AMERICAN IDOL EXPOSED! (Taylor Swift and Darth Vader are also discussed)

"TODAY HAS BEEN RUFF" dog meme (via the internets)

Hello again, true believers.  I have not posted in awhile.  I had a very tumultuous week.  But hopefully things have settled down now, so let's get on with this thing we call "blogging"...

Well, we will be talking about something I have not talked about in this blog for a very long time.  A little television showgram called "American Idol."  The reason I have not talked about it, is my t.v. is broken, and I have been too lazy to fix it.  But luckily, thanks to a little thing called the internets, I no longer really need a television set.

But let's get to the point.  For many people, the charm of the show "American Idol" had to do with the supposed spontaneity of the show.  The many people who would show up to audition, who believed they were great...

...who were perhaps, not so great.  And then always, there was a possibility of discovering a diamond in the rough.  But lately, it appears more obvious than ever, that the fix is in, as far as the choosing of who gets through and who doesn't is concerned.  At least according to Sean Klitzner, who believes he has proven "American Idol" is fake.  (Psssst... This video is kind of long, so if you are short on time, skim it, and go to the next video in which Abraham Fungus Jr. will give a quick rundown on it's contents, and then completely set the record straight.)




And now, here is former Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.'s response, in which he completely sets the record straight...



Alright then, I think that was all pretty self explanatory, so I won't add anything to it.  Instead let's move on to our next topics...

Taylor Swift is dating Darth Vader meme

Anywho, when I made this next video, it was very timely (right after the People's Choice Awards).  Maybe it's not quite as timely now...  but it's amazing entertainment value is still relevant.  So here it is:





Perhaps, it is kind of pathetic that I am relying so much on Taylor Swift news in my attempts to entertain you all...

Taylor Swift "PATHETIC" gif (via the internets)

...but I assure you that this next video, though it has nothing to do with Taylor Swift...

Winnie the Pooh home run derby gif (via the internets)

...is a home run!  The vid concerns the original voice of Darth Vader.  (No, it wasn't James Earl Jones.)  Welp, I won't tell you who it really was here.  I want it to be a surprise, and I want you to watch the video.





Okay.  Just a little bit further to go on our journey today, and I will let you all go back to whatever you were doing.

We will simply conclude with a tradition here at JimmyFungus.com , the "Song of the Day"...

Disco Bill Cosby

Disco Bill, play us out!




Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Celebrate Christmas with Hitler and Abraham Fungus Jr.!

CHRISTMAS SUCKS: When you come out of the bathroom, and Hitler has stolen your seat (via the internets)

Merry Christmas, kids.  Well, as you know, true believers...today is Christmas,  so I thought it would be a good time for another one of my Adolph Hitler posts...

Hitler gets lost animated gif (see Hitler's Christmas)

Anywho,  it was my original intention for Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves and myself to produce another episode of my series "UNTRUE HITLER STORIES" for my youtube channel (which by the way has been a completely dismal failure of a youtube series so far).  But the Lord of Fungus was way too busy with Christmas preparations...

Grinch animated gif (via leavingfootprintsallovertown.tumblr)

Luckily, since the presidential election season is over, former Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. hasn't had a lot to do.  So, he has been making some cool videos for me of late.  They are not necessarily directly related to Christmas,  but they are religious in nature (which probably has a lot more to do with Christmas than 90% of the Christmas mumbo jumbo you see reported by the mainstream anti-Rebecca Black media!).

So, the first Abraham Fungus Jr. video that I am posting for you was a response to the Amazing Atheist of youtube, and the Amazing Atheist's very timely Christmas video "Jesus is a Scumbag."

The Amazing Atheist: As seen on Youtube (via Party9999999 on deviantART)

So here is the Amazing Atheist's video "Jesus is a Scumbag!"...




...and here is Abraham Fungus Jr.'s response to the Amazing Atheist.






Being that Abraham Fungus Jr. is not only my top news & politics analyst, but also my End Times biblical prophecy expert, I asked him if he would mind doing me a vid on the "end of the world" issue as well.

Nostradamus predicts the end of the world "Gangnam Style" meme (via the internets)

Then I came across a video by William Tapley (aka "the third eagle of the Apocalypse" and "co-prophet of the End Times") who hosts a show called "Revelation Unraveled."  When I viewed Mr. Tapley's video "The Antichrist Arrives Gangnam Style", I felt it was important that Abraham Fungus Jr. produce a response video as soon as possible, or before the Second Coming of Christ (whichever came first).


