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Friday, April 26, 2013

Justin Bieber's Magic Bus Busted for Pot, We "Release the Kraken" on Harry Styles of One Direction, and Dove Beauty Sketches (of Wilford Brimley)

"MOTHER OF GOD WHY??" Justin Bieber meme


So, you have probably heard by now, there are more whiffs of weedy scandal surrounding Justin Bieber...




puppet facepalm animated gif (found on the internets)



Yeah.  I feel bad about it too.  But I think I will do like they do at the American Music Awards, and save what everyone wants to hear for last, so that I am freed up to talk about some other important issues first...




"CHILL, MAN.  JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME" ~ sloth meme (from the internets)



And so it was that the Liam Neeson "Release the Kraken" meme craze hit the internets.  (SEE:  Clash of the Titans: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!)  Though, I am perhaps the last person to catch wind of it, that did not stop me from jumping on the bandwagon...


"RELEASE THE KRAKEN" meme starring Liam Neeson and Wilford Brimley (more on him in a bit)



So, I made this delightful "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" video on my very own youtube channel featuring Harry Styles of One Direction.





Well, well, well.  Some of you may notice this is kind of a sequel to an earlier video I made...  and that's okay, because I have made some exciting completely new videos this week.  One of them is a delightful parody video in reaction to the smash viral hit "Dove Real Beauty Sketches"  which is a commercial for Dove soap, containing the apparently uplifting message "you are more beautiful than you think." 



Here is my reaction/response, which was originally entitled "Dove Real Beauty Sketches (of Wilford Brimley)"...









famous Tim & Eric mind blown explosion gif




And if all this has not been enough to blow your mind, last but not least, here is Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' exciting report on the Justin Bieber situation we are now all engulfed in...






Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.


Stay classy, Chicago!



Friday, April 19, 2013

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (please someone tell me, because I have no idea)...ALSO, The Unveiling of Jake Brickhead

"Been Waiting 3 Hourz...For a High Five" cat meme (found on the internets)



I certainly know how this kitty feels.  I have been left hanging more than my fair share number of times.  Though it seems that just this once I have left myself hanging.  You see JimmyFungus.com's very own official sports analyst, Jake Brickhead, made this video for http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus regarding a ridiculous interview given by U.S. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte (promoting his new reality show "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?") on the FOX show "Good Day Philadelphia." Yes, well, you can see the video below...






I thought this would be an excellent opportunity to do a post with all of the best "WWLD: What Would  Lochte Do?" memes, from all across the internets.  But much to my consternation I discovered there is really no such thing.  The closest thing I could find was "What Would Lincoln Do" memes...but those are so four score and seven years ago.



Instead of a Ryan Lochte meme, here is a nice picture of a sloth who has been swimming.  (via the internets)


Though, if you truly want to discuss memes,  I guess I could write a little bit about Gorilla Bananas' (of http://japingape.blogspot.com) comment on my last post, in which he said he thought Hayley Williams looked a lot like "Overly Attached Girlfriend" Laina Walker.

Hayley Williams and Spongebob Squarepants



"Overly Attached Girlfriend" Laina Walker and Rebecca Black... "when memes collide"


Well, I'll be damned!  Gorilla was right.  They do look alike!  Which segues perfectly into my next topic, which is a brief discussion of one of my other recent videos at youtube starring Moe Doodle.  The title of this video is "Moe, don't pull the rope!", and you can conveniently watch this video below...






And now...






Oh my.  I do believe that's about all we have time for today.


Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.



Star Trek reaction gif



I am outta here!


Stay classy, Chicago.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Kim Jong Un Looking at Things with Binoculars (perhaps the best compilation of "Kim Jong Un looking at things with binoculars" gifs known to the free world...oh, and a video too)

Hello again, true believers.  Welcome to a very special mid-week edition of JimmyFungus.com.  Probably by now you realize that this entry is about North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un (and his binoculars).  Evidently, when Kim Jong Un (or Kim Jong-un....whatever) is not busy oppressing his people, he is busy using the best pair of binoculars he could find at the local Walmart to "look at things."  Anyway, you would think there would be some really amazing gifs on this subject across the vast expanse of the internets, but there really aren't.  So, what did I do?  I made a batch of my own.  






