Sunday, August 12, 2012

"Hail Satan!" FACE OFF!: Fulfilling a Promise I Made to a Gorilla

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If George Lucas taught me anything when I was a kid through the subliminal messages in his movies, it was to always keep my promises to my friends.  So now in this edition of JimmyFungus.com I will do just that.  In this post I follow through on a promise I made to Gorilla Bannanas at http://japingape.blogspot.com.

Gorilla Bananas left this comment after my post My Personal Collection of "Hail Satan!" Memes (this is my second "most controversial post" post), but FIRST...Carly Rae Jepsen vs. Liam Neeson,...and ALSO: Song of the Day


Here is the video, and the part Gorilla Bananas is talking about goes down about the 40 second mark...



Then in my blog article entitled Justin Bieber Gets Beaten Up (badly), BUT FIRST A Brief Update (on all things JimmyFungus.com related), AND THEN My Second "Most Controversial Post" Post Causes a Furor (but that inspires my first youtube video ever!), and ALSO Insanely Brilliant Quotes with Fran Lebowitz,... PLUS Song of the Day I posted this video, a compilation of the brilliant Lord Picklejar's greatest "Hail Satan!" moments (and it also happens to be the first youtube video I have ever created)...



In the comments section, Gorilla Bananas wrote the following:



And I did sorta promise that we were going to have a vote.  So, guess what?  A vote is exactly what we are going to have!  Though I am blogging a lot lately, and putting a lot of pressure on my regular commenters.  Hopefully, someone will come by and vote besides me, because if I had the only vote that wouldn't really be fair (that's the way they do things in Soviet Russia).  Hopefully Gorilla Bananas will come by too and vote to (but that would leave the voting in a tie).  So, I will leave the voting open for awhile (how about until January 6, 2017?)  so we get enough votes to have a decent "Hail Satan!" Face Off.

So in this corner we have...


Lord Picklejar





If you liked Lord Picklejar's "Hail Satan!"'s better, type "Thumbs up!"

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Chloe Moretz thumbs up gif





If you didn't like the Lord Picklejar video type "No"

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Boxxy "No" gif


And in this corner we have...



This Guy

this guy


If you liked this guy's "Hail Satan!" better type "EPIC WIN!"


EPIC WIN baby


Or if you didn't like his "Hail Satan!" type "GTFO!"

brand newly invented by me Bill Nye GTFO! meme


Ok, then. That shouldn't be too complicated. Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

11 comments:

  1. Well, here's an EPIC WIN for the Asian American guy, whom I'm assuming was a US citizen because he was living in New York City. He didn't have a New York accent, though, nor even a Chinese one. What was his accent?

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    1. I think he just had a mouth full of Doritos Taco Supreme tacos from Taco Bell when he was talking. (In other words, I don't know.)

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  2. EPIC WIN for my Asian homeboy. Us ambiguous Asians have to stick together. And I say ambiguous because his accent is unidentifiable, and people are always asking me, "HAY R U CHINESE OR MEXICAN?"

    So yeah. That's my vote.

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    1. So far 2 votes for the Asian dude... which reminds me I forgot to vote. One thumb up, for Lord Picklejar!

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  3. Since I'm voting for the Chinaman, I'm going to have to go with EPIC WIN. :P I mean, Gorilla did make a very persuasive argument.

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    1. Jax, you were not supposed to let Gorrilla Bananas influence you. You were supposed to be an objective and impartial juror. Your vote is disqualified! Can I do that??

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    2. No. You can not do that! You should actually count my vote twice :) :)

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    3. Ok, Jax, your vote counts twice. But I am counting my vote 10 times...which puts Lord Picklejar in the lead.

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  4. Yeah, I vote for Bersercules's Hail Satan... but I'm biased...

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    1. And throw away your vote on a third party candidate??

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    2. I always vote my heart, and in Canada I always vote for a FOUTH party candidate! I vote for who I think is right even if no one else does.

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