Saturday, November 10, 2012

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Break Up, and Boxxy's Cat Dies (yes, bad news all around)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up:  OH GOD WHY??

It's splittsville for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.  No, this is not some nasty rumor.  This is 100% truth, and if I am wrong about it, I won't post anymore Justin Bieber stories for at least 3 days.  That is my pledge to you.

And what my "sources" tell me, is that Selena is the one who initiated the break up.  Justin and Selena. it seems, have been having problems recently, because Selena was losing interest.  Here's what a supposedly reliable, but anonymous source told Radar Online (see: Selena Gomez Sticking It Out With Justin Bieber Because He's "Good For Her Brand"):

"Justin's heart is with Selena because she's his first true love, but Selena is pretty much just riding out the relationship because she knows he's good for her image...  Let's just say that if for some reason Justin's star ever fell, Selena would drop him immediately." 

typical chick (this is probably what happened between Justin and Selena) - via

Well, if I sound angry about this, I am.  But,  I don't think my rage can match the fury of's  roving entertainment reporter, and distinguished poet laureate Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves. Please check out the video below...

And if this wasn't bad enough news.  Boxxy's cat Lulu died.  Or I mean Catie Wayne's cat.  Or I mean Svetlana's cat.  Well, just watch the video...


I just hope and pray that Lulu accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior before she passed.

Anywho, kids.  We haven't done the "SONG OF THE DAY" for awhile...

Beck "Guess I'm Doing Fine"

And for the occasion of today's Song of the Day,  I made this Beck "Guess I'm Doing Fine" meme.  Well, it's not a meme until people start passing it around, so by all means pass it around...  unless you want to be a lazy jerk about it.  Oh, sorry I said that.  I am still upset about Justin and Selena.

Anyway, without further ado, here is today's SONG OF THE DAY which is "Guess I'm Doing Fine" by Beck, and I am dedicating this to the Biebs.  O.K. Beck...Play us out.

Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!


  1. It feels really good when you find out that people are exactly how you think they are. Thank you for proving me right Selena. I don't like Boxxy too much but I do love cats, so she has my sadness :(

  2. The cat dying is sadder news than the Bieber heartbreak. He'll find someone better than this shallow Selina chick. I'd advise him to do what Donny Osmond did and marry a woman who is not in show business and was never his a fan of his.

    1. As long as Justin doesn't start taking advice from Leif Garrett.

  3. I liked Pornhub's response to their breakup: "Don't worry, we have plenty of Latino girls here!".