So here is William Tapley's video "The Antichrist Arrives Gangnam Style!"...




...and here is my Biblical prophecy expert Abraham Fungus Jr.'s response to "The Antichrist Arrives Gangnam Style!"






Welp, dear friends.  That is all the amazing new Christmas content I have available for you today.  Once again, Merry Christmas, and please remember to support your local zoo.

"Tax the Rich: An Animated Fairy Tale" (narrated by Ed Asner) instigates an epic political pissing contest

"I HAVE TO PEE"  Cat.

Well, I believe it was LBJ who once said that he would rather have people inside his political big tent pissing out, than outside the big tent pissing in.  Unfortunately, political discourse in this country has degenerated to the point where people are peeing all over the place...inside, outside, up and down.  Though honesty compels me to report, I am not all that upset about this, because it's kind of entertaining.  O.k., let's learn a little bit more...

"Dot's Poetry Corner" via "The Animaniacs"

It seems that world famous actor Edward Asner narrated a video in support of the California Federation of Teachers called "Tax the Rich: An Animated Fairy Tale."  You can check it out below...





It also seems, that the video was a little too blunt with regards to it's attack on the 1% because they are VERY angry about it.  Although the 1% are a very small part of the population of the U.S.A., they have really BIG mouths that they use to complain a lot.  Anywho, Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin are super P.O.'d about the "Tax the Rich" vid...

trickle down economics?

Long story short, Hannity had one of the FOX News "producers" ambush Mr. Asner to ask him about the scene in the video that supposedly made Sean the most angry, in which super rich people seem to be taking a whiz on average Americans.  (This scene it appears has since been edited out of the video, but Sean is probably still mad.) 


Ed  then asks the FOX News "producer" if he can take a whiz on HIM, which is the funniest part of the report if you ask me (I know.  No one did ask me.).  Michelle Malkin also chimes in with her commentary, but I already have a headache as it is while I am writing this, so I didn't watch that part...so, I cannot comment on that.

But honesty compels me to report, it seems a bit hypocritical for FOX News to be outraged about certain kinds of whiz, and not other kinds of whiz...  I mean considering the stunt former FOX News host Glenn Beck pulled just days ago.

Glenn Beck's "Obama in Pee Pee" artwork

 Welp, if you missed that whole controversy then just read my article WTF IS THIS!...WTF WAS THAT!? (first episode ever): Featuring Cat and also that goofball Glenn Beck. 

But, I digress.  Is there anything that can be done to stop this endless political bickering between the two sides, before America falls off the fiscal cliff?  Luckily former Independent presidential candidate (and new political commentator for JimmyFungus.com) Abraham Fungus Jr.has a solution.  Please watch today's special video from my very own youtube channel below...





Way to go, Abraham!

Chuck Norris thumbs up gif

Even the Chuck Norris gif is impressed.


Once again, thank you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Post-Election Extravaganza: It's Over for "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney

Abigael got sick to death of hearing about "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney

So, it came to pass that this little girl became the poster child for the 2012 Election Campaign.  (SEE:  Tired of Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney)  Luckily for her AND us, our long national nightmare is finally over, and there has been yet another peaceful transition of power.  Well, NO, actually that is wrong.  We are in exactly the same place we were before the major political parties spent a gorillion billion dollars (money that could have been spent on ohh say cancer research, education, 30 trillion pizzas and 900 billion gallons of Dr. Pepper...anything would be better than THIS) on "getting their message out."  The House is Republican, and "the Prez" and Senate...Democrats.  Exactly where we started from.

Bad Luck Brian

Anywho, our very own JimmyFungus.com endorsed Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.  broached a very good idea to me today.  Why not introduce a constitutional amendment outlawing the use of ANY money in politics?  "The Constitution should provide that each candidate be dropped on a deserted island with nothing but a laptop computer, and a pencil bag full of magic markers to get their message out to the voters.  Let them all duke it out in this fashion, and the best man, woman, or transgender person will certainly emerge victorious!" Abraham told me in a private conversation (well, it's not private anymore).  Though honesty compels me to report that Abraham Fungus Jr. would probably not excel in such a brutal competition.  He even forgot to register to vote, and could not even vote for himself.  But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say, "That is neither here nor there." 

