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Sunday, July 15, 2012

"10 Crazy Questions" finally answered (A Rambler Interviews a Rustler); Greatest Comment of All Time Contest (and a tribute to my regular commenters); ALSO Song of The Day (featuring Lady Gaga)

brand newly invented "What was that about??" meme starring Anthony Padilla of Smosh

Welcome back, kids.  Let's make this thing happen!  Originally I was going to make today's exciting article about the 2012 U.S. presidential election, but then I remembered a prior obligation, so instead I decided to lead with the 10 Crazy Questions that Mark the Rambling Person wants me to answer.  I said I was going to answer them in my last post, but then I didn't...and Mark was probably saying,  "What was that about??"

Well, truthfully, I was putting the post together, and it was getting rather long, soo...   then this happened...

bunny passes out at computer gif (via -foodporn.tumblr)

10 Crazy Questions:  A Rambler Interviews a Rustler

Rustler of Jimmies: Mickey Rourke version (creator unknown)

1. Why dance with the devil when you can dance with me? I can't dance. I'm too dorky and uncoordinated.

2. Is it true that the good girls go to Heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere? In answer to this question I will quote Lady GaGa. "We got a whole lot of money, but we still pay rent / 'Cause you can't buy a house in Heaven"

3. If we were in a bar together, how would you get my attention? Jesus told me I shouldn't drink.

4. Magnets, how do they work?

5. Who would win in a fight between Jesus and a polar bear? It depends on where the fight took place. If it took place in the Houston Astrodome, the polar bear would win. If it took place in Madison Square Garden in New York, then Jesus would win.

6. China has declared war on the US, and each side is dragging their "friends" in to it. How screwed are you? No one likes me, and I don't have much of a life. World War III is not going to make that much a difference for me.

7. Which is your favourite accent to hear? I have xenophobia and find all accents frightening and/or confusing.

8. What do you think of my writing? I have never seen your handwriting, but you type quite well.

9. If we were the last two people on Earth, would you accept me as your God? You can be God, if I can be the devil.

10. Did you get any of the references? Besides the really obvious one? I am too lazy to check references. I will just hire you, and assume everything is in order.

I'm not passing this on to anyone, because last time, not a single person I tagged cooperated, so I don't want to suffer that rejection again.  (SEE:  Jimmy Fungus is Tagged, PLUS...first ever episode of GREAT UNDISCOVERED GENIUSES OF MANKIND to see the complete list of who these terrible people are.)

Sigmund Freud on depression (maybe he didn't really say this, but he should have)

Greatest Comment of All Time Contest

In my last post (in some ways very some ways,...not so much); A Legendary Boxxy Boxx-a-thon; Mitt Romney Booed at the NAACP; 10 Crazy Questions, and ALSO: Song of the Day (if I live that long)  I decided to give Bersercules the "Greatest Comment of All Time Award."  But then when I realized, I could use such an award for MY purposes, I immediately retracted it and decided to hold this crazy contest.  So, kids, now begins the Greatest Comment of All Time Contest.  Whoever puts the greatest comment of all time on my blog will receive a really, really cool prize (oh yeah!).  The contest begins now, and ends in the year 3000 A.D.

Also I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of my regular commenters (the people who comment on almost every single post).  They are (in no particular order) Gorilla Bananas, the aforementioned Mark the Rambling Person, the aforementioned Bersercules, Jax of,  and Nellie Vaughn (who co-hosts the "Little Room Discussions" podcast with this other girl).  Honorable mention goes to kbbuddingwriter and craziness abounds, who have been stepping up their game of late.  (Anybody else who would like me to mention them in a post, just ask in the comments section, and I will try to work you in.)

Song of the Day

Lady Gaga's alter ego "Jo Calderone" (via ABC News)  This is how I imagine Nellie Vaughn's ex-boyfriends to be like from her description of them in her blog, and on Little Room Discussions,which she hosts with this other girl.

That will end today's remarkable journey. Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy Chicago.


