Bieber Could Face 6 Months in Jail If Convicted of Battery"...









That's right.  Justin Bieber has been training with "Iron" Mike Tyson now.  So, does that mean that Justin's fists are now considered "deadly weapons"??

Justin Bieber in training with "Iron" Mike Tyson







So...the plot thickens.









Mister Rogers' New Hip Hop and/or Rap Video


Nellie Vaughn of Buttons are not Currency and co-host of the Little Room Discussions podcast will especially be thrilled about this, as one of her greatest heroes, the late, great Mr. Fred Rogers is now a superstar again with his rap/hip-hop video which is sweeping the internets like a great cannon ball of exploding fire.  The video is "Mister Rogers Remixed - Garden of Your Mind" from PBS Digital Studios.







And, if anyone is EVEN THINKING of hating on this wonderful video, I have a brief, but stern message for you...

Mister Rogers "Haters Gonna Hate" meme




Nuclear Power Plant in Ohio may be Dangerous (but no one cares)



Once again, here at jimmyfungus.com,  we bring you the stories that the corporate anti-Rebecca Black media can not, OR will not bring you.

CNN's Wolf Blitzer failing epicly on the game show "Jeopardy"







Yes, the corporate media has more important things to do...





Rebecca Black at the MTV VMAs gif (just because)


Once again it is heroic congressman Dennis Kucinich sounding off the warning bells that a possible calamity may be on it's way...







However, at this hour, this important video has a mere 267 views.  It's a sad day in Mudville when not even a U.S. Congressman can get any coverage from the corporate news media on such an important topic.  (Sure I covered it AFTER the Justin Bieber story, and the Mister Rogers' rap video,...but at least BEFORE the story of "to potato and beyond.") 

Congressman Kucinich was among the most vocal spokespeople warning Americans that the Supreme Court's Citizens United ruling posed a danger to our democracy...


Like,  Winston Churchill who was the lone voice at the back of Parliament warning the Brits about Adolph Hitler and the Nazi regime...  Dennis Kucinich  has often been the lone voice warning America of impending DOOM.

Winston Churchill vs. Adolph Hitler: scissors beat paper

Perhaps, in the way Winston Churchill rose to power when people finally woke up and realized he really did know what he was talking about... the American people will one day wake up and realize Dennis Kucinich really does know what he's talking about.  Hopefully, it won't take a nuclear calamity for that to happen.

One thing is for certain, if something does go wrong at the Davis-Besse facility, the American people will be VERY angry.

The Simpsons (angry)


Anywho, I live in the "great lakes region" so if something does happen, I will probably be dead.  Either that, or I will be transformed into some nuclear powered zombie that needs to feed on microscopic extraterrestrial organisms to survive.

Speaking of  extraterrestrials, here is an awesome pic/meme I found of ancient aliens expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos and E.T., the extraterrestrial...

Giorgio Tsoukalos and E.T. (via meme4u.tumblr)







And now finally...





The Story of "To Potato and Beyond"

I had the most unusual "question" in my ask box at tumblr the other day.  The question was simply one word..."potato."  Look, well I know you don't believe me, so I posted some "proof" below.



And that question inspired me to create this "JIMMYFUNGUS.COM...TO POTATO AND BEYOND" meme...

"JIMMYFUNGUS.COM...TO POTATO AND BEYOND."


Well, when I say I "created" it, I suppose that is a bit of a humongous overstatement.  I didn't actually launch a potato into space, and then beam a picture of it back to earth, and do all that hard stuff.  Some genius like Neil deGrasse Tyson probably did that part.

Neil deGrasse Tyson "Sexiest Astrophysicist Alive" (via Alcalde magazine)

Well, kids... sadly that is all we have time for today.


Once again...God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago.

Peace out.

22 comments:

  1. Well I do hope that if found guilty Bieber does get sent to jail. At the very least, so justice is served and punishment is given. Though I could also see him writing some dark and gritty material based on his time in there. The ET Tsoukalos meme was pretty damn cool too. I hope that the nice person is wrong about some kind of huge disaster too. It would be nice if people listened to warnings though.

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    1. Well, we will see if the experience turns him into Johnny Cash... or 50 Cent.

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  2. Great post buddy, I feel like J Bieber would enjoy jail a little too much being everyones b*tch but at the same time he is turning this world into a place where tweens will throw their money at anything with JB's face on it rather than smart consumption, Lock him up.. let him have his fun and let him slowly fade out of everyones mind

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    1. Easy, you don't mince words. God bless you, and thank you for your support.

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    1. I am so on a roll. Yesterday "Come at me bro" said I was "great", and now I am told my post is SIQ. When will the praise and adulation cease??

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  4. They can't be serious about sending Bieber to jail - couldn't he do community service for a first offence? If I were the judge, I'd make him serve time as the house pet of a woman who wanted to practice her suckling skills. "Potato" means "Can you lick your own anus?" in a little known African dialect.

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    1. Personally, I hope Bieber gets off scott free. If this matter is not resolved soon, it may put an undue amount of strain on U.S. - Candaian relations. I don't know what language "potato" means uhh...what you said... but stuffing a full sentence into just one word... pretty impressive.

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  5. This post was jam-packed with interesting information. My brain in tingling, but that may have something to do with all the caffeine I've had.
    Justin Bieber will never go to jail. Trust me on this. I know people, and these people tell me things.
    That Mr. Rogers rap was brilliant. It put my new cat, I've named her Jimmy, to sleep. She had been meowing for hours. The thought of living with me for the rest of her life probably put her in a funk.
    Potato.

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    1. Wow. It is indeed an honor to be named after your cat, or vice versa. You know what I mean.

      P.S. I knew it was you that sent me "potato"!

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  6. No, it wasn't me. Promise. It should have been me. My brother just sent me that meme. That offensive but hilarious meme about counting to potato, and I have been obsessing over it. Maybe it was my brother.

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    1. Oh. Well actually that is cool. That means there is someone else who talks to me at tumblr besides you (and you're not even at tumblr.) So that is great! I think.

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  7. I have sad news. Recently I was listening to the radio when I turned to my dad and said "I really like this song!" That's when he wrinkled his nose and said to me "You like Justin Bieber?" I'm not sure what's worse about this story, me liking a Justin Bieber song or that my dad knew his music. lol

    Bieber won't go to jail. Imagine what hell that poor kid would get in jail? But I do agree with you on one thing...the guy who got his butt kicked is never going to be able to live that down!

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    1. I hope you got your dad some Justin Bieber CDs for Father's Day at least.

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  8. This post is just full of so much win it's unbelievable. Keep it up good sir!

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    1. I'll try. God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

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  9. Well thank you for getting that Mr. Rogers song stuck in my head! If I go postal you'll know why! Never mind. I've been Tyson training with Justin I'll just come punch my teeth off your ear! haha

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  10. If Bieber goes to jail I hope he watches the TV show OZ first! I'll teach him how to be tough and how to survive in jail!

    Scissors beats paper! Awesome! Never saw that picture before! Its great! But unforchanetly that means that The Rock will have to be warry of Nazis...

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    1. I checked out that show Oz, at youtube. I couldn't take more than a few minutes of it before I got scared, much less real prison.

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  11. Even the idea of Bieber going to jail is hilarious to me in so many ways. I hope he does.

    Also need to get the name of the guy who was beaten. He deserves a medal or something.

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    1. A medal for getting beaten up?? I accomplish that on a daily basis.

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