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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

All of Infallible and Glorious Leader KIM JONG UN's Famous Quotes are now a series on my Youtube Channel

I am bringing my meme series #KimQuotes to Youtube 

Kim Quotes!  my new Youtube shorts series just launched and is already shattering records, with clips of the North Korean leader in his signature straw hat racking up the views.  In each Short, Kim Jong Un stands confidently in front of a pink building, gesturing grandly as he delivers pure, unfiltered enlightenment.

Scholars, philosophers, and world leaders are rushing to update the history books. “Kim Jong Un will go down in history as the wisest leader who ever lived,” announced Dr. Reginald P. Fizzlebottom, Professor of Supreme Thought at Pyongyang Global University. “No one — not Confucius, not Socrates, not even Einstein — comes close to the depth and clarity of the Supreme Leader’s mind.”
In the Shorts, Kim personally claims credit for some of the most profound quotes ever spoken. He has stated, without hesitation, that these timeless words originated with him:
  • “The only way to have a friend is to be a friend.”
  • “Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.”
  • “I think, therefore I am.”
  • “To be or not to be, that is the question.”
  • “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.”
  • “Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
  • “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”
  • “Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.”
Viewers of the series are stunned and mesmerized by the sheer brilliance of Kim's legendary quips like “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee” and many moar. Comments pour in: “This man just ended philosophy,” “We don’t deserve this level of wisdom,” and “Finally someone telling the truth.”
The series shows no signs of slowing down. New Shorts will drop weekly (or maybe monthly), each one featuring Kim claiming another legendary quote as his own. Experts predict Kim Quotes! will soon become the most-watched educational channel on the platform.
As the Supreme Leader himself has made clear in his videos: these words have always been his. The rest of humanity simply borrowed them without permission.
DISCLAIMER: This entire article is satire and was written purely for entertainment. None of the quotes were actually said by Kim Jong Un. He did not claim them. All of it was made up. This is fiction. Please do not treat any part of this as real history, real news, or real philosophy.


 
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