Sesame Street Meme: Bert Sneezes His Nose Off 👃

Bertstrip or Sesame Street Meme

I made this exciting new Sesame Street Meme (ft. Bert of the iconic duo Bert and Ernie) on twitter awhile back.  It's based on the episode of Bert and Ernie in which Bert sneezes his nose off.👃 

Bert Sneezes his nose off gif

Despite Mounting Failures, We Here at JimmyFungus.com Continue to Press On (Chucky C. Chuckles continues his Worldwide Comedy Tour & Dogmorton Fungusleaves invents the RUFF ROLL)

Bert & Ernie gif (I honestly don't know why Bert has not left Ernie after all the messes he has gotten him into over the years)

Welcome back, dear friends.  I continue to carry a lot on my plate... striving to bring you not only exciting memes and gifs week after week... but entertaining youtube videos as well.


Are you ready for them?  (I don't think that you are.)

new MY JIMMIES ARE READY with Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

Welp, this week we continue the Chucky C. Chuckles world comedy tour (which is being received all over with tepid enthusiasm)...

Chucky C. Chuckles worldwide comedy tour continues

Here is actual footage of Mr. Chuckles's latest performance from my very own youtube channel...




As usual, Chucky provides us with a load of laughs, as well as a load of feels...

feels in the rain (created by an unknown genius)

How excited you must be to find out, however, that wasn't the only video posted on my youtube channel this week...

Rick Astley gif

It was Dogmorton Fungusleaves (Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves's pooch) that pointed out to me,  people can't RICK ROLL each other anymore because frankly,  RICK ROLLING is yesterday's news.

things Rick Astley will NEVER do (via the internets)

So Dogmorton Fungusleaves and I conceived a new version of the RICK ROLL called the RUFF ROLL. If you don't believe me just watch the video below...





So, there ya go.  You can use the RUFF ROLL to troll your friends, neighbors, co-workers... your father, your mother, your brother, your lover...whoever.

Ok, moving on.  Speaking of passing things around, do you remember how I discussed a few weeks earlier that we here at JimmyFungus.com are on a quest to make exciting new memes and pass them around the internets?  Honestly, I didn't think anybody would agree to cooperate with me, but Jax at raviolisandwaterworks.com actually listened to me and spread the "brussel sprouts do a body good" meme around a bit... so, WAY TO GO, JAX!!


Anywho, here is this week's meme featuring Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf...

new Shia LaBeouf meme

And there are many more memes and gifs on the horizon, but they will have to wait until next time, for we are out of time, and out of breath.

the San Diego chicken is devastated after a defeat

Thank you, and goodnight.

Controversial Sesame Street Memes (Has the internet gone too far this time?)... ALSO, the Worst Comedian in the World, and Lying Dad

"Wake up!" dog.

Welp, I should have learned by now that when I try to take a 15 minute nap, it will surely turn into a 6 hour one...

time to brush the poodle

When I finally did wake up, I was not in too great a mood.  I would have just stayed in bed, except for you guys... for I have not updated my website in a long time, and it's getting shameful.


So I drank a gallon of cola and pressed onward...

FULLER GO EASY ON THE PEPSI (new meme)

Anywho, let's get on with our post.   I have some good news and bad news...

guy gives Jesus M&Ms (via the internets)

The good news is that THIS is no longer the most offensive meme on the internets.

Ernie is portrayed as a serial killer in a horrifying new meme spreading across the internets

The bad news is that some meme-maker has saw fit to degrade and defile the unblemished reputations of Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street.  I don't know why one would decide to pick on Bert and Ernie (why not Siskel and Ebert, or Batman and Robin... or Hall and Oates???)


Anywho, I suggest you watch the video below from my very own youtube channel for more information...





But, that's not all that happened since I last met with all of you.

2 memes collide - Pepe the Frog and the Feels Guy (created by an unknown genius)

The self proclaimed "worst comedian in the world" (as well as being a very distressed and tortured individual) Chucky C. Chuckles did a comedy set at his place of employment Diarrhea Burger. You can watch the video from my very own youtube channel below...

COOL STORY, BRO cat (new meme)

And I shall close with a very moving video I found, obviously not from my channel, but I had to share it because it was so good...

Bruce Lee quote on feels (created by an unknown genius)

Until next time... stay classy, Chicago.

