Friday, October 26, 2012

Goofball Donald Trump's $5 Million Dollar Offer for Obama's College Transcripts Makes Dull Thud Sound on Peanut Gallery Floor

newly invented Donald Trump "HATERS GONNA HATE" meme

Oh my god!  Have you heard about what this knucklehead Donald Trump is up to with his latest publicity stunt??  Well, if you have not heard yet, and the title of this exciting new article is not enough to help clue you in, just watch the vid below...(because I am not gonna waste any more of my precious energy trying to explain this nonsense Trump has gotten himself into!  Sheesh!)




Yeah, and that was a day or so ago. Donald Trump is still trying to keep the pressure on President Obama, by making smart ass tweets from his twitter account...


Donald Trump makes a smart ass tweet about his $5 million dollar off to Obama via twitter



Anyway, notice Donald Trump's twitter user name is "realDonaldTrump."  Which means someone else had at one time taken the user name "DonaldTrump",  and well, that poor person is probably rotting in solitary confinement somewhere for stealing Donald's name.  (Maybe President Obama should pardon him, to tick off the Donald, huh?)

Needless to say, no sane person in the entire country of the U.S.A., or on earth, for that matter, thinks that what Donald is doing here is legitimate, or a good idea. 

I mean...just look at the tweets Donald Trump is getting from his own twitter followers...

 negative response to Donald Trump's $5 million offer to President Obama to release his college transcripts

Yes, Trump gets called every name in the book...  "megalomaniac",  "asshat", "douchecanoe", etc. etc. etc.


Which would be enough to throw the average baboon into a deep depression...

the newly invented "CAN NO LONGER EVEN FEEL ENOUGH... TO HAVE MY JIMMIES RUSTLED" orangutan meme

Not Donald Trump.  He keeps chugging along with higher self esteem than even God Himself.  WOW.  Just wow.

Well, dear ones...that will end our entry today.  What do YOU think about this crazy, insane mess?

Once again God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

11 comments:

  1. transparent....I just imagine Obama becoming all see through

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    1. Kind of like Plastic Man, only different.

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  2. Hey, that's an orangutan not a baboon! Never confuse an ape with a monkey. As for Trump, I heard he had the goods on Obama and was going to drop the bomb on a specified date. When it failed to explode, everyone started pointing at the furry creature on his head.

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    1. I said in the caption it was an orangutan... I said "baboon" in the previous sentence to avoid redundancy. But anywho, I only knew it was an orangutan because world-renowned naturalist, and zooologist Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves told me, other wise I would have had no clue. But you're right. I am lame.

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  3. Well it's a good point, he should just donate the money anyway. I also agree that no one seems to be applying this kind of pressure to Romney. I wonder if it is because he's white. I will also have to bow to the wit of the people who said those things about him. Especially the line about his combover being transparent.

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    1. Yes, if you ever need some good insults, you can find a lot of them on Trump's twitter account.

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  4. No one called him a fuckwit or cuntboy. Those are easily some of my favorite insults.

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    1. JimmyFungus.com didn't have enough bandwidth to post all the insults. I am sure someone called him those too.

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  5. I wonder if he really hates Obama or if it's all just another way to get his face in front of the cameras for a while. His offer is so outrageously stupid, it just makes him look dumb... but his face is in front of the cameras and we're all sitting here talking about him... Hmm...

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  6. haha... "asshat" is a new one for me.

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