the "Frank, stay away from me, I have a family" dog
So, it came to pass, that I, the honorable James Earl Fungus, set out to bring you an elite collection of the very best "Shit Just Got Real" memes that existed on the vast array of tubes known as the internets. Anywho, remember when I did the same thing with Haters Gonna Hate memes, and much to my consternation, I discovered there really weren't that many superb versions of that particular meme available. Well, true believers, I have had much the same experience while searching out "Shit Just Got Real" memes...only more so. So, with this collection of "Shit Just Got Real" memes, about half of them I found on the internets...and about half of them I made myself (at least partially). But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say, "that is neither here, nor there."
Ok...let's learn a little bit more. Before I unveil this parade of "Shit Just Got Real" memes to you... I felt it important to first discuss what this saying means, and where it came from. Basically, when someone says "shit just got real" they have just gotten a wake up call that happy fun time is over, and they are about to have to deal with some very SERIOUS BUSINESS.
According to the internets, the first time in the recorded history of the world anyone ever said "shit just got real" was in the movie "Bad Boys II", starring Martin Lawrence and Will Smith...
Long story short...if you walk into a room and see this...
Chuck Norris punching gif
you pretty much know that "shit just got real."
Sooo, without further ado...here they are.
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
(The very best "shit just got real" memes found on the internet, and also some I made myself.)
the "SHIT JUST GOT REAL" gorillas
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Dora the Exploder version)
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Bert from Sesame Street version)
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (also with Bert from Sesame Street... he seems to be a big star of this meme for whatever reason)
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" Spiderman version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Darth Vader vs. Batman version)
And this one actually comes with a video, starring Darth Vader and Batman in a subway.
But, I got bored about halfway through it, so tell me how it ends in the comment section, if you would be so kind. Anyway, on with our story...
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Spongebob SquarePants and Patrick Star version)
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" dog version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" goat version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" kangaroo version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" polar bear version
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" cat version
the "HE STOLE MY BANANAS...SHIT JUST GOT REAL" monkey
"SHIT JUST GOT REAL" (Boxxy version)
And speaking of Boxxy, she has a new video out called FOAR GURLS FRUM BOXXY to wish you all a Happy Halloween. So by all means, go and watch it.
Happy Halloween to each and every one of you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
newly invented Donald Trump "HATERS GONNA HATE" meme
Oh my god! Have you heard about what this knucklehead Donald Trump is up to with his latest publicity stunt?? Well, if you have not heard yet, and the title of this exciting new article is not enough to help clue you in, just watch the vid below...(because I am not gonna waste any more of my precious energy trying to explain this nonsense Trump has gotten himself into! Sheesh!)
Yeah, and that was a day or so ago. Donald Trump is still trying to keep the pressure on President Obama, by making smart ass tweets from his twitter account...
Donald Trump makes a smart ass tweet about his $5 million dollar off to Obama via twitter
Anyway, notice Donald Trump's twitter user name is "realDonaldTrump." Which means someone else had at one time taken the user name "DonaldTrump", and well, that poor person is probably rotting in solitary confinement somewhere for stealing Donald's name. (Maybe President Obama should pardon him, to tick off the Donald, huh?)
Needless to say, no sane person in the entire country of the U.S.A., or on earth, for that matter, thinks that what Donald is doing here is legitimate, or a good idea.
I mean...just look at the tweets Donald Trump is getting from his own twitter followers...
negative response to Donald Trump's $5 million offer to President Obama to release his college transcripts
Yes, Trump gets called every name in the book... "megalomaniac", "asshat", "douchecanoe", etc. etc. etc.
Which would be enough to throw the average baboon into a deep depression...
the newly invented "CAN NO LONGER EVEN FEEL ENOUGH... TO HAVE MY JIMMIES RUSTLED" orangutan meme
Not Donald Trump. He keeps chugging along with higher self esteem than even God Himself. WOW. Just wow.
Well, dear ones...that will end our entry today. What do YOU think about this crazy, insane mess?
Once again God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
There is a great "menace" that is threatening all we hold dear to our hearts and cherish in a civilized society, ...and that menace's name is "Evil Elmo."
SEE: 'Evil Elmo' Takes Pictures, Screams Obscenities It seems there is some lunatic running loose in an Elmo costume, and he has been going around acting not exactly like Elmo. And this dude has a really "sordid" paste. Well, I better not go into it here, in too great a detail, but basically he decided to morph into this "Evil Elmo" super villain because of a vendetta against American women ("I hate those b*tches. They're out of line." SEE: Evil Elmo's Sordid Past), and because of some bitterness resulting from him getting fired from his job with the Girl Scouts. But don't worry...he only started working for the Girl Scouts after he got deported from Cambodia for running a pornographic website called "Rape Camp."
Yes, it all sounds like the plot of a really bad episode of "21 Jump Street." And to make matters more ridiculous this "Evil Elmo" super villain's name is Adam Sandler.
comedian Adam Sandler in "Funny People"
No, not this Adam Sandler. This Evil Elmo guy had his name legally changed to "Adam Sandler" after he got kicked out of Cambodia, though perhaps you will think he should have changed his name to Hitler, once you see him in action. His reign of terror began in New York, and is documented by the youtube videos you will see below...
So, long story short, no one would tell Evil Elmo how to get to Sesame Street, so he headed off to San Francisco...
And here is the most important "Evil Elmo" video of all... a poem by our own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, about Evil Elmo:
And as we often do we will end with SONG OF THE DAY, which is a classic by the legendary Adam Sandler...
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"I've been expecting you" dog gif (via the internets)
Welcome back, Fungus Army. I've been expecting you. Today I want to bring to your attention some exciting new memes that have been sweeping the internets... as well as some memes, that are not quite as "sweeping", but nonetheless deserve your attention.
the "Introspective Pug" meme
This new meme is called the "Introspective Pug" ...some call it "Introspective Dog." I would like to call it "Introspective Pooch", but nobody else is calling it that, and nobody cares what I think anyway.
But I digress, here are some deep thoughts from Dr. Suess, as well, to help make your life a little more meaningful...
Dr. Suess: "Today you are YOU, that is TRUER than true. There is NO ONE alive who is YOUER than YOU!" (via Dr. Suess and larrybroughton.net)
And while we are on the subject of cats, let me briefly share with you these superhero/sci-fi kinda cats (because when the hell else am I ever gonna get around to doing it again?!).
the cat with "badass lazerz"..."pew pew pew"(via the internets)
"Fuzz Lightyear" cat (via sammymichelle.tumblr)
And as we sometimes do, we are ending today's entry with a song... WELL, not really a song, but the soundtrack from a crazy, CRAZY show that Gorilla Bananas of The Japing Ape brought to my attention called "Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons."
Well, I don't know if THAT made any sense... but the movie "Team America" seems to make a little more sense to me now at least...
the "waiting for life to make sense" introspective cat (found on the internets)
Once again, thank you all... and please remember to support your local zoo.
"Do you like arguing on the internet?" ~ Mitchell and Webb (via geeksquadgangbang.tumblr)
Welcome back, kids. Since yesterday was the very heated Vice Presidential debate, I thought I would do a segment on the very explosive topic "arguing on the internet"... because yesterday, I myself, got into (for the lack of a better word) an "argument" on the internets.
I am not going into a long, tedious, drawn out explanation of what happened... I will just attempt (for the most part) to tell the story in pictures. So here we go:
(Well, there was one positive thing that came about because of this exchange...I invented a new meme, called the "What's the point?" goat!)
the newly invented "What's the point?" goat meme
But WAIT...it gets BETTER!
And with that, I guess I won the "argument", because I have not heard back from this individual.
Well, that is all I have for you today, true believers. Once again, thank you muchly, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Well, unlike almost every website on the face of the earth... when I write about one of the exciting memes sweeping the internets (in this case the "Bad Joke Eel" meme), I don't post every version of the meme that's ever been made, just for the heck of it. Here I am only posting the VERY BEST of the "Bad Joke Eel" meme:
"Bad Joke Eel" reaction faces
This first "Bad Joke Eel" meme I found on the internets, pretty much explains the whole meme in a nutshell. Someone thought eels looked like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction... and, I guess they kinda do!
Bad Joke Eels Jeff and Dave: "Why are fish so smart?"
Bad Joke Eel: "What do they call a nun in a wheel chair?"
Bad Joke Eel: "What did the gay deer say when he left the bar?"
Bad Joke Eel: "How does Moses make his tea?"
Bad Joke Eel: "This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore."
Bad Joke Eel: "Did you hear about 2 guys who stole a calender?"
Bad Joke Eel: "So these two baby seals walk into a club..."
Bad Joke Eel: "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?"
Bad Joke Eel: "I guess that's what you call a constellation prize"
Bad Joke Eel: "What did one eel say to the other eel?"
Well, kids... that will end our buoyant voyage through the internets today.
Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Welcome back . true believers. I've been expecting you. Today's exciting entry is about the moderator of the first presidential debate PBS's Jim Lehrer. It seems all those brave millionaire pundits, political commentators, and so-called comedians in the horrible, horrible anti-Rebecca Black mass media, have been getting their rocks off lately by trying to rip poor Jim a new poop shoot, regarding his performance in moderating this debate...
Yup, those geniuses in the media are blaming Jim Lehrer for everything from the bad economy to the very decline of democracy itself...
"Everyone calm the f*ck down."
Okay, media geniuses calm down. Your hissy fits, and baby tantrums are beginning to become bigger news than the debate itself. And whatever happened on that stage is Jim Lehrer's fault, like it is Giorgio Tsoukalos' fault there is a bacon shortage. The candidates are both big boys. They can take care of themselves.
the "Please don't be so hard on yourself" manatee, or as I call him the "Please don't be so hard on yourself" sea walrus...though he is really a sea cow, not a walrus...ehh, whatever
So, dammit, Jim. I thought you did a pretty darn good job under the circumstances, with the high altitude and all. So please don't be so hard on yourself.
So, you are probably wondering what Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. stands on all this. Well, wonder no further, because he has released a statemtent...and that is what the video down there is all about...
