Hey, kids. I am back this week, and what do I have to give to you, but another exciting episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA! starring everyone's favorite American... patriot Wilford Fungus.
HATERS GONNA HATE meme starring Dick the Birthday Boy
You may be asking, "Well, what is the subject of this week's episode of WILFORD FUNGUS FOR AMERICA and why the hell should I care?" Good question...
Welp, it seems that despite Taylor Swift's valiant efforts to fire back at her critics with epic hits like Shake It Off, her haters just keep on hating. Anyway, why should I tell you this sad story when Wilford Fungus and his guest, celebrity news reporter Gossip Goat, can do it so much better. Just watch the video below (if you don't mind).
TAYLOR SWIFT IS AWESOME meme
And that will end this week's journey through the tubes of the internet. Taylor Swift, play us out!
Obi Wan uses the force to knock over Taylor Swift gif
Once again thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"GET IN THE CAR! No time to explain." meme (starring cat)
Welp, you crazy kids...hold on to your potatoes, because you are about to be taken for quite a ride! I have quite a few exciting things to tell you about, soooo... where can we start? Oh, how about with...THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
Anywho, you probably have heard about the short film made by Steven Spielberg for the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner entitled "Obama." (SEE Steven Spielberg's "Obama")
But many of you probably have not heard about the short parody of Steven Spielberg's "Obama" which was made by ME on my very own youtube channel...
"DEAL WITH IT." meme/gif starring the legendary karate kicking Black Belt Jones (and made by me)
So, guess what? You're going to hear about that right now, so... DEAL WITH IT. (Sorry to sound bossy. I had to work in "Deal with it." somehow, or that gif up there wouldn't make much sense.)
Without further ado, I present to you Steven Spielberg's "Obama" PART 2 (ft. Black Belt Jones)...
But that's not all I've been up to either. In collaboration with JimmyFungus.com's very own Chucky C. Chuckles (the self-proclaimed "worst comedian in the world"), we are bringing to you, yet another exciting episode of FOREVER ALONE THEATER...
in the latest episode of FOREVER ALONE THEATER Chucky C. chuckles discusses the short film "Omelette"
Okily dokily, now that you are done watching the entire 2nd episode of FOREVER ALONE THEATER (If you didn't bother to watch it, quite frankly you are dead to me. Kindly show yourself the door.)... you know that Chucky, in his unbounded bitterness, rudely spoiled the ending to Jimmy Tatro's latest video "THAT High Guy."
The Ending of "THAT High Guy"...
To speak frankly, this "unbounded bitterness" is a result of the endless avalanche of senselessly mean, and pointlessly brutal feedback we have been getting from the various peanut galleries at the youtube.
"HATERS GONNA HATE. YES. YES WE WILL" meme starring Joaquin Phoenix of "Gladiator" (found on the internets)
However, I briefly had a pleasant surprise yesterday, as I discovered all of my down votes had somehow magically turned into up votes. It was not some kind of miracle though. The same thing had happened to every video at youtube.
For some reason, it made me feel a little bit better for awhile... but now the problem seems to be fixed, so... yeah... whatever.
Uter Zorker: "Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!" animated gif
And as always, I keep trying to help people. I thought that many of you folks out there on the internets were probably saying to yourselves, "Why is it so hard to find a short clip of Uter Zorker, the plump German exchange student on The Simpsons, furiously running from Homer while simultaneously bellowing Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate! ???" Well, thanks to my efforts you can stop asking yourself that question. SEE: "Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!" Uter Zorker (The Simpsons)
And finally, I know we haven't had a SONG OF THE DAY for awhile but these two (Lennon and Maisy Stella) are just so good, I had to resurrect this dying segment to tell you about them.
So last, but certainly not least, here are Lennon and Maisy Stella with their cover version of "Ho Hey" (by the Lumineers)...
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"It's Friday, Friday...Gotta Get Down on Friday" meme starring Spiderman
Yes, it's Friday, the day the anti-Rebecca Black media traditionally likes to dump all their nattering negative nabobism on all of us, and point their fingers at their next innocent victim. But of course, I could blame all that on the greedy corporations, and the one percenters, who are just trying to stir up controversy to make a quick buck.
That would fit so neatly into my little view of the world. But I can not do that this time... It always saddens me, when I see someone using the sacred bandwidth of youtube to perform these character assassinations, which should be left to the licensed professionals.