Chicago Says Goodbye to Comedian Dan Ronan (also discussed...2 of my other favorite comedians: Ryan Willis and Donald Trump)

newspaper cat gets a thumbs up from Godzilla gif

When I was reading the morning newspaper the other day, an unlikely headline grabbed my attention.  A young comedian from the area had passed away.  (SEE:  Dan Ronan, Chicago comedian, dies at 24) 

Sadly, I had not heard of Dan until his tragic passing.  Being the investigative reporter I am, I wanted to know more about him, so I immediately started researching...  and this guy was brillliant!   WHY hadn't I heard of him??

"If you don't know who this is... And know who this is.  Congratulations!  You're what's wrong with the world." (new Doge version)

His comedic skills far surpassed those of many famous comedians.  A young man loaded with talent, thankfully some of his performances are preserved on the vastness of the internets.



Here is a brief snippit just to give you an idea from a skit known as "You Can't Watch Wayne's World"...

brand new BERT IS IMPRESSED meme

We will get back to talking about Dan shortly,  but first I want to back flop into discussing a new comic talent on the scene...

Philip Seymour Hoffman  (also gone too soon)  as "Mattress Man" gif

I discovered a funny guy named Ryan Willis thanks to @em1lysouthworth's twitter account.  Anywho, without further ado let's get a taste of Ryan in action on Vine...

WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE meme starring William Shatner/Captain Kirk

And now shall we close with a new segment called:



The Donald Trump Quote of the Week

Donald Trump Quote of the Week:  "TOO MANY PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT WINNING TODAY...  I CALL THEM LOSERS."

Yeah.  We won't be ending this post with the Donald Trump Quote of the Week.  That would be stupid.  Besides, I promised you more Dan Ronan.


So here ya go.  Dan Ronan doing a character named "Tim Negoda" in a skit called "Skunky Funkybuns"...

R.I.P. Dan Ronan     Goodnight, sweet prince

So that will end our journey today.  Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.


Stay classy, Chicago!

Francis HATES Google+ & Shane Dawson's One Direction "Story Of My Life" Parody (REACTIONS from Wilford Fungus, Throckmorton Fungusleaves, Chucky C. Chuckles, and now ME Jimmy Fungus, as well)

"You get nothing!"  Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory/TheShining gif  (created by an unknown genius)

Sadly, and with much regret,  I have not posted anything for the last couple of weeks or so.  And because of that,...you, my dear friends... got nothing.


The rumors regarding my absence were largely unfounded, and prone to wild exaggerations...

HEY BRO   HEARD YOU HAD A LADY OVER LAST NIGHT cat meme (via timewastingclub.com)

I, however, can assure you, the explanation is neither exotic...nor glamorous.  I was simply accursed with a case of melancholia, and was not feeling the least bit creative.

Leave Me Alone cat meme

But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say, "That is neither here nor there."  However, what is here and there, is the fact that I have made an exciting new video.

youtube personality "Francis" from the channel youtube.com/boogie2988, star of videos such as Francis Hates Google+

The first part of the video has to do with this whole crazy youtube/Google+ integration business...

ME RUNNING AWAY FROM UR LIES meme

It seems like a good many youtubers feel betrayed by all the changes that Google has brought to their favorite website.  And nearly everyone is throwing in their 2 cents about this situation...

Emma Blackery in My Thoughts on Google+

Then the second half of my new video is basically a review of Shane Dawson's recent effort One Direction "Story of my Life" PARODY on his channel ShaneDawsonTV.

Shane Dawson home alone

And so,  without further ado...

Shane Dawson in his One Direction spoof  "Story of My Life"

Well, ok... here...  we're ready now.  Without further further ado,  here is my latest video.  A roundtable (figuratively speaking),  open forum discussion featuring Wilford Fungus, Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, and Chucky C. Chuckles...

Angry Bert of Sesame Street (just because)

And with that we end today's exciting trek through the blogosphere.

Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

Goats Yelling at Arnold Schwarzenegger , and Quentin Tarantino Telling Off a Muppet

Arnold Schwarzenegger and a goat

Hello again, dear ones.  I am not going to waste your time, or mine, attempting to explain the title of today's post...so, just listen to the podcast (which BTW also contains an emergency CALL TO ACTION for the Fungus Army!)...

