|Some turd-slurping troll e-mailed me to complain about the picture I originally had in this spot, so here is a picture of Shibe Doge instead|
It's Part 2 of my last "Most Controversial Post" post
Demi Lovato Responds to X Factor Contestant (some say she got "owned"); ALSO, Chloe Moretz and Boxxy Respond to Hitler, Big Bird, and the Cookie Monster: This is one of my "most controversial post" posts (but it's only Part One, so it's not THAT controversial, actually.) which was actually Part 3 in a series... So, that would actually make this Part 4. But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say, "That is neither here nor there."
What IS before us, are these intense issues which we are going to discuss...religion, religious fanaticism, agnosticism, and atheism. I pointed that out in the post's title, if anyone was paying attention.
We have already dealt with this issue of
To be fair, let's discuss the rest of the issues in alphabetical order...
|ancient alien atheists expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos|
|"Atheism: Because Babies are Tasty" meme|
|Neil deGrasse Tyson: "HE CAME TO TEACH US THINGS."|
Well, you probably thought I would find some world famous Christian guy to defend the believers' point of view, but I am going to surprise you, by choosing a world famous Muslim guy to do it instead.
Check out this remarkable speech by Muhammad Ali...
|Jesus: "Your girl screams my name..." (creator unknown)|
|disappointed sloth meme (found on the internets)|
Are you all disappointed in me? Well, I am an objective investigative reporter, so I am not going to take sides on any of this...
|Bill Cosby: "If God isn't real then how did beep boopity flip flappity gumbo chops?" (found on the internets)|
Anywho, that will end today's magnificent journey.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Stay classy, Chicago!