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Friday, July 24, 2015

People Giving Dolphins Cigarettes??? (Can We Even Trust Ourselves Anymore?)

dolphins against smoking gif


A horrible plague has fallen across our culture, folks.



young spelling bee contestant heroically spells "Iridocyclitis"


 A plague even more contagious than Iridocyclitis...






That's right.  It seems some unsavory individuals have been trying to get dolphins addicted to cigarettes, and Wilford Fungus is mad as hell about it!





I mean... can we even trust ourselves anymore???



"trust nobody, not even yourself" (rustled jimmies version)



Wilford asks this question, as well as goes off about some "hate mail" received about the Ariana Grande donut slurping video...






Which is the perfect segue into our song of the day...





Oscar the Grouch's anthem


Play us out, Oscar!

5 comments:

  1. You can give a dolphin as many cigarettes as you like, but it isn't really smoking if it puts them in its mouth, because dolphins breathe through their blowholes. I hope you don't make this information public, because I'd hate to see some fiend sticking a cigarette in a dolphin's blowhole,.

    Moses sounds more like the Mysterons than the last person who sounded like the Mysterons. I'd like to hear him recite some Mysteron dialogue.

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    1. Gorilla, I promise not to speak of the blowholes ever again. As for Moses Fungus, I think he probably would object to reciting anything other than verses from the book of Deuteronomy.

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  2. Getting hate mail means you've made it really. People are giving dolphins fags? That's just not cool.

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