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| Friday accordion gif (creator unknown) |
Ok, then...I hope you enjoyed this Rebecca Black's "Friday" accordion playing gif (to your left). Now,...let's learn a little bit more about this new Katy Perry video...
Katy Perry "Wide Awake"
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| Katy Perry in "Wide Awake" |
"Wide Awake" is the final chapter in the current fairy tale which is all the stuff Katy Perry has been doing lately. In the video Katy Perry passes through some kind of cosmic labyrinth, and is magically reunited with the child version of herself.
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| Katy Perry "Wide Awake" gif |
And so to celebrate the release of this new video I have created this Katy Perry "Wide Awake" gif. Welp, I guess it is a bit of an overstatement for me to claim I "created" it. I didn't build a magical labyrinth and then somehow convince Katy Perry to wander through the maze so she could meet up with the little girl version of herself from the past....but I think you know what I mean. On that note, I think it is time for me to stop needlessly chuntering so you all can watch the video. I think you will agree with me the special effects and visual imagery are dazzling. Sooo, here it is:
Who is this OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND girl?
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| "OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND" gif (via glitchscience) |
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| "OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND" meme via (overlyattachedgirlfriend.tumblr) |
And so it was this Justin Bieber fan video (simply entitled "JB fan video") that "Laina" made which catapulted her to these insane Bad Luck Brian like levels of fame. It also appears this pony had another little something else special in her Hermione Granger bag of tricks as she has followed up "JB fan video" with CRJ fan video
a Carly Rae Jepsen fan video.
News of the WOOOOOORLD (to keep you informed)!!!
Here at jimmyfungus.com I always strive to bring you the news stories that the mainstream anti-Rebecca Black media can not, or will not pay enough attention to...and today is no different.
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| yes, the corporate "mainstream" media thinks that Dwight's problems are more important than yours |
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| Julian Assange requests asylum |
Following my advice in my legendary article NEWS OF THE WOOOOOORLD: Julian Assange Speaks to stay the hell away from Sweden, yesterday Julian Assange requested political asylum from the Ecuadorian government, and is now in refuge at Ecuador's embassy in London... and here is the absolute latest in the video below:
"Six Pack" by Gifted But Twisted (re-visited)
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| Gifted But Twisted's fearless leader? |
Despite their very best efforts, Gifted But Twisted, the hip-hop group out of New England featured here in my excellent article "Six Pack" by Gifted But Twisted (WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS MUSIC VIDEO???), and the Decline of Western Civilization (there must be something that can be done...), ALSO Happy Balloons (starring Andy Milonakis); BUT FIRST...someone actually listens to me for once, is coming to terms with the harsh reality that there is more to becoming famous than writing a really bad song, and dancing around with scantily clad girls. At this hour, the lavishly produced "Six Pack" video sits in relative obscurity, nearly 10 million views behind the 2 vids OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND girl made, staring creepily into her laptop's webcam.
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| "Unsuccessful Troll is Unsuccessful" (created by an uknown genius) |
But to be fair to these crazy kids who hail from Maine, my in depth investigations revealed that they actually do have talent. Since it was Paul McCartney's birthday this week, why don't you check out their version of "Obladi Oblada" by the Beatles:
Now it is time for the unveiling of an exciting new segment, I like to call "Hitler Asks a Question."
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| Hitler: "Are they Morphin Rangers?!" |
Ok, so Hitler's question is:
"Are they Morphin Rangers?!"
and the answer:
I can only assume Hitler is referring to Gifted But Twisted, as I can see absolutely nothing else in this article that that question could possibly pertain to. And no Hitler, they are not "Morphin Rangers." Their myspace page describes them as "a 4 piece punk/comedy/hip-hop band from Maine", (myspace.com/giftedbuttwisted)... and if that is incorrect, then they need to update their information!
That will end our journey for today.
Stay classy Chicago,...
And please remember to support your local zoo.
Peace out.
