Friday, May 22, 2015

Taylor Swift's BAD BLOOD... The Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry Feud Inspires an Amazing Music Video (FAKE FRIENDS GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! #PancakesDontFixBulletHoles)

see:  Fake Friends (Tomodachi Life "Bye Fake Friends" parody)

You may remember when Michael G D'Agostino of A Life Examined requested that I make a video about the falling out between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.  Welp, at the time who would have thunk that this Michael had his paw on the very pulse of the psychic imagination of the celebrity industrial complex, but he did, and the story of Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry has become bigger than even I ever hypothesized that it could be.


Katy Perry & Taylor Swift in happier times (also pictured: Selena Gomez & Hayley Williams)



Now, don't ask me who is to blame for the rift between these 2 queens of pop...



Christopher Walken; "I don't know." ("Ed Glosser: Trivial Psychic" gif)


because I don't know.



Katy Perry as Pepe the Frog & Taylor Swift as Wojack


What I do know is that there was some sort of betrayal...



SOMETIMES THE PERSON YOU'D TAKE A BULLET FOR TURNS OUT TO BE THE ONE BEHIND THE TRIGGER starring goat


Jimmies got severely rustled...




jimmy rustler



And Taylor Swift made this video...





And I made this video (with the help of Wilford Fungus and Burpy Bear)...







And that shall end this week's journey through the internets.  Thank you all for your support and remember... pancakes don't fix bullet holes... or is it band-aids?... ehh, whatever... who cares.



Taylor Swift "band-aids don't fix bullet holes" Bad Blood poster (w/ pancakes)


#PancakesDontFixBulletHoles


#FAKEFRIENDSGETAWAYFROMME


Stay classy, Chicago!

8 comments:

  1. Man, last week a trivia there was a question about this Bad Blood video and I had no idea what they were talking about. Got it wrong, obviously.

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    1. hahaha Looks like I am one week late with this post.

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  2. Who knew that Katy Perry was even friends with Taylor Swift and the rest of the crew. She just always seemed older and different than the rest of them. Either way, I'm on team Taylor Swift becuase I'm pretty sure that she's near perfect. I wonder who Mike is rooting for since he's so involved in it. hehe

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    1. I know it's hard to believe, but Katy and Taylor were friends before they became arch enemies. I don't know who to root for or against... maybe I will root against both of them??

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  3. Is "fart off" a new invention? I've never seen it before. It's actually better than the other f-word because farts do indeed travel through the air. Telling someone to fart off is likening them to a bad smell that needs to go away. I was very disappointed with Mister Spock's comment, though. The real Mister Spock would never have said he loved Taylor Swift. Vulcans don't have such emotional outbursts.

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    1. I am seeing "fart off" a lot in the youtube comments (especially for the music videos). It must be some kind of new craze or something; I will look into it.

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  4. Anyone who doesn't see that pancakes fix bullet holes is someone who doubts the awesome power of pancakes. I do find it kind of odd T-Swift and Perry are apparently feuding though. They both seemed like the nicest people. Swift was only ever mean to her ex boyfriends and Katy Perry was on Sesame Street. Or was supposed to be until it was deemed her outfit was too revealing. Maybe she's trying to seek revenge over that.

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    1. Good point, Mark. How could an evil person go on Sesame Street? God would not allow it.

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