Friday, March 14, 2014

I Return (an explanation of my absence), ALSO A One Week Sabbatical From Discussing Justin Bieber, AND Bear Memes Are The Next Big Thing , PLUS: Absolutely Disgusting OR Absolutely Beautiful?

brand new Justin Bieber Stop!~Stop! gif


Welcome back, true believers.  How have you been??



"Sooo... how was school" meme  (created by an unknown genius)




Perhaps you have forgotten about me, as I  have not posted in many moons.  I am investigative reporter Jimmy Fungus (my slogan is:   "I investigate.  YOU get informed!").    And in today's post,  I thought, instead of talking about Justin Bieber, or Miley Cyrus, or Taylor Swift, or President Obama...  I would just explain why I have been away for so long...

You see...  as always...  there are many factors involved in such a thing.  My prolonged absence was brought about, partly by a combination of an inexplicable and debilitating bout of melancholia...


brand new BEAR meme I put together (with thanks to the brilliant photographers who snapped these amazing bear pictures and shared them on the internets)


(By the way, did I tell you that bear memes are the next big thing?)  But anywho,  I have not just been slacking like a sad sack of sludge.  I have also been working on things behind the scenes...  things that will make JimmyFungus.com  better than it was before...   BETTER,   STRONGER,   FASTER...


six million dollar man, bionic Family Guy meme "WE CAN REBUILD HIM.  WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY."



I am not going to go into any great deal about these top secret projects I have been engaged in to make JimmyFungus.com (as well as youtube.com/jimmyfungus) a more powerful force on the internets...


I will just say that when these projects are completed,  it will turn JimmyFungus.com into something ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!...   or ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!   Depending who's side you are on, I suppose...



absolutely disgusting OR absolutely beautiful?  gif




And in conclusion, that will end my brief, but exciting return to the internets...





wookie cat meme (via the internets)




Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo...




YOU DISGUST ME baby meme (via the internets)



Stay classy, Chicago!

10 comments:

  1. I'm sure you can impress Wookie Cat. Good luck with these new projects. I'm interested in what they are. Welcome back to the internet too. Sorry to hear you were sick.

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  2. I think your blog is good now! There is nothing like it that I know of.

    That might be Prince in the back seat of the car. :)

    I'm looking forward to more bear memes or bare memes if you are so inclined. Miley would be good.

    That cat looks a lot like my Leo and about as happy as Leo when he's pissed off.

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    1. Definitely more bear memes on the horizon. Thanks so much for the comment!

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  3. The little stop it baby kicks ass. Fun pics. Chicagoans are a funny bunch . . .

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    1. Thank you, sir, and keep on truckin'!

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  4. Good to see you back - I hope it means your melancholia is in remission. I'd like to say 'cured', but I don't want to tempt fate. Babies appear to make serious adult faces when they've got wind - it's an optical illusion. The 'how was school' meme could be a huge hit if you find an animal with the perfect expression on its face. That won't be easy.

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    1. The "how was school" meme was something I happened across on the internets, and I can take no credit for it. Anyway, I would not want to be the one that had to tell the leopard his expression was not up to snuff. I think it's a pretty good expression myself.

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  5. Hi Jimmy! This is my first visit to the Fungal arena. I noticed you're friends with a lot of the people I used to chat to when I had my old blog, so I thought I'd check you out. I like all the memes. Next stop, Mark's page.

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