Friday, April 12, 2013

Demi Lovato Has a "Heart Attack" and Mister Epic Mann Impersonates a Rhinoceros (also Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber's monkey, Lindsay Lohan, "Surprised Patrick" Star, and PSY's follow-up to "Gangnam Style")

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 Did you know my life sucks?  Alrighty then.  Now that we have that settled, let's get on with perhaps one of our most thrilling blog posts ever published here at JimmyFungus.com.

I have made a goodly number of new videos at my youtube channel, and I am not going to talk about all of them now (that would be insane).  Instead, I will talk about the ones that are either most timely, or are making the biggest impact on our very impressionable society, or both.

My first video I will discuss with you, tackles a major enchilada packed with the most relevant current events happenings.  Among the issues discussed...


"JUSTIN BIEBER:  Even monkeys hate him!" via kai-pachi on DeviantART (DISCLAIMER:  I am a Belieber, and technically do not endorse this sort of thing.)

That crazy situation with Justin Bieber's monkey.

 





"Surprised Patrick" Star with "Losheen" (Losheen is obviously a cute nickname for the combined powers of Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen)

All the crazy stuff Lindsay Lohan has been up to lately...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Kim Jong Un with binoculars... watching PSY doin' it Gangnam Style (I am more than partly responsible for this)
 
 Korean superstar rapper PSY's follw-up to "Gangnam Style" (it's called "Gentleman").   PSSSSST... you can also check out this  PSY "Gentleman" (music review by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves)







Alright. Enough of my mind-numbing chuntering. Here is the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up", this time hosted by our resident comedian Chucky C. Chuckles:











And moving right along, Mister Epic Mann's hit video How Animals Eat Their Food is stampeding through the internets like a charging rhinoceros.

Please watch our very own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' critical analysis of this video below...



This excellent video by the Lord of Fungus has been pretty darn successful so far.  Sadly, that publicity has attracted a fair heaping of negativity.  Below, I am going to post one of what seem to be a growing  plethora of negative comments the video is receiving.  If any of you be so kind please attempt to translate it into human...

blaketedford97 wants Lord Throckmorton to kill herself




This may be very cowardly to say, but I am relieved most of this invective is aimed at Lord Fungusleaves and not me. It is encouraging to note, however, that a very courageous, and thoughtful young youtube user "Ale Olivas" stood firm against the bullying.  "I can't believe some heartless person would tell someone to go kill themself ? Like really grow up," she wrote.   God bless you, Ale.

But on the bright side of things, the unfortunate comment from blaketedford97 does provide an opportunity to switch gears, and talk about some deeper topics...a chance to explore the more burning issues...





"Are you aware of how many feels you were feeling back there?" I Know That Feel meme (found on the internets)


Sometimes it is only when we have the misfortune of staring into the white hot eyes of hatred, can we see the courageousness of compassion and love.





"i am all, yet i am void," space sloth (via lymphnodez.tumblr)


And as JimmyFungus.com's official spiritual adviser Zoroasterisk Fungfucius would say:  "It is only love that can fill the void that is within us.  For the void leads to fear.  Fear leads to anger.  Anger leads to emptiness.  Emptiness leads to more fear, and anger.  Anger leads to more fear, and emptiness,  vice versa and so on.   All of this is going to make you really angry."





"They don't think it be like it is, but it do," the legendary Oscar Gamble.


And in the words of the legendary Oscar Gamble, "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."


Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.


Stay classy, Chicago!

 






6 comments:

  1. Now you've got me wishing Robin had said "Holy Batcow, Batman!". Even Batman may have found it difficult to keep a straight face. The Beatles were planning to call one their tracks "The Void" but changed it to "Tomorrow Never Knows". I think The Void might be some kind of spiritual Buddhist concept, you ought to check it out.

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    1. Much of Zoroasterisk Fungfucius' philosophy is based on Beatles' albums (and not in a Charles Manson-ish kinda way either). I will have to ask him about this.

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  2. I'm sorry to hear that your life isn't going so well, and that people are actually leaving such negative comments but I'm glad that you are (Seemingly) not letting them really get to you and that there are some good people out there still.

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    1. Yes, thank you, Mark. I am hanging in there, and trying to smile through the pain.

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