"Hitler asks a question" doesn't seem right. Hitler was a know-it-all who had all the answers, right? "Hitler answers a question" makes more sense to me. I wonder what advice he'd to the overly-attached girlfriend's boyfriend? My guess is he'd tell him to bone her.
ReplyDeleteIt may the first AND the last ever edition of "Hitler Asks a Question."
DeleteI thought things were going pretty badly for Assange really, which is rather a shame. Then again there's a good chance I don't understand the situation too well. Plus that overly attached girlfriend is really freakin creepy. I'm glad I haven't been seeing it everywhere or I'd be seeing it in my nightmares.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say things are going swimmingly for him either. But this is an apparently clever tactic to possibly avoid extradition.
DeleteI did watch the video.
ReplyDeleteAnd to be perfectly honest, I shut it down right when the song began. I'm sorry, but the autotune silently eats my sense of hearing away. I just don't like pop music.
I like the Hitler asks a Question segment!
LONG LIVE HAQS!
No. Katy Perry is not really your cup of tea.
DeleteAll I have to say is please please please never ever put that crazy girlfriend chick on again! I will now be up for the rest of the night purging my mind with some mindless cartoon. I may even have to Youtube Barney just to get it gone. :)Scary part is the big purple dino is less scary.
ReplyDeleteOk fine. No more overly attached girlfriend. Unless, she does something super interesting.
DeleteI have to admit, I don't hate the video. Katy's outfits are amazing. They made it easy to ignore the song. So, uh, are you going to watch her movie?
ReplyDeleteThanks to Reddit, I have watched the video. Ever since I was introduced to that site, I don't feel so out of the loop anymore. I mean, I knew about the cat helicopter long before any of my friends found out about it.
I plan to see every movie ever made... eventually. Yes, overly attached girlfriend seems to be the queen of Reddit. Well, good for her.
DeleteI would like some saturnine dude to pursue the overly attached girlfriend, bombarding her with marriage proposals and telling the world her ass belongs to him. What name could we give this hypothetical dude?
ReplyDelete"HYPOTHETICAL OVERLY POSSESSIVE BOYFRIEND"
DeleteKaty Perry is beyond magical. Thanks for highlighting her in a gorgeous light. But the real question is, who would win? Katy Perry Vs. Rachel Black.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry and Rebecca Black are both on "Team Jesus" working towards common goals...so they are not really in a competition against each other. Who wins? We do.
DeleteDang your posts are always so informative! In the end I have to go back to the top of the page to read what you posted first to remind myself if there was anything I wanted to comment about it in the comment section! (thats a complement!)
ReplyDeleteOnly way Friday would have been better is if all the girls in it had mustashes and accordions!!
Katy Perrys video is quite awesome! Lots of fancy sets!!
Is it just me or does OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND seem like the PERFECT GIRLFRIEND EVER! I wish my girlfriend was that exited about me!!! (or even just half that exited about me!!!)
Way to go Dwight! I wish I could be a prostitute!
Jullian Assage video wont play...
Hitler asks an interesting question but I think Franklin Roosevelt or Winston Churchhill should answer it!
And as always: Abraham Fungus Jr for president! (heck maybe he could answer Hitlers questions!)
I suppose it depends on whether OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND's devotion is fueled by genuine affection, or bi-polar disorder that would determine whether or not she would be a truly good girlfriend. These questions and many others will be answered on the next episode of Funguzz Vizzion.
DeleteBut she's so hot! How cares if she's just crazy! She'd be one hell of a lay!! I can't wait for the next episode!!
DeleteHilarious! I would guess all male prostitutes would have that haircut
ReplyDeleteDamn them katy perry images, she looks so fine
ReplyDeleteThat meme has gone viral on Reddit.
ReplyDeleteShe kind of scares me to be honest. So glad my girlfriend isn't like that.
Katy Perry is hot! I think a lot of people are realising this for the first time, judging by the comments. You learn something new every day!
ReplyDeleteYou know you've hit rock bottom when only Ecuador will consider giving you asylum.
ReplyDeleteThe Katy Perry video reminds me of that movie Pans Labyrinth. Like the video, the song is meh
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