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Friday, January 25, 2013

AMERICAN IDOL EXPOSED! (Taylor Swift and Darth Vader are also discussed)

"TODAY HAS BEEN RUFF" dog meme (via the internets)

Hello again, true believers.  I have not posted in awhile.  I had a very tumultuous week.  But hopefully things have settled down now, so let's get on with this thing we call "blogging"...

Well, we will be talking about something I have not talked about in this blog for a very long time.  A little television showgram called "American Idol."  The reason I have not talked about it, is my t.v. is broken, and I have been too lazy to fix it.  But luckily, thanks to a little thing called the internets, I no longer really need a television set.

But let's get to the point.  For many people, the charm of the show "American Idol" had to do with the supposed spontaneity of the show.  The many people who would show up to audition, who believed they were great...

...who were perhaps, not so great.  And then always, there was a possibility of discovering a diamond in the rough.  But lately, it appears more obvious than ever, that the fix is in, as far as the choosing of who gets through and who doesn't is concerned.  At least according to Sean Klitzner, who believes he has proven "American Idol" is fake.  (Psssst... This video is kind of long, so if you are short on time, skim it, and go to the next video in which Abraham Fungus Jr. will give a quick rundown on it's contents, and then completely set the record straight.)

And now, here is former Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.'s response, in which he completely sets the record straight...

Alright then, I think that was all pretty self explanatory, so I won't add anything to it.  Instead let's move on to our next topics...

Taylor Swift is dating Darth Vader meme

Anywho, when I made this next video, it was very timely (right after the People's Choice Awards).  Maybe it's not quite as timely now...  but it's amazing entertainment value is still relevant.  So here it is:

Perhaps, it is kind of pathetic that I am relying so much on Taylor Swift news in my attempts to entertain you all...

Taylor Swift "PATHETIC" gif (via the internets)

...but I assure you that this next video, though it has nothing to do with Taylor Swift...

Winnie the Pooh home run derby gif (via the internets) a home run!  The vid concerns the original voice of Darth Vader.  (No, it wasn't James Earl Jones.)  Welp, I won't tell you who it really was here.  I want it to be a surprise, and I want you to watch the video.

Okay.  Just a little bit further to go on our journey today, and I will let you all go back to whatever you were doing.

We will simply conclude with a tradition here at , the "Song of the Day"...

Disco Bill Cosby

Disco Bill, play us out!

Boogie on Your Face by Bill Cosby on Grooveshark

Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!


  1. Was that Bill Murray auditioning for the Darth Vader role? The voice sounded like his. Anyway, I think they should have given the part to Rick Moranis. I don't think the relationship with Taylor Swift will work out - she'll lose her looks long before his helmet begins to rust.

    1. Ahhh, Rick Moranis. I wonder what ever happened to him. To me he will always be the less funny McKenzie Brother. That did sound like Bill Murray. However, it is Bill Fagerbakke the voice of Patrick Star on "Spongebob Squarepants."

  2. Well I don't really care that American Idol is fake because, well, I never watch it. Plus if that's the problem then people are still having to audition really and it means that someone who knows what they're actually doing is deciding if these people should go through or not. One problem I remember people seeming to have is that the judges weren't really good enough to judge musical talent. I'm also slightly surprised by how it's fake. I'm surprised he didn't mention how there's a pre-screening process to decide who gets to see the judges and they let people in who will obviously fail just so people can watch them fail and laugh at the train wreck.

  3. Disco Bill Cosby looks genuinely alarming.

  4. American Idol is meh. I never really liked reality TV shows. It's all BS on the TV anyway.

    Taylor Swift and Darth Vader is the perfect match.

  5. Yeah, it's been a rough week for me too. Also, Taylor Swift? Really? That desperate for news?

  6. Rough couple of years, more like it. Reality TV sucks, imo. I remember the first American Idol, what are they on, like 12?

    1. I have kind of lost track. American Idol has been on a very long time it seems.

  7. I really enjoyed the post, and I especially LOVE the cat's "Self Portrait"! I think it's really true -- we all imagine ourselves differently from how others see us. Great post! :-)

  8. I hadn't heard of that meme. Poor Darth.

    1. That's because I invented that meme... well, partially anywho.




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