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Friday, March 14, 2014

I Return (an explanation of my absence), ALSO A One Week Sabbatical From Discussing Justin Bieber, AND Bear Memes Are The Next Big Thing , PLUS: Absolutely Disgusting OR Absolutely Beautiful?

brand new Justin Bieber Stop!~Stop! gif


Welcome back, true believers.  How have you been??



"Sooo... how was school" meme  (created by an unknown genius)




Perhaps you have forgotten about me, as I  have not posted in many moons.  I am investigative reporter Jimmy Fungus (my slogan is:   "I investigate.  YOU get informed!").    And in today's post,  I thought, instead of talking about Justin Bieber, or Miley Cyrus, or Taylor Swift, or President Obama...  I would just explain why I have been away for so long...

You see...  as always...  there are many factors involved in such a thing.  My prolonged absence was brought about, partly by a combination of an inexplicable and debilitating bout of melancholia...


brand new BEAR meme I put together (with thanks to the brilliant photographers who snapped these amazing bear pictures and shared them on the internets)


(By the way, did I tell you that bear memes are the next big thing?)  But anywho,  I have not just been slacking like a sad sack of sludge.  I have also been working on things behind the scenes...  things that will make JimmyFungus.com  better than it was before...   BETTER,   STRONGER,   FASTER...


six million dollar man, bionic Family Guy meme "WE CAN REBUILD HIM.  WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY."



I am not going to go into any great deal about these top secret projects I have been engaged in to make JimmyFungus.com (as well as youtube.com/jimmyfungus) a more powerful force on the internets...


I will just say that when these projects are completed,  it will turn JimmyFungus.com into something ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!...   or ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!   Depending who's side you are on, I suppose...



absolutely disgusting OR absolutely beautiful?  gif




And in conclusion, that will end my brief, but exciting return to the internets...





wookie cat meme (via the internets)




Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo...




YOU DISGUST ME baby meme (via the internets)



Stay classy, Chicago!

DANK MEMES TRENDING ON THE INTERNETS TODAY!

My Personal Twitter Feed! (so exciting)

 
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