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Thursday, August 16, 2012

I Gotta Be Me... Hit Or Miss: The Justin Bieber beating video revisited, Julian Assange update, and More (This blog post took over 9000 Rustlewatts to produce!)

I Gotta Be Jimmy Fungus...Hit or Miss

Mark the Rambling Person at in his post My Life; The Trilogy came up with a good idea to help spread his message of peace and love to all corners of the intertubes.  What you are supposed to do is pick three songs. One that represents how you felt about yourself in the past, one that represents how you feel about yourself in the present, and one that represents how you hope to feel about yourself in the future.  Everyone on earth is supposed to do it, and then pass it along.

So I picked a song, that pretty much runs the full gamut.  The song is "Hit or Miss" by Odetta, and it encapsulates the attitude towards life that I should have had in the past...but I am adopting it right now, from this moment kind of a personal theme song, to give me some inspiration to hopefully make something of what is left of my sorry life.  Coincidentally, the song is also used in this nifty "Southern Comfort" commercial which takes place on the beach:

Southern Comfort beach commercial gif

I personally do not drink, but the dude in this commercial certainly has his Cool Moves down pat, doesn't he?  I am not a supporter of alcoholism, but I certainly am a supporter of Cool Moves.

So, let's awkwardly segue our way into our next segment.   Now for something completely different...

The Justin Bieber beating video Revisisted

A few of my readers (not mentioning any names, but some of their initials are Bookish.Spazz and Mark the Rambling Person)  seemed to get quite a kick out of seeing Justin Bieber get beaten up in his latest video (though they didn't watch the video, they watched a gif I made instead).  SEE:  Justin Bieber Gets Beaten Up (badly), BUT FIRST A Brief Update (on all things related), AND THEN My Second "Most Controversial Post" Post Causes a Furor (but that inspires my first youtube video ever!), and ALSO Insanely Brilliant Quotes with Fran Lebowitz   Then I listened to kbbuddingwriter's latest podcast at in which he argues that they should start having students play intense video games in school, which would help the student body work some of their anger, and raw angst out of their system.  This, kbbuddingwriter argues, would help decrease the violent outbursts at school, which are sadly becoming more and more commonplace.

Then I had an epiphany.  After listening to kbbuddingwriter's podcast, I said to myself, "Now I know what I must do!"  I must make a new youtube video.  I must help protect Justin Bieber from some of the ill feeling towards him out there in the general population.  I will make an exciting video of the "savage beating" that Michael Madsen administered to the Biebs, in Bieber's latest music video "As Long as You Love Me" so that those who do not like Justin so much, will work out their issues with him constructively, in the youtube world of fantasy.  So...without further is the third youtube video I have ever made entitled
Justin Bieber Beaten Up (Bieber gets 39 lashes from Michael Madsen in "As Long as You Love Me").

Now, for some REAL news...

Julian Assange Update brings you the REALLY important news stories,  because the corporate run media has better things to talk about.

Ecuador's president Rafael Correa granted WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange's request for asylum earlier this week, which would keep Assange out of the slammer, as well as giving him a safe haven to continue his work.  There is one snag, however.  Assange has to somehow get himself to Ecuador to begin with.  SEE:  Julian Assange: UK 'threat' to arrest Wikileaks founder.

The plot thickens...

Once again, thank you...and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!


  1. I'm glad you mentioned Marilyn Manson, because a Canadian blogger I know often quotes his lyrics in her posts as if she were quoting a poet. I'd never even heard of him until she started quoting him. At first, I thought he must be a relative of Charles Manson.

    Anyway, the question I want answered is whether the his lyrics are widely considered to be poetry.

    1. Gorilla Bananas, I suppose, to his fans they are considered poetry. If you are meaning is he considered a kind of modern day Bob Dylan or John Lennon, I would have to say emphatically NO.

  2. Thanks for the JBiebz video. It really helped out with my pent up aggression.

    Also, I literally watched that Southern Comfort commercial 3 times. That thing is inspiring. If only I had that much confidence to walk around with nothing but a speedo and a kickass pair of shoes at the beach... I wouldn't have to worry about a top because my long blue mermaid hair would insure my modesty.

    Also, Marilyn Manson is a fucktard attention whore. The end.

    Also, lolz to Julian Assange. His name is fun to say in a Jamaican accent. Although, I guess any name would be fun to say in a Jamaican accent.

    1. iknowright.jpg That Southern Comfort commercial made me want to live again. I think now I will put on a speedo, and a kickass pair of shoes, and go outside and strut.

    Thanks for the number of shoutouts you keep giving me, man! You certainly will get my vote now!

    I do firmly believe in my ideology, and it's nice to see people agreeing with me.

    1. But I am not running for anything...unless Abraham Fungus Jr. offers me the vice presidential slot on the ticket.

  4. Lol, who knew Muppets acted like that...pretty cool stuff.

  5. Ok you had me laughing all the way through this one! Kudo's

  6. Over 9000 Rustlewatts?! Dang! You must have needed a lot of hard metals to handle that! like diamonds!

    The beach video ruled! That guy is so cool!

    As for Manson, I think he's telling the truth. The paparazzi suck, and getting attention from them is meaningless and annoying.

    Great post as always! Jimmy Fungus forever!

    1. Thank you, Bersercules. You are a gentleman and a scholar.




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