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Friday, August 3, 2012

My Personal Collection of "Hail Satan!" Memes (this is my second "most controversial post" post), but FIRST...Carly Rae Jepsen vs. Liam Neeson,...and ALSO: Song of the Day

Carly Rae Jepsen vs. Liam Neeson (found on the internets)

Hello, again, true believers.  It is time for my second "most controversial post" post.  See MY MOST CONTROVERSIAL POST: Satanism, Hitler, 9/11, Cyber Bullying, Muppet Murderers (or should I say murderer muppets??), and other Provocative Material (things I don't usually cover, but will just this once); ALSO a Carly Rae Jepsen "Call Me Maybe" Parody, AND "on Dr. Mario's consultation" (The Magic Key) to read my first "most controversial post" post.  In my most controversial posts I discuss issues that I normally wouldn't discuss because they are too controversial, like the internet meme above where Liam Neeson threatens to kill Carly Rae Jepsen (America's sweetheart from Canada, and the girl who sings "Call Me Maybe"), but I announce ahead of time that I am going to do it, so that makes it o.k.

Anywho, if you haven't seen the movie "Taken" starring Liam Neeson, where Neeson gives the famous speech that goes "I don't know who you are...but if you don't let my daughter go...I will find you...I will kill you", then you were probably just thinking...well, that's not very nice...why would Niam Leeson threaten to kill Carly Rae Jepsen?  Ok, well if you are still thinking that, not to be rude, but...just get over it, this is one of my "most controversial post" posts, and I announced that ahead of time...which makes it o.k.

"I don't know who you are...but if you don't let my daughter go...I will find you...I will kill you." Liam Neeson.
And what exactly would one of my most controversial posts be, without a cameo appearance by the most evil guy in the world, Adolph Hitler?  So here is a youtube video where Liam Neeson phones Adolph Hitler...

"Damn you, Jimmy Fungus!" Hitler.

Well there ya go...  the most evil guy in the world is thankfully thwarted again.  Alrighty then...moving right along...

My Personal Collection of "Hail Satan!" Memes

This IS indeed my personal collection of "Hail Satan!" and Satanism memes.  I hope they bring you as much darkness, and doom as they brought me....

Without further ado...let's go...

Carly Rae Jepsen "Call Me Maybe"/Hail Satan! gif

Well, I really must apologize to Miss Carly Rae Jepsen (America's sweetheart from Canada) for featuring her not once, but twice, in one of my "most controversial post" posts.  But like Don King or Andy Warhol (I can't remember which) once said, "All publicity is good publicity."

"Hail Satan" Dogs (found on the internets)

always a classic the "HAIL SATAN" teletubbie...I believe it is Tinky Winky

"HAIL SATAN, MOTHER F*CKER!" t-shirt (via

The "HAIL SATAN, MOTHER F*CKER!" t-shirt... the perfect Christmas gift for the friend, or family member who is a member of the Church of Satan (or for whatever wacky holiday Satanists celebrate instead of Christmas).

Hail Sagan, as in Carl (via the internets)

This is really a "Hail Sagan", and not a "Hail Satan" meme...  Ehh, but my "most controversial post" posts, I tend to let all journalistic integrity kinda fly out the window.

Aubrey Plaza:  "I'd like to thank the devil and all the dark lords who gave this award..." (via leeleesux.tumblr)

"Hail Satan!" devil via "Leo & Satan"

the "Why?  FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN OF COURSE!" bear (via the internets)

Normally, the "for the glory of Satan" bear, would be way too controversial for little ole  but this is one of my "most controversial post" posts...  So, it's alllll good.

"Satanism For Dummies"
"Satanism for Dummies"...a must read for anyone considering surrendering their soul to Satan in exchange for goods and/or services.

bad cows

Bad cows... they are bad moos (get it?  Ugg.)  These are the cows you will meet in Hell...  or I mean I will meet in Hell...  Because that's where I'm going for making this post.

"Hail Satan!" obligatory Bart Simpson version (via idled-teen.tumblr)

:Hail Satan!"  Winnie the Pooh version (found on the internets)

You know what else comes with a video....   The song of the day.

