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Friday, August 1, 2014

JUSTIN BIEBER VS. ORLANDO BLOOM: A Clash of Celebrity Titans Inspires an Emergency Episode of the Jimmy Fungus Broadcasting System (a discussion ensues about what we can learn from this event, as well as what it means for OUR future)... ALSO Butch Chewy, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Kid's Lives", and Meat Loaf

Grover monster "Trust me I'm a doctor"  emergency gif


Welp, as you all know... I have been trying to convince "Weird Al" Yankovic for years to do a cover of Prince's "Purple Rain" in which he changes the words "Purple Rain" to "Frosted Flakes."  But as Butch Chewy would say, "What's that got to do with the price of Alpo in Cleveland? WOOF!  WOOF!"



BUTCH CHEWY gif


As you probably have gathered from the title of this article, some surprising events this week forced Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves to get off his British behind, and Chuck Fungus to come out of retirement...




Actually, I'm not talking about the trailer for the new SpongeBobSquarePants movie (though I'm sure a gorillion people are excited about that as well), but rather, this brewhaha that developed when feuding rivals Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom bumped into each other at a Spanish restaurant.



WHEN I FIND YOU THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE UNBEARABLE bear meme (via the internets)


It got pretty heated and luckily there were no tragic consequences...




this "Kid's Lives"/Bob's Burgers gif shows the tragic consequences that taunting and bullying each other can have



I'm not going to even try to begin to explain what is going on between these celebrity titans known as Bloom and Bieber...



football dog vs. Incredible Hulk gif



So you better just watch the exciting video below...







Anywho, I hoped we all learned something very important from this weeks events... Like, how about how fame and the adulation of millions does not necessarily equal happiness and contentment...



"Making a million friends is not a miracle...  The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you."


Perhaps some of you think I am getting a bit preachy now, but as the legendary Meat Loaf would say...


DEAL WITH IT gif starring Meat Loaf



*sigh* So we are almost at the end...  and instead of ending this post with SONG OF THE DAY, I thought I instead would share the video with you that inspired the Bob's Burgers gif...







Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo...


Stay classy, Chicago!

11 comments:

  1. I heard about the Bieber/Bloom altercation. Is is true that Bieber called Bloom "bitch" and boasted about bedding his ex-wife? I think I should briefly mention this event in my next post...with disapproval.

    Your imitation of Lennox Lewis's accent reminds me of Kristen Bell's imitation of Russell Brand's accents in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvNuTuiKyIo

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    1. Gorilla, there are conflicting accounts of what happened between Bieber and Bloom, so unless someone has some crystal clear video footage we will never know. I guess I will have to see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" because I am ashamed to say I have not seen it yet.

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    2. Yes, you must see it without delay. Two American actors try to mimic Russell Brand to his face, Mila Kunis has a supporting role.

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    3. Hmm, mocking Russell to his face. He must have received a large salary because I know he would not put up with that normally.

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  2. I heard about the Bieber and Bloom thing. I'll admit the news made me smile a little because, well I think it's about time that Bieber suffered some consequences for his actions.

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    1. ...and the consequences will be unbearable

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  3. Wait, so is the lesson there that if you stand there pointing and laughing at kids, you'll eventually get hit by a car?

    Also, Lord Throckmorton's cat looks terrified.

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    1. Yes, if you laugh at someone you will eventually get hit by a car. I think that is the lesson.

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  4. The lesson here is, if you make an attempt to strike Justin Bieber, you will be hailed as a god.

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    1. Exactly. Even if you miss him by a country mile.

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