Annnnd here are the gifs...


Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at PSY singing "Gentleman" gif


Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Taylor Swift gif



Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez gif


Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Charlie Sheen gif



Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at Hayley Williams and Spongebob Squarepants gif



Kim Jong Un looking at 50 Cent and "Surprised" Patrick Star



Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at a crying baby and dancing gorillas gif


Kim Jong Un with binoculars looking at the Death Star explode gif



Well, that will do it for this super special important mid-week surprise post.  Once again God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.


Stay classy, Chicago!


Friday, April 12, 2013

Demi Lovato Has a "Heart Attack" and Mister Epic Mann Impersonates a Rhinoceros (also Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber's monkey, Lindsay Lohan, "Surprised Patrick" Star, and PSY's follow-up to "Gangnam Style")

"Adventure Time" LIFE SUCKS gif
 Did you know my life sucks?  Alrighty then.  Now that we have that settled, let's get on with perhaps one of our most thrilling blog posts ever published here at JimmyFungus.com.

I have made a goodly number of new videos at my youtube channel, and I am not going to talk about all of them now (that would be insane).  Instead, I will talk about the ones that are either most timely, or are making the biggest impact on our very impressionable society, or both.

My first video I will discuss with you, tackles a major enchilada packed with the most relevant current events happenings.  Among the issues discussed...


"JUSTIN BIEBER:  Even monkeys hate him!" via kai-pachi on DeviantART (DISCLAIMER:  I am a Belieber, and technically do not endorse this sort of thing.)

That crazy situation with Justin Bieber's monkey.

 





"Surprised Patrick" Star with "Losheen" (Losheen is obviously a cute nickname for the combined powers of Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen)

All the crazy stuff Lindsay Lohan has been up to lately...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 photo kim-jong-un-binoculars-psy-gangnam-style-large-gif.gif
Kim Jong Un with binoculars... watching PSY doin' it Gangnam Style (I am more than partly responsible for this)
 
 Korean superstar rapper PSY's follw-up to "Gangnam Style" (it's called "Gentleman").   PSSSSST... you can also check out this  PSY "Gentleman" (music review by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves)







Alright. Enough of my mind-numbing chuntering. Here is the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up", this time hosted by our resident comedian Chucky C. Chuckles:











And moving right along, Mister Epic Mann's hit video How Animals Eat Their Food is stampeding through the internets like a charging rhinoceros.

Please watch our very own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' critical analysis of this video below...



This excellent video by the Lord of Fungus has been pretty darn successful so far.  Sadly, that publicity has attracted a fair heaping of negativity.  Below, I am going to post one of what seem to be a growing  plethora of negative comments the video is receiving.  If any of you be so kind please attempt to translate it into human...

blaketedford97 wants Lord Throckmorton to kill herself




This may be very cowardly to say, but I am relieved most of this invective is aimed at Lord Fungusleaves and not me. It is encouraging to note, however, that a very courageous, and thoughtful young youtube user "Ale Olivas" stood firm against the bullying.  "I can't believe some heartless person would tell someone to go kill themself ? Like really grow up," she wrote.   God bless you, Ale.

But on the bright side of things, the unfortunate comment from blaketedford97 does provide an opportunity to switch gears, and talk about some deeper topics...a chance to explore the more burning issues...





"Are you aware of how many feels you were feeling back there?" I Know That Feel meme (found on the internets)


Sometimes it is only when we have the misfortune of staring into the white hot eyes of hatred, can we see the courageousness of compassion and love.





"i am all, yet i am void," space sloth (via lymphnodez.tumblr)


And as JimmyFungus.com's official spiritual adviser Zoroasterisk Fungfucius would say:  "It is only love that can fill the void that is within us.  For the void leads to fear.  Fear leads to anger.  Anger leads to emptiness.  Emptiness leads to more fear, and anger.  Anger leads to more fear, and emptiness,  vice versa and so on.   All of this is going to make you really angry."





"They don't think it be like it is, but it do," the legendary Oscar Gamble.


And in the words of the legendary Oscar Gamble, "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."


Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.


Stay classy, Chicago!

 






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