John Denver and the Muppets (just because)

Song of the Day

The Song of the Day is "Poems, Prayers, and Promises" by John Denver and the Muppets... what else would it be?

John Denver always had this thing that he said at the end of every concert, and show... but I can't remember what it is. So I will just say what I always do....

Thank you all, very much, and please remember to support your local zoo. Stay classy, Chicago.


  1. I haven't seen that many hail Satan memes really. I've seen the Tinky Winky one but that is it I think. I don't think this was all that controversial, you know, unless your readers are pussies and don't know how to have a laugh. Like most of America.

    1. As you know, Mark, my readers are the bravest, most awesome people in the universe. But just in case there is a nattering nabob of negativism out there..I like to give them fair warning.

  2. Ferpect ending. All hail Liam Neeson if he kills him!

    From me: Keep calm and pray to Cannibal Corpse.
    Side story; don't. Their lyrics are disturbing, and this comes from a lover of the The human centipede. 2.

    1. I will do that, kb. Anyone with a name like Cannibal Corpse, is clearly no one to trifle with.

  3. Oh my gosh. My sister is currently OBSESSED with Carly Rae Jepsen, so every time she starts singing the song I just stare at her creepily, whilst holding a sharp object, until she shuts up.

    Just kidding. I don't hold a sharp object. I hold her One Direction book under a lighter.

    Just kidding, I don't do that either. I just stare at here and tell her to STFU.

    I had a good giggle at those Satan memes. But it's ok, because my mom said I was going to hell anyway for dying my hair blue.

    1. Hahaha. Yeah the Carly Rae Jepsen song was o.k. the first 90 million times I heard it. Now, it's starting to get on my nerves a little bit too. Perhaps when we get to Hell they will play "Call Me Maybe" 24/7 on the intercom, as further punishment for us.

  4. Glad to see you taking on some good topics. The Hitler video was quite funny! Do you think Liam Neeson will kill Hitler? But as for me trying to live down saying "Hail, Satan!" ha! I'm trying to live it up!

    Hail Satan!

    PS the teletubby hail satan is the funniest/coolest one ever! (mine is second best!)

    I enjoyed your post! Thank you very much, and remember to support your local zoo. Stay classy, Chicago. Hail Satan!

    1. No spoilers on whether Liam Neeson kills Hitler. And if "Hail Satan!" ever becomes a more popular saying/meme it could no doubt turn out to be a VERY good thing for the Bersercules program.

  5. What could possibly be offensive to anyone about taking photos of two bloggers and adding "Hail Satan!" as a caption?

    1. Well. wise guy... Lord Picklejar isn't a blogger. His official title is "arch duke of Hell in the service of Satan", and he ends every one of his shows by saying "Hail Satan!" And Bersercules is a blogger, and it's a long story how he ended up in an "Hail Satan!" meme...but I have his blessing. But thanks for the sarcastic comment. I needed a little more sadness in my life of endless misery!

  6. LOL at the hitler hating on you meme!
    Is there really a satanism for dummies!?

    1. Probably. There is a "for dummies" book on everything. There are lots of dummies out there apparently.

  7. I learned quite a few things from this post. Who knew that Hitler knew you or that Carley Rae Jepsen was Canadian?! lol

    1. I would rather have Carly Rae Jepsen know me, and Hitler be Canadian, but I am at least glad to be informative.

  8. I've never before seen Hitler wrongly accused of a crime and I think his reaction was pretty convincing. I would have definitely told Liam Neeson he was threatening the wrong dude.

    As for the Hail Satan meme, here is the definitive clip from Rosemary's Baby. Pay particular attention to the "Hail Satan" shouted by the Chinaman near the end. I know the word "Chinaman" is non-PC, but I thought I'd chance it in a controversial post.

    1. "Definitive clip" my ass! Wait till you see my first youtube video in my next post!

  9. Funny you should be posting about Satanism. I've been feeling the pull of the Dark Side recently. Like it's inside me, bubbling, churning, dying to come out.
    --Oh, wait. Those were just the beans I ate last night. False alarm. Whew!

  10. hahaha...that jepsen vs. neeson is funny as hell.

  11. You my friend have been on one lately. haha

  12. This is sick, when satan comes he will have to once again face St. Michael. this will be the last on him and his followers




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