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"DUDE, WHAT?" meme (created by an unknown genius)

If you are still saying, "DUDE, WHAT??" that's okay.  Because it is about damn time we had another exciting episode of "WTF WAS THAT...WTF IS THIS!!??"

the "WTF IS THAT?  WTF IS THIS...?" cat is caught in the fence again (found on the internets)

WTF IS THAT!?  Well of course it's an exciting internet viral video about goats, glorious goats, yelling and screaming like humans...






WTF IS THIS!?  It's an exciting response video from my youtube channel (youtube.com/jimmyfungus) made by me.  It is...  well,...  why should I use up valuable brain cells trying to explain it, when you could just watch the video.  So, if you be so kind, just watch it.  OK??

"I am shutting your butt down!"

And there is more in the news than just goats.  It seems that Quentin Tarantino is shutting people's butts down.  Well, actually this story was in the news awhile back.  And I made an AMAZING youtube video about it.  OBVIOUSLY I never got time to post it here at JimmyFungus.com...  But as I was moseying around the internets, I discovered the story was still a big deal to many of us elephants out here in the peanut gallery.

If you don't know what the hell I am talking about, it may be because you didn't listen to the podcast, where I explain this Quentin craziness in a little more detail.  Long story short, Tarantino got all prickly with an interviewer who had the unmitigated gall to ask him a question about film violence.  Who the hell did that guy think he was?

Well, whatevers,...   Just watch the spoofy video I made about it at http://youtube.com/jimmyfungus...

angry Kermit the frog gif (yah...made by me to)

And that's about all I have for you today, folks.  Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.

Stay classy, Chicago!

"Alice in Wonderland" Goodbye cat gif (via victheunicorn.tumblr)

BAWW Part Dieux

"FEELERS GONNA FEEL"

I have been promising a Part 2 to my epic baww post (SEE:  BAWW: the best of baww, as in,...the most epic baww post ever:A BEAUTIFUL SADNESS ) for some time now...

So, I will just give you a brief mission statement here, and then we shall get on with it.

Once again (as in the first post), I can take no personal credit for any of these.  I am simply sharing them...   so that they may, perhaps, help you through a dark time in your life, in the same way they have helped me.

O.k.  Enough of my chuntering.  Let's go...

"Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you...It just means that their part in your story is over."

"wondering if anything you've done has affected anyone"

"NO ONE WOULD EVER BE THIS HAPPY TO SEE ME"

"I thought you were just a cat but I realized you were my best friend."

hug

Adventure Time "hug"

"suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something."

angel dream

baww bear

"just because someone hits you, it doesn't mean they don't love you"

Bert and Ernie:  "I still think of you."

"You have to be nice to you since I can't do it" bird

"wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere...?"

"Hey Teddy can I have your eye button?"

cactus hug

cat hug

"whenever I get too happy something bad always happens," Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown and Linus on "losing"

"Friend is someone to share the last cookie with." ~ Cookie Monster

"cuddle weather"

"A defense of Teddy Bears"

"puppy doesn't have a leg?"

"Before you jump, there's something you have to know"

"ducks can't be astronauts"

elephant's mindset

"get cape...wear cape...fly."

"your greatest horror"

"Hang in there." (blogger Dwei has informed me this is from "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei")

"If you are happy I'm happy too."

hiding from the world

"I care about this a lot"

"jolly octopus" and "saddest turtle"

"Go away, Mom.  Leave me alone."

"lingering darkness"

the lonely land rover

"if you meet a loner"

"love is like a rubber band" (via michysoong.tumblr)

"I'll love you forever"

"There is no greater sorrow than to recall a time of happiness when in misery."

"Please wake up, Mr. Bubbles..."

life of a parakeet

Parallel Lines

"The reason the world is in chaos is because things are being loved and people are being used."

"the definition of hell"

"In search of their other halves." - Plato's Symposium

"pretend hand holding"

Spongebob Squarepants asks Patrick Star: "What do you usually do when I'm gone?"

Cyanide and Happiness Depressing Comic Week 3

take risks

"UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to bet better." ~ The Lorax

"Up" a dying wish

"The greatest gift is these virtual reality goggles." (via buttersafe.com)

"the walls around your heart"

"I hope...I never have to live without you." ~ Winnie the Pooh

Eeyore "I didn't notice you were here." 

Eeyore "own worst enemy" OR "own best friend"

"WISH YOU WERE HERE."  by Gregor Czaykowski

"YOU ARE MY WHOLE WORLD." ~ Dr. Doom

"Animal Crossing" baww gif

FIN