So, it seems that the winner of last night's election is not Bronco Obamma, or even the American people for that matter.  The true winner is ME, because I get bragging rights on predicting exactly what was going to happen almost a full 2 months ago.  SEE:  Obama Will Win:  I personally guarantee an election victory for President Obama

Yup, an endless parade of over-paid pundits (Karl Rove, Dick Morris, George F. Will) all wear the dunce cap today, but not the honorable James Earl Fungus I.

It is no wonder so many important people read JimmyFungus.com!

President Obama at the computer

Anyway, I had to make an exciting youtube video celebrating my very awesome, and successful prediction, so please check it out below, because it is also awesome...

Darth Vader for president poster?  (I don't know what this is.  I found it on the internets.)

There are winners...and there's losers...but that ain't no big deal...  as the legendary John Mellencamp once sang.

Darth Vader "Epic Fail" poster (found on the internets)

And there definitely were some losers last night, and those losers are the Republicans, and the Republican party.  But cheer up you losers, because I made you your own youtube video too!

It's a compilation of "Best Epic Fails."  Check it out below...



Ok.  Stay tuned, true believers, because I'll be back soon, with more post-election updates, and coverage of these developing stories.

Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Justin Bieber Throws Up On Stage (and an urgent message from Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.)

Stewie from Family Guy throwing up (gif)

I hate to publicize something like this at the expense of the Biebs (who just happens to be the world's numero uno pop star), but it is a compelling human interest story, and besides, it may also have a bearing on the U.S. presidential election.

"I'M A POP SENSATION" (gif via mishasteaparty.tumblr.com)

It seems that an unfortunate mishap occurred at a Justin Bieber concert in Arizona.  Of course, only God Himself knows the full story of why it came to pass...but Bieber threw up, right on stage.

Justin Bieber and Stewie throwing up on stage

As always, pics or it didn't happen, so here is a video of this Justin Bieber throwing up fiasco...



  And here's Justin Bieber's "throwing up" apology he made to fans in the arena...





And most important of all, here is an emergency message on this issue from Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. ...

Once again...thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Mitt Romney Choo Choo Chooses Paul Ryan to be his Running Mate (Independent Presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. is not impressed)

that post gave Spiderman cancer

I know not that many people love to read my political posts...but come on...it's not going to be that bad.  Besides there is some pretty big news today, and I would be journalistically remiss if I didn't mention it.  It seems Mitt Romney has finally chosen his running mate, and it has shaken up the political world.  Being the investigative reporter that I am, I am going to report on it even though almost no one reads my political stories, unless I include a picture of ancient aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos.  And the even worse news is, I am all out of pictures of Giorgio Tsoukalos.

here is a pic of Bad Luck Brian, since I am all out of pics of Giorgio Tsoukalos

So Mitt Romney chooses Wisconsin congressman Paul Ryan, a favorite of the Tea Party to be his running mate, and here is my quick analysis:  It seems like the Romney team is employing the old Karl Rove strategy of firing up the base to win an election.  If Romney was holding out any hope of winning this election with the moderates, or the people on the fences that could go either way, he would have picked someone drab and inoffensive like Tim Pawlenty.  Or he would have picked a woman, or an African Amercan, or at least someone who wasn't a white dude exactly like himself.  Romney seems to be writing off the middle.  He is expecting a close election, and he is hoping to win it by firing up the true believers.   (Pssst by the way..  read my article Hot Problems 2 "Like a Princess": the Double Take girls make a new music video AND decide to run for president; ALSO Mitt Romney's running mate (our first ever episode of "who is it?" in the history of this website) to see a list of choices for Romney's vp that would have been a lot better than Paul Ryan.)

Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and Unimpressed McKayla Maroney

Enough of what I think...what does JimmyFungus.com endorsed Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. think of all this.  Just check out the video below to find out...

Orson Welles' hand clapping gif

Orson Welles seems to be impressed with Abraham Fungus Jr.s statement...

If Romney's strategy backfires, President Obama will be doing some applauding of his own.

President Obama clapping gif


Well, dear friends, that's all I have for you today.  Once again thank you and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago.

Justin Bieber and Paris Jackson Honor Michael at Hollywood Ceremony

In a very nice hand print and footprint ceremony in Hollywood recently,  Paris Jackson and Justin Bieber both spoke very eloquently, honoring Paris' late, great father Michael.





While both stopped short of making an endorsement for president....I believe in my heart of hearts they are both praying for the election of Funguzz Vizzion endorsed Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr.