Well, apparently this bizarre Chanel No.5 commercial that Brad Pitt is in, is kind of a big deal. There's not a lot to say about it, other than it is a Chanel No.5 advertisement, and Brad Pitt is in it, so just check it out below...
Brad Pitt for Chanel No. 5 "that really rustled my jimmies" version
Anywho, to cut to the chase, here is the full transcript of Brad Pitt's little soliloquy (yes, i do believe you could call it that: a soliloquy):
"It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over. But wherever I go... there you are. My luck. My fate. My fortune. Chanel No. 5. Inevitable."
And here is a dramatic reading of the same speech delivered by our very own Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves. Excellent. Just Excellent...
There are many superstar comedians in the comic universe, and I don't know if we will be talking about any of them today. I will leave that for you to decide in the comments section. But anywho, today we are featuring a very big youtube name Jimmy Tatro of the lifeaccordingtoJimmy channel at youtube, and JimmyFungus.com's resident comedian Chucky C. Chuckles( aka "the worst comedian in the world") in two videos.
I won't go into it in too much detail about this, the first video you will be watching, is by the Jimmy Tatro guy from his lifeacccordingtoJimmy channel called "Don't be THAT guy", and the second video is a response video from Chucky C. Chuckles, the worst comedian in the world, posted on my youtube channel. I hope I am not going to influence the voting and taint the electoral process (yes, i'm going to ask you to vote) by telling you this, but the lifeaccordingtojimmy guy has 47,903,456 video views on his channel, and Chucky C. Chuckles has only 3 views for his video (1 view from him, 1 from me, and 1 from Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves who only watched it halfway through and had to go to the bathroom) the last time I checked. So, I don't know how good my math is, but does that mean Jimmy Tatro (the lifeaccordingtoJimmy guy) is 990 gorillion times better than Chucky C. Chuckles??
Here is the first video from "lifeaccordingtoJimmy."
And here is a response video from Chucky C. Chuckles, the worst comedian in the world (again please try to push the fact his name is "Chucky C. Chuckles, the worst comedian in the world" out of your minds when you are casting your votes later)...
Ok, now that you have watched both videos, you can vote later, on which comedy set was better , in the comments section below...
a Jimmy Tatro lifeaccordingtoJimmy gif I made from some reason
Ok, now for something completely different. Rebecca Black's new song is out on itunes today (SEE: Rebecca Black "In Your Words" teaser), and just coincidentally, it is BLACK FRIDAY, and Rebecca BLACK's smash hit was "FRIDAY"....hmmmmmmmm.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT gif (via "The Incredibles" movie)
Rebecca Black high 5 gif
Unfortunately, the new video is not out quite just yet, but we have to get our Rebecca Black fix somehow, so here, for today's SONG OF THE day, is "Person of Interest" by R.B. Rebecca Black... Yeah..so check out the video below.
Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! And what better way to celebrate Thanksgiving, with our first ever episode of "UNTRUE HITLER STORIES" hosted by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves. But before we get on with that, how about some background information, so that things may make a little more sense. Let's learn a little bit more...
as Gabourey Sidibe explains, Hitler has been portrayed many ways over the years since his destructive death
Adolph Hitler is the most evil guy who ever lived. Over the years, since his tumultuous demise, his image has been revamped many times, and he still remains a household word. Despite the fact he is a really evil jerk, he still hold an enduring place in popular culture.
Here are a few examples...
Hitler and Cheetos, in a "Downfall" parody video
It can not be denied that the "Downfall of Hitler" parody videos, are one of the most popular things in the history of the earth.
Jesus and Hitler hit the road in the buddy movie "Second Coming"
Hitler shows up in more Hollywood films than Ben Stiller. Well, maybe not that many. But Hitler is in A LOT of movies.
"Hitler Rap" by The Whitest Kids U' Know
Hitler even shows up in popular music videos (an arena of our pop culture you think would be sacred, but I guess it isn't...hmmm).
Yes, Hitler is a very important part of the popular music scene.
Hitler and One Direction
Which brings us to Thanksgiving. As, I alluded to earlier, the latest video on my youtube channel is the first episode ever of "UNTRUE HITLER STORIES" narrated by Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves, which is a response to Greg Onision's video on his channel Onision which is entitled "HAPPY MUSTACHE THANKSGIVING!!!" I will just post both of these videos, because they are both relevant. So, for the love of God, please check them you...
Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
JimmyFungus.com brings you the truly important news stories, because the mainstream media has better things to cover
Hello again, true believers. If you are believing certain stories flying around the internets, the extremely bizarre behavior of certain Republicans on election night (most notably Karl Rove) might be making a little more sense to you now.
Rove melts down on Fox
As I said, on election night, Karl Rove had an epic meltdown in front of millions of viewers. Later on, we learn from insiders in the Romney campaign that Mitt was "shell shocked" about his defeat. But why? The "hard data", the raw numbers, were clearly pointing to an Obama victory. Were the Republicans suffering from self-delusion? Or is there a more sinister explanation.
The real answer may lie inside the contents of a letter released by the international hacker collective Anonymous, shortly after the election. (See http://www.velvetrevolution.us/images/Anon_Rove_Letter.pdf), or watch the very interesting video below...
I will try to put all this information in a nut shell (as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say) for you. The Republican Secretary of State in Ohio installed a software patch for the voting machines to tabulate votes. Because the software patch was totally untested, many groups worried about the integrity of the election found this suspicious and challenged the use of the patch in court (to no avail).
Shortly thereafter, Anonymous released this video to warn Karl Rove and his cohorts, not to engage in any election stealing funny business on their watch...
After the election, Anonymous released another communication, the letter I spoke of before, in which they gave their explanation of what they say happened on election night, and there is a good article about it at opposingviews.com (SEE: Did hacker group Anonymous stop Karl Rove from hijacking the election?) "The hackers explained that they had inserted a firewall into Secretary of State Husted’s software patch. That had stopped the Ohio election counters from using it. The hackers said that they had analyzed the patch and that it would have flip-flopped the vote in the same counties that Karl Rove, of Fox, had argued would eventually swing the Ohio election to Romney."
Anonymous claims to have developed a "password protected firewall" called "The Great Oz" to prevent anyone from being able to manipulate the tabulation of the vote totals. The letter attributed to Anonymous goes on to say, ""We placed this code on more than one of the digital tunnels and their destinations that Karl's not so smart worker bees planned to use on election night. We noticed that these tunnels were strategically placed to allow for tunnel rats to race to the server sewers from three different states. ... We watched as Karl's weak corrupters repeatedly tried to penetrate The Great Oz. These children of his were at a loss... How many times and how many passwords did they try? Exactly 105."
Hard evidence documenting these claims by Anonymous is not available (at least not yet). But in the opinion of at least this one reporter, the circumstantial evidence appears to be quite damning. Karl Rove's epic "meltdown" on live television, attempting to get FOX News to reverse their call of a projected election victory for President Obama, makes a lot more sense, if this information is accurate. See the video below...
I know it's a long video up there, so I will give a brief rundown of what happened that night.
At the beginning of the election night festivities, Karl is pretty happy because he thinks he is going to win...
At first I was like LOL... THEN THEY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES gorilla
Then when the election returns started coming in, Karl was not as happy anymore, and seemed to be getting a bit aggravated.
When the FOX Decision Desk projects Obama to be the winner of the election, Rove begins to lose it...
the "BOY THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY" cat
At first, the FOX News team tries to humor Karl Rove, as he drones on for nearly half an hour, holding out hope that Romney will still be victorious. Then they finally start to get fed up...
Cookie Monster tells Bert to "SHUT THE F*CK UP!"
Finally, Karl Rove is forced to admit defeat, and he eventually heads off, to find out exactly what went wrong...
Eric Cartman of "South Park": SCREW YOU GUYS... I'M GOING HOME!
And so it appears, that Anonymous may have, at least on that one day...saved our democracy. (Yes, I know the U.S.A. is technically a republic. You know what I mean.)
"A DAY MAY COME WHEN THE COURAGE OF MEN FAILS...BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY." courage dog
And so that will conclude today's entry. Once again, God bless you all, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"tiny face" Justin Bieber gif (from the internets)
Hello again, true believers. This post is to bring everyone up to date on all the important things that have been going on at JimmyFungus.com, but we don't stop there. We will also give you an exciting sneak peak, of what you will be seeing here in the coming days and weeks. Ok, let's learn a little bit more...
Here is some exciting stuff you can expect in the coming days at JimmyFungus.com. I will be expanding my "That Really Rustled My Jimmies" (the complete collection) post, with stimulating new content, that will be just as fulfilling as the HATERS GONNA HATE/RUSTLERS GONNA RUSTLE meme (found on the internets), I posted above. If you notice in the comments section of that post, I made a solemn pledge to continually update it with the hottest new "rustled my jimmies" content from all around the intertubes, for the rest of my life. Otherwise, how could it truly be "the complete collection"?
Giorgio Tsoukalos (alien ostrich expert?)
Speaking of pledges, I will make one more pledge to you, a solemn promise to bring you all things ancient aliens expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, as much as one human possibly can. So stay tuned for that...
KING OF THE FEEL "I know that feel, bro" meme (Hank Hill version)
Selena Gomez flips Justin Bieber the bird? (are jimmies rustled in this pic?)
If you have not heard, on Friday, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a meeting regarding their recent breakup that did not go so well. There is even this picture circulating the internets, which looks to some like Selena is showing Justin her middle finger. I did not know what to make of all this, so I sent JimmyFungus.com's roving entertainment reporter, and poet laureate Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves on a mission to get to the bottom of all this insanity. So just watch the video below to see what he came up with...
Barack Obama and McKayla Maroney are not impressed (White House photo)
In other thrilling news, this hilarious pic of Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, and President Obama is spreading around the internets at light speed like a great cannon ball of fire. It was taken a day or so ago, when President Obama was meeting with members of the U.S.A. Olympic team, and now it belongs to the ages...
Perhaps the Biebs should start dating McKayla Maroney...
McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Justin Bieber?
The most McKayla will do is scowl at him when she is really angry.
And that will ALMOST end our journey, but we will play ourselves out with today's SONG OF THE DAY, which is a cover version of Taylor Swift's "Begin Again" by an up and coming artist Holly Sergeant.
Once again, God bless you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
"It's Friday, Friday...Gotta Get Down on Friday" meme starring Spiderman
Yes, it's Friday, the day the anti-Rebecca Black media traditionally likes to dump all their nattering negative nabobism on all of us, and point their fingers at their next innocent victim. But of course, I could blame all that on the greedy corporations, and the one percenters, who are just trying to stir up controversy to make a quick buck.
That would fit so neatly into my little view of the world. But I can not do that this time... It always saddens me, when I see someone using the sacred bandwidth of youtube to perform these character assassinations, which should be left to the licensed professionals.
Unfortuantely, that's the big fried fish we have on our plate today, which we are now struggling to find a way to digest, and absorb into our delicate systems.
the very latest in the "Haters Gonna Hate" cat meme genre
Case in point right here, this video by rising youtube star NateTalksToYou, entitled "Nicole Westbrook Sucks! (It's Thanksgiving Review)"... It is some pretty tough, and devastating criticism... And well, quite frankly, I think some of his remarks, perhaps, went a bit over the line. Though, I will leave that to you, the reader, to decide upon. Anyway, there it is below, so watch it, if you want to know what's going on. Otherwise, you're just going to be really confused for the rest of this blog article.
Nicole Westbrook "It's Thanksgiving" gif
But I digress. Is there anyone on earth who has suffered more at the hands of haters than the world's worst comedian Chucky C. Chuckles? The answer is quite plainly NO (and don't argue with me about it in the comments section, just play along).
So, who better to make a response video defending Nicole Westbrook, AND even that rapper dude from the "Friday" video, than Chucky C. Chuckles, the worst comedian in the world? Here is Chucky C, Chuckles response video, which is appropriately titled "Nicole Westbrook Sucks? It's Thanksgiving review (response to NateTalksToYou by Chucky C. Chuckles)."
Ok! Stop! We are not going any further, because we are out of time for today...
You know what I'm talking about. Out there on the vast highway of tubes known as "the internets", there are a lot of people who think they are comedians... or at least "meme makers." They try their hand at the art of creating a meme, but no one gets the joke but them.
Taylor Swift "What?" gif (via allaroundthewooorld.tumblr)
Here are a few examples that will have you saying, "What??"
Bad Luck Brian: "Survives Hiroshima a-bomb... flees to Nagasaki."
Ok. The Bad Luck Brian meme is usually a pretty funny meme, no matter what you do with it. This particular one is a bit perplexing. It would make more sense if Bad Luck Brian was Japanese. Even if Bad Luck Brian was Asian I suppose we could cut the author of this meme's caption some slack. But Bad Luck Brian is what... 14 or 15 years old in this picture?? WHAT WOULD HE BE DOING IN JAPAN DURING WORLD WAR II ANYWAY???????
Crazy Scumbag Steve: "ALIENS STOLE YOUR IPOD"
This next meme that doesn't make any sense (at least to me) is the "Crazy Scumbag Steve" meme. It morphs the "Scumbag Steve" meme (who is basically a guy who is a huge "douchebag", for lack of a better word) with the ancient aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos meme. And to whoever created this meme I have but one question... WHY IN GOD'S HOLY NAME WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!!!???
"skeptical third world kid" meme
Our next meme, is more in the category of being annoying. It features "skeptical third world kid" constantly zinging the woman he is pictured with, with all kinds of sarcastic one liners. The implication is, that the woman is really not interested in helping him, she is just there for a photo op, and is a hypocrite, or naive, or both. Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if this meme was created as part of a very cynical public relations campaign by the notorious Ugandan warlord Jospeh Kony himself!
And there is another problem with this meme come to think of it...
Annoyed Picard: "WHY THE F*CK IS SKEPTICAL 3RD WORLD KID FAT?"
A very good question Annoyed Picard. A VERY good question.
Well, friends, that ends tonight's brief trek through the vast and spacious tubes of the internets. Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up: OH GOD WHY??
It's splittsville for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. No, this is not some nasty rumor. This is 100% truth, and if I am wrong about it, I won't post anymore Justin Bieber stories for at least 3 days. That is my pledge to you.
And what my "sources" tell me, is that Selena is the one who initiated the break up. Justin and Selena. it seems, have been having problems recently, because Selena was losing interest. Here's what a supposedly reliable, but anonymous source told Radar Online (see: Selena Gomez Sticking It Out With Justin Bieber Because He's "Good For Her Brand"):
"Justin's heart is with Selena because she's his first true love, but Selena is pretty much just riding out the relationship because she knows he's good for her image...Let's just say that if for some reason Justin's star ever fell, Selena would drop him immediately."
typical chick (this is probably what happened between Justin and Selena) - via bob-rz.deviantart.com
Well, if I sound angry about this, I am. But, I don't think my rage can match the fury of JimmyFungus.com's roving entertainment reporter, and distinguished poet laureate Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves. Please check out the video below...
And if this wasn't bad enough news. Boxxy's cat Lulu died. Or I mean Catie Wayne's cat. Or I mean Svetlana's cat. Well, just watch the video...
"DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST" ~ cat
I just hope and pray that Lulu accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior before she passed.
Anywho, kids. We haven't done the "SONG OF THE DAY" for awhile...
Beck "Guess I'm Doing Fine"
And for the occasion of today's Song of the Day, I made this Beck "Guess I'm Doing Fine" meme. Well, it's not a meme until people start passing it around, so by all means pass it around... unless you want to be a lazy jerk about it. Oh, sorry I said that. I am still upset about Justin and Selena.
Anyway, without further ado, here is today's SONG OF THE DAY which is "Guess I'm Doing Fine" by Beck, and I am dedicating this to the Biebs. O.K. Beck...Play us out.
Once again, thank you and please remember to support your local zoo.
Quite frequently, people who make their living in the arts, gather to give out awards to the very elite, and very best artists in their various fields.
Daniel Day-Lewis does something they are calling "Eastwooding" while accepting an award from BAFTA
This happened again the other night, as the outstanding actor Daniel Day-Lewis received an award from the British Academy of Film and Television Arts for his portrayal of Abraham Lincoln. Day-Lewis brought a chair on stage with him just like Clint Eastwood did at the Republican National Convention. Well, it's a bit hard to explain why, so I am not even going to try to do it. So just watch the video below entitled "Daniel Day Lewis' "Eastwooding" BAFTA Acceptance Speech For Lincoln"...
Ok, so if you watched the video like you were supposed to, you would know that Daniel Day-Lewis pointed out he really wasn't trying to make fun of Clint Eastwood. Which is nice, I guess. Who wants to get made fun of? Especially by Daniel Day-Lewis the greatest actor in the world..
Randy Marsh from "South Park": "I respect you bro" meme
But I'm still not totally sure why Daniel Day-Lewis was talking to the chair. I know if I was a famous actor like Day-Lewis, OR like Clint Eastwood, I wouldn't be talking to a chair, I would be talking to one of my cool famous friends. Though, I suppose if life doesn't improve, I soon will be talking to chairs, potted plants, can openers, or whatever else will listen to me. But as Lord Throckmorton Fungusleaves would say "that is neither here nor there", because, all of this is leading up to the latest video on my youtube channel...
