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| Some turd-slurping troll e-mailed me to complain about the picture I originally had in this spot, so here is a picture of Shibe Doge instead |
It's Part 2 of my last "Most Controversial Post" post
Demi Lovato Responds to X Factor Contestant (some say she got "owned"); ALSO, Chloe Moretz and Boxxy Respond to Hitler, Big Bird, and the Cookie Monster: This is one of my "most controversial post" posts (but it's only Part One, so it's not THAT controversial, actually.) which was actually Part 3 in a series... So, that would actually make this Part 4. But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say, "That is neither here nor there."
What IS before us, are these intense issues which we are going to discuss...religion, religious fanaticism, agnosticism, and atheism. I pointed that out in the post's title, if anyone was paying attention.
We have already dealt with this issue of
To be fair, let's discuss the rest of the issues in alphabetical order...
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| ancient alien atheists expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos |
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| "Atheism: Because Babies are Tasty" meme |
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| Neil deGrasse Tyson: "HE CAME TO TEACH US THINGS." |
Well, you probably thought I would find some world famous Christian guy to defend the believers' point of view, but I am going to surprise you, by choosing a world famous Muslim guy to do it instead.
Check out this remarkable speech by Muhammad Ali...
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| Jesus: "Your girl screams my name..." (creator unknown) |
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| disappointed sloth meme (found on the internets) |
Are you all disappointed in me? Well, I am an objective investigative reporter, so I am not going to take sides on any of this...
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| Bill Cosby: "If God isn't real then how did beep boopity flip flappity gumbo chops?" (found on the internets) |
Anywho, that will end today's magnificent journey.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Stay classy, Chicago!
hahaha I am a Idon'tGiveAShitLeaveMeAloneist! Very much enjoyed this controversial post.
ReplyDeleteYour LeaveMeAloneism, is starting to look more and more appealing.
DeleteI liked this post. And I'm cool with whatever people believe, as long as their not assholes about it. Like, mention it once, that's cool. But then you try to sell it to me and then call me an idiot for not believing it as well? No thank you.
ReplyDeleteI would agree, Spazz.
DeleteI agree with Dr Tyson. It's better to avoid fruitless debates about religion. My friend Dicky Dawkins is always getting into such debates, even though he promised me he wouldn't after I saved his life. What does he achieve? The atheists remain atheists and the believers continue to believe.
ReplyDeleteGorilla, you know Richard Dawkins?
DeleteI saved his life, it's in my blog.
DeleteI am so totally going to find that blog post, and read it.
DeleteWell it's really a debate that will last until either God shows himself, or religion is denounced by everyone. The debate between being agnostic and being atheist is also a little interesting. Every time I look it up it seems to have a different meaning. At first I believed that an agnostic person was someone who believed in God, but didn't follow any organised religion, and believed that all paths pointed to God. That described me quite well, as those are my beliefs. Then I heard that it was someone who doesn't know for sure if there is or isn't a God. So who knows what I really am. I should just start my own religion.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, The Church of the Rambling Person
DeleteThere has to be a creator because you are here. If humans were just a mass of chemical reactions, I wouldn't resonate at the frequencies in which you make me think. That's proof enough, right?
ReplyDeleteShock, seems plausible.
DeleteWell, there was this one friend of mine who didn't believe in any religion but she believed that there was a "Power" or a "God" who conquers the universe. What are we supposed to call her then? haha
ReplyDeleteYes, Joshua, sounds like a matter of semantics.
DeleteNeil deGrasse Tyson's definition of Agnostic seems to be most peoples definition of Atheist... he must be a very accurite scientist!
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