  1. First off, I have never co-operated with anyone's tag, so you shouldn't take it personally. I've been ignoring tags since the days they were called "memes" (maybe they are still called memes, I don't know). Secondly, most of your answers to the tag questions were facetious, so you own co-operation was grudging and half-hearted. Thirdly, you're putting way too much pressure on your readers by having a Greatest Comment of All Time Prize. If I happen to win it, I will immediately award you the Longest Comment of All Time prize for a comment you made on my blog, so you can give the prize to yourself.

    1. I have never tagged you!! A ha!! Now who looks silly!

    2. Wow. I thought I was being nice by paying a tribute to all my regular commenters (not only a plug, but a backlink on, one of the most powerful websites on earth). If you are truly angry, it's because you didn't read the entire post, and are jumping to some rather glorious conclusions.

    3. Hey, man, I wasn't angry! Re-reading my comment it sounds as if I was angry, but that's just my gorilla writing style. I am truly grateful for all the plugs you've given me, which have increased by blog traffic by 20%. And thanks for never tagging me, because I don't like feeling bad when I ignore them.

    4. If I were a Native American, I'd give you the honorary name of Jimmy No Tag.

    5. That's a relief, Gorilla Bananas. When I thought you were mad at me, I nearly threw up my Kentucky Fried Chicken. But perhaps, you could have pretended you were mad, so we could have had a pretend feud for sake of publicity?

  2. That bunny gif may be one of the most utterly adorable things I have ever seen :3 I've said it several times but the other woman in Little Room Discussions is Madeline Lore, but hopefully me and Nellie can get something done some time. That involves podcasting. Cheers for answering the questions too. I got a laugh, which was the expected and wanted result. So yay.

    1. I'm glad you liked it, Mark. Mission accomplished.

  3. I could stare at the bunny passing out at the computer all day!! That was so stinking adorable!!!!

    P.S. We are having a blogger fantasy football team! If you're interested, find my e-mail address on my blog and shoot me an e-mail. I will send you the fantasy invite. Hope you play!

    1. Thanks so much for the offer, Jax, but I have not been keeping up with football lately. Is Mike Tomczak still the Bears QB?

    2. Aww, that's ok!! I just figured I'd offer!!

      Oh, and thanks for the honorable mention above!! Totally forgot to thank you for that in the previous comment :)

    3. You're welcome, Jax. And you got more than honorable mention. You got top billing!

    4. Top billing??? Holllaa :) :) I like!! You're awesome, Jimmy!

  4. Ha ha! You answered Marks 9th Question pretty much the same as I did in his comment section! You know what they say! Great minds think alike! (You're screwed!)

    I checked who you tagged last time! How dare those people who don't read your blog not respond to your tags!! Darn them!! The nerve of some people!

    I didn't comment on you taking my award away in that last post as a protest! I will not say anything about the greatest comment of all time in this comment either (exept mentioning it now) out of protest.

    I'm listening to the Boxxy song right now!

    Listened to a bit of the song of the day, but I prefer the Boxxy song. (its the song of the week as far as I'm consered... maybe song of the month... she doesn't do drugs.)

    1. I hated to take away the award, Bersercules. But when I realized I could use the contest as an enticement to encourage more great comments I couldn't resist.

  5. I will never tire of "this other girl." Where the hell is Madeline when she's needed for my amusement. She has to see this with her own eyes. I've tried to tell her, but couldn't stop laughing long enough to make sense.

    Oh, and uh, I will need to know if the prize is something I'll want before I think of an awesome comment. My brain needs a lot of caffeine before it gets awesome.

    Also, I am the devil, so back off. Don't you dare try to take my job, buddy. That's how I feed my kids.

    1. I don't know what the prize is, but I can promise it will be loaded with caffeine, because caffeine is awesome.

  6. I haven't got anything for your contest ('cuz my jimmies always get rustled by the very word 'contests') so Ill just say this.
    When I saw the Rustler poster, I laughed. Hard.

  7. First Aw you mentioned me. I'm tearing up as we speak. Wait, no. that was a hair ball.. I'm good. lol As for your answers... number 8 cracked me up. I now know why I love you so much. :)

  8. You're answer to 5 confused and excited me. Two emotions I love to feel simultaneously *thumbs up*

    1. Well, you are ahead of me then, Aysh. Because my answer only confused myself.




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