Unfortuantely, that's the big fried fish we have on our plate today, which we are now struggling to find a way to digest, and absorb into our delicate systems.
the very latest in the "Haters Gonna Hate" cat meme genre
Case in point right here, this video by rising youtube star NateTalksToYou, entitled "Nicole Westbrook Sucks! (It's Thanksgiving Review)"... It is some pretty tough, and devastating criticism... And well, quite frankly, I think some of his remarks, perhaps, went a bit over the line. Though, I will leave that to you, the reader, to decide upon. Anyway, there it is below, so watch it, if you want to know what's going on. Otherwise, you're just going to be really confused for the rest of this blog article.
Nicole Westbrook "It's Thanksgiving" gif
But I digress. Is there anyone on earth who has suffered more at the hands of haters than the world's worst comedian Chucky C. Chuckles? The answer is quite plainly NO (and don't argue with me about it in the comments section, just play along).
So, who better to make a response video defending Nicole Westbrook, AND even that rapper dude from the "Friday" video, than Chucky C. Chuckles, the worst comedian in the world? Here is Chucky C, Chuckles response video, which is appropriately titled "Nicole Westbrook Sucks? It's Thanksgiving review (response to NateTalksToYou by Chucky C. Chuckles)."
Ok! Stop! We are not going any further, because we are out of time for today...
newly invented Donald Trump "HATERS GONNA HATE" meme
Oh my god! Have you heard about what this knucklehead Donald Trump is up to with his latest publicity stunt?? Well, if you have not heard yet, and the title of this exciting new article is not enough to help clue you in, just watch the vid below...(because I am not gonna waste any more of my precious energy trying to explain this nonsense Trump has gotten himself into! Sheesh!)
Yeah, and that was a day or so ago. Donald Trump is still trying to keep the pressure on President Obama, by making smart ass tweets from his twitter account...
Donald Trump makes a smart ass tweet about his $5 million dollar off to Obama via twitter
Anyway, notice Donald Trump's twitter user name is "realDonaldTrump." Which means someone else had at one time taken the user name "DonaldTrump", and well, that poor person is probably rotting in solitary confinement somewhere for stealing Donald's name. (Maybe President Obama should pardon him, to tick off the Donald, huh?)
Needless to say, no sane person in the entire country of the U.S.A., or on earth, for that matter, thinks that what Donald is doing here is legitimate, or a good idea.
I mean...just look at the tweets Donald Trump is getting from his own twitter followers...
negative response to Donald Trump's $5 million offer to President Obama to release his college transcripts
Yes, Trump gets called every name in the book... "megalomaniac", "asshat", "douchecanoe", etc. etc. etc.
Which would be enough to throw the average baboon into a deep depression...
the newly invented "CAN NO LONGER EVEN FEEL ENOUGH... TO HAVE MY JIMMIES RUSTLED" orangutan meme
Not Donald Trump. He keeps chugging along with higher self esteem than even God Himself. WOW. Just wow.
Well, dear ones...that will end our entry today. What do YOU think about this crazy, insane mess?
Once again God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Today I decided to bring to you my personal collection of "haters gonna hate" memes, that I found all across the series of tubes otherwise known as the internets. So, without further ado WHOOMP! here it is!
HATERS GONNA HATE
my personal collection I found on the internets (or in a few instances made them muhself...kinda)
"haters gonna hate" guy with an umbrella
I have put some effort into researching this, and nobody on the internets seems to know who this guy is. Well, he's the "HATERS GONNA HATE" guy with an umbrella...but I mean besides that. (UPDATE 8/22/2012: An anonymous commenter claims "umbrella guy" is Darren Middleton, a church vicar, who has also been in musicals, evidently. I have not , as of yet, been able to independently verify this as 100% truth, but it sounds like a pretty plausible explanation to me!)
"Haters Gonna Hate" cat
here's another fine contribution to the "HATERS GONNA HATE" cat meme genre
HATERS GONNA HATE Mario edition
HATERS GONNA HATE... POTATOES GONNA POTATE
"HATERS GONNA HATE" gif via captainsmallfry.tumblr
"Haters gonna Hate" Godzilla gif
"HATERS GONNA HATE" Power Ranger lookin' guy
I don't know what the heck this is. He looks like a Power Ranger, but probably isn't.
HATERS GONNA HATE "from the Japanese anime Cat Sh*t One, about a team of special forces rabbits"* (see comments)
"HATRED ORIGINATING FROM DISREPUTABLE GENTLEMAN IS GOING TO CONTINUALLY PERSIST"
O.K., Nellie Vaughn, of Buttons are Not Currency (who also hosts the Little Room Discussions podcast with this other girl) I know you know who this guy is. So if you could please tell me in the comments, because I am too lazy to look it up right now. Thank you.
