Did you know my life sucks? Alrighty then. Now that we have that settled, let's get on with perhaps one of our most thrilling blog posts ever published here at JimmyFungus.com.
I have made a goodly number of new videos at my youtube channel, and I am not going to talk about all of them now (that would be insane). Instead, I will talk about the ones that are either most timely, or are making the biggest impact on our very impressionable society, or both.
My first video I will discuss with you, tackles a major enchilada packed with the most relevant current events happenings. Among the issues discussed...
"JUSTIN BIEBER: Even monkeys hate him!" via kai-pachi on DeviantART (DISCLAIMER: I am a Belieber, and technically do not endorse this sort of thing.)
That crazy situation with Justin Bieber's monkey.
"Surprised Patrick" Star with "Losheen" (Losheen is obviously a cute nickname for the combined powers of Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen)
All the crazy stuff Lindsay Lohan has been up to lately...
Kim Jong Un with binoculars... watching PSY doin' it Gangnam Style (I am more than partly responsible for this)
Alright. Enough of my mind-numbing chuntering. Here is the latest episode of "Current Events Rodeo Round-Up", this time hosted by our resident comedian Chucky C. Chuckles:
And moving right along, Mister Epic Mann's hit video How Animals Eat Their Food is stampeding through the internets like a charging rhinoceros.
Please watch our very own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' critical analysis of this video below...
This excellent video by the Lord of Fungus has been pretty darn successful so far. Sadly, that publicity has attracted a fair heaping of negativity. Below, I am going to post one of what seem to be a growing plethora of negative comments the video is receiving. If any of you be so kind please attempt to translate it into human...
blaketedford97 wants Lord Throckmorton to kill herself
This may be very cowardly to say, but I am relieved most of this invective is aimed at Lord Fungusleaves and not me. It is encouraging to note, however, that a very courageous, and thoughtful young youtube user "Ale Olivas" stood firm against the bullying. "I can't believe some heartless person would tell someone to go kill themself ? Like really grow up," she wrote. God bless you, Ale.
But on the bright side of things, the unfortunate comment from blaketedford97 does provide an opportunity to switch gears, and talk about some deeper topics...a chance to explore the more burning issues...
"Are you aware of how many feels you were feeling back there?" I Know That Feel meme (found on the internets)
Sometimes it is only when we have the misfortune of staring into the white hot eyes of hatred, can we see the courageousness of compassion and love.
"i am all, yet i am void," space sloth (via lymphnodez.tumblr)
And as JimmyFungus.com's official spiritual adviser Zoroasterisk Fungfucius would say: "It is only love that can fill the void that is within us. For the void leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to emptiness. Emptiness leads to more fear, and anger. Anger leads to more fear, and emptiness, vice versa and so on. All of this is going to make you really angry."
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do," the legendary Oscar Gamble.
And in the words of the legendary Oscar Gamble, "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Walt Disney's "Paperman" will be the subject of the first ever episode of "Forver Alone Theater"
Welcome back, true believers. Thankfully, that awful day Valentine's Day is behind us for another year...
This is what I was doing on Valentine's Day...
Stewie from "Family Guy" chillin' by the fireplace gif (via mousieeetravis tumblr)
So, what did you do on Valentine's Day?
Anywho, there is a whole lot going on today as far as JimmyFungus.com related news is concerned (a real post Valentine's Day massacre), including 2 new youtube videos presented by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, as well as well as the first ever episode of "Forever Alone Theater" which is hosted by the resident comedian (and now official relationship expert) of http://jimmyfungus.com, Chucky C. Chuckles. Well, just listen to the podcast for more info....
Here's Disney's "Paperman" short animated film...
Here's the first ever episode of "Forever Alone Theater" and Chucky C. Chuckles' review of "Paperman"...
Here's that guy from "Jersey Shore" who hates every single one of us... well, not YOU... He probably hates me though.
the "My name is John, and I hate every single one of you... Sh*t was SO CASH!" guy
Moving right along...
