Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Political Convention Craziness Continues, AND Ron Paul Announces There Will be NO Third Party Run (Abraham Fungus Jr. calls him "cowardly")

Clint Eastwood talking to the chair from "Pee Wee's Playhouse" television program

Welp, hello again true believers.  We have certainly seen and heard a lot of craziness at the political conventions so far this election season, from Clint Eastwood talking to a chair at the Republican convention, to...well, I can't think of anything crazy that has happened at the Democratic convention so far...but just stay tuned.  I believe Bill Clinton is giving a speech tonight, and he has been known for being a pretty wild, and crazy guy at times.  Let's see what he can come up with... if anything...

"Y WUD U DO DAT?" cat (found on the internets)
Now, let us jump head first into our main topic...  "OH GOD WHY, Ron?"  Ron Paul made it pretty clear during his appearance on last night's episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, that he will NOT launch a third party run for the White House.  (SEE: Ron Paul on Leno: Confirms He Will NOT Run 3rd Party)

I am extremely disappointed about this.  We have heard so much saber rattling from Jesse Ventura and others about challenging the status quo with a third party run, but it appears it was just a lot of blowing of smoke, and huffing and puffing, because when the chips are down, and the time comes to throw their hat in the ring, they all say they don't have a chance, so why even bother?  It seems like the American people are suffering from new heights of apathy, as everyone is too disheartened to even attempt to challenge the power elite.

Luckily JimmyFungus.com endorsed presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. is not afraid to fight.  Abraham Fungus Jr. expressed his displeasure about the recent course of events, and even called Ron Paul "cowardly" in his most recent statement.  See the video below so that you may see and hear what I am talking about here...



Well said, Abraham Fungus Jr., who is also holding his political convention this week.  If you don't believe me, check out of a photo of some of the Fungus convention festivities below...

"You said everyone would be here." ~ sad cat meme

Well there is so much going on in the world that it is positively insane... But that will just have to wait for the next thrilling exciting episode at JimmyFungus.com...

Because now, we are going to play ourselves out with a song...

Lit in "My Own Worst Enemy"





That will end our journey today.  God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

13 comments:

  1. I don't know how anyone can take Ron Paul seriously after his appearance in the Bruno movie. Did you see that clip where he ran away complaining that Bruno was queer and had made a pass at him? Plus he favours a return to the gold standard, which only a stupid cocksucker would advocate.

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    1. Not only have I seen that clip, Gorilla Bananas, it is on this site in my article Can Ron Paul Become President (Is Such a Thing Even Possible?). Anyway, like most politicians, I don't think Ron Paul would actually literally do many of the things he advocates, though I do believe he would bring our troops home from overseas, which is a good place to start.

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  2. I'm actually pretty damn sad that Ron Paul will not be running. He was the only person I actually wanted to win. After Abraham Fungus Jr of course. But he seemed like the closest thing to sane, and the person who would make a good leader. He pulled out last time too, and if he actually tries to run again come the next election, I don't think he'll be able to get much support after quitting so much.

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    1. Yes, plus he is 72, so this attempt may have been his swan song.

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  3. our 2 party system is annoying at times. helen keller once said, "Our democracy is but a name. We vote. What does that mean? It means that we choose between two bodies of real -- though not avowed -- autocrats. We choose between 'Tweedledum' and 'Tweedledee'."

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    1. It is a great quote by Keller. I guess we could update it by calling Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Beavis and Butthead, or Dumb and Dumber.

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  4. After watching the RNC and DNC (thusfar) I'm a little saddened that the Republicans didn't come up with anyone more interesting than Romney to go up against Obama.

    Ah well, I think we all knew deep down that Ron Paul wasn't going to run as a third party candidate. That's okay though. He's still doing good work in Congress.

    Also, there is no better way to end this post than with a Lit song. Oh the memories this song brings back. I need to invest in a glitter bowling ball.

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    1. Romney is not a very compelling figure. If the Dems can't beat him, they should all probably just commit mass suicide. I'm glad you liked the song of the day. I thought most humans probably had heard the song, but I thought maybe some people hadn't seen the vid, so I posted it.

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  5. I heard Clit'tn made a good speech. The news made me throw up.
    Just recently heard your voice. BRILLIANT! (Is it really your voice? Reply at Twitter, pal please.)

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    1. Yeah, Clinton's speech was great. Now, Obama better give a good one, or the convention will end with a thud sound.

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  6. I'd absolutely vote for any presidential candidate named Abraham! Sounds like a winner to me. :-)

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  7. haha..."Invisible Jimmy Fungus"...that was great.

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