So, yeah, before when I told you to watch the video, I really didn't care if you watched it or not (I was just being diplomatic). Anywho, I hope you are in the mood for another one, because this is the one I really wanted you to watch, mmm, hmmmm...
This video features Chucky C. Chuckles "the worst comedian in the world", and he is doing a comedy set on this whole Daniel Day-Lewis talking to a chair business. Check it out below, please.
And that will end today's short, yet informative journey through the blogosphere.
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
Ok. kids...let me start by saying a little something about the title of this article: "Advice for Obama's Enemies: Cheer up, goofballs!" I am not calling everyone who supported Romney a goofball. But just bear with me here, and I think once I am finished, you will certainly feel that I was more than justified in using the word "goofball" to describe some of the people I will be discussing in this article.
I think this is surely one of the bigger stories of the day, concerning how there are so many on the Republican side of the aisle who just can not seem to get GET OVER IT (actually I think Shepard Smith is saying "GET OFF IT!" in this gif, but just play along and pretend he is saying "GET OVER IT!"), and accept their election defeat. This kind of perplexes me, as my personal choice for the presidency Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr. was crushed, and my reaction was more like, "Ehhh, whatever." But these Republicans, they are so decimated, they are so utterly destroyed about the loss, that there was even enough of this material for someone to make an entire tumblr about it. (SEE: Republican Tears) I was already on top of the story before I even found out about that, but I was not quite aware of just how out of control this grief over Obama's victory actually was.
Ok, I promised to bring you some goofballs, so let's get going with that part of our story, shall we?
This Donald Trump guy... he is a real goof nugget isn't he? I mean, look at these insane tweets he was making as the election was unfolding...
Donald Trump's election day tweets
Apparently this is the first time his entire life, Donald Trump has ever actually watched election coverage, instead of the old Tony Curtis movie playing on channel 9 as the only alternative to the news. During an election, as the returns come in, it often happens that the eventual loser will at some point of the evening have a huge lead (because ALL the votes haven't been counted yet). So, this is what happened on election night, as Romney had a popular vote lead early on, because the returns in many of the red states where he had the largest support were coming in first. Poor Donald apparently didn't have a clue this was what was happening, and thought Romney was winning the popular vote, but somehow losing the election because of the electoral college. So, Trump does what any rational member of the business community would do, and calls for a revolution and overthrow of the government.
cute cat with "invisible bow and arrow"
Technically, to publicly call for a literal overthrow of the federal government is treason, but since Trump's plan was probably to march on Washington along side an army of cats with invisible bows and arrows, the powers that be will probably let it slide this time, on account of temporary (or perhaps lingering) insanity.
Elmo on the potty gif
But, wait! It gets better! Oh my goodness, this Glenn Beck guy is something else. Sorry, he just is. In my blog I try to be nice, and say nice things about people 99.9% of the time... but this Glenn Beck guy.. he is more than out to lunch. WHOA! He is out there in outer space.
Glenn was also calling for revolution, so "the Donald", get your army of cats with invisible bows and arrows ready, because shit just got real!
In the video Glenn Beck's Post-Election Plan, Beck briefly treats us to his Kermit the Frog impersonation, than advises people to "get grandfathered in to the second amendment" and "don't forget the ammunition" (which is, of course, code for telling them to stockpile an arsenal of weapons).
Glenn Beck doing his Chicken Little routine. It's hard to understand how a guy with such great fashion sense could say such horrible stuff, but he does.
In this video below, Beck makes the startling revelation to his followers that the reason his election predictions were so f*cked up, is because he is actually a human, although a SUPER IMPORTANT one (not some poor slob Joe Bagadonuts like us), but still, a human, so he screwed up just this once, I guess. He also says half of Americans are "utterly and completely lost in darkness", and of course, starts crying.
I really don't know what is the deal with Beck and Trump. They are both filthy rich. They are still gonna be filthy rich no matter what happens. Just cheer up, and chill out guys.
But then there are lots of ordinary people out there, the Joe and Josephine Bagadonuts just like you and me, who are also, what shall we say... not taking Obama's victory very well. For example, there is this one lady who