Demi Lovato has a new album, and a brand new single coming out on March 4th called "Heart Attack." Watch the latest episode of the Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves' "Current Events Rodeo Roundup" here:
Demi Lovato "HEART ATTACK" cover art (and a giant cat)
In addition to all this wonderment, Lord Throckmorton is continuing his series of "channel reviews" on the Shane Dawson youtube channels. Check out the latest sexciting installment here:
Demi Lovato, Britney Spears, Simon Cowell, Spiderman, and a bald guy, on The X Factor
The X Factor premiered last night, but my tv is so darn broke, not even Spiderman could fix it, so I didn't get to watch it, but I'm sure it was very exciting. Anywho, the internet is abuzz with Demi Lovato supposedly getting "owned" by a contestant on the X Factor. More on that in a bit...
But FIRST we are going to do this... See, this is Part 1 of Part 3 of my series of "most controversial post" posts. Since this is only Part 1 of Part 3 and not Part 2, which would actually be Part 4 (but, now we're getting ahead of ourselves, aren't we?), it will not be that controversial. So, if you were planning on saying "well, that wasn't that controversial" in the comments section, you don't have to. But, if you want to, I suppose that is your right. It would just be kind of redundant, because I already pointed that out.
Anywho, i've been wanting to make these Chloe Moretz, Boxxy, Hitler, Big Bird, and the Cookie Monster memes for sometime now.. But for whatever reason, never got around to it now.
So without further ado, here they are...
Chloe Moretz and Boxxy React to Big Bird, and the Cookie Monster Canoeing with Hitler
Chloe Moretz reacting to Big Bird, Hitler, the Cookie Monster, and some little green muppet guy
Boxxy reacting to Big Bird, Hitler, the Cookie Monster, and some little green guy (I don't know who he is)
Demi Lovato Gets "Owned"?
Demi Lovato gets her jimmies rustled by a contestant on The X Factor
Welp, some people are making a big deal about this. Seems a contestant on The X Factor mouthed off at Demi Lovato. Anywho, I will just post the video down below, and let you come to your own conclusions... And THEN (this is exciting) I will post Independent Presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.'s reaction,... his new "I Have a Dream" speech...
Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.'s "I Have a Dream Speech"
Well, that ends another brilliant day here at JimmyFungus.com. Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
exciting Paul McCartney and Wings gif (made by me)
It seems that "hell on wheels" Demi Lovato "almost killed" former Beatle and hero to many, many people Sir Paul McCartney. Unfortunately, the only proof I have that this incident occurred is a tweet from Demi Lovato's twitter page (see below)...
and this news article...SEE: Demi Lovato almost killed Paul McCartney - Popjustice . “I was pulling into a parking space that some guys were standing in the middle of, and almost hit them… When one of the guys turned around… It was a BEATLE… Yes, YOU HEARD ME… SIR PAUL McCARTNEY!!!” says Demi. She also says Paul was very "sweet" about the whole thing, and it was a thrill to meet him. I just hope she doesn't try this with Sir Elton John next time.
And now for something completely different...
Dammit, I would have reported this yesterday, but I was laid up in bed after a bad experience with a submarine sandwich. It seems the Simpsons live in Oregon...Springfield, OREGON. SEE: 'Simpsons' creator reveals location of Springfield | Inside TV | EW.com I had always hoped that it was Springfield, Illinois. Yet another kick in the crotch for my home state... At least we still have the Jerry Springer Show.
Disney's "Brave"
But there is some good news. Disney has this amazing looking animated feature coming out this summer...in 3D...called "Brave."
Disney "Brave" poster
"Brave" follows the story of Princess Merida, and her quest to be the master of her own destiny, and control her own fate...
If "Brave" isn't on your MUST SEE list this summer, then you are either Amish or quite completely insane. Watch the trailer down below...
Boxxy aka Catie Wayne continues to spread her message of peace and love across the universe, with...a new video. I would have expected it to be on her boxxybabee channel, but instead it was on her anewhopeee channel (with 3 e's) which kinda threw me off... but Boxxy is all crafty like that. The latest vid is called "storytime", and you can check it out down below...
Once again...God bless you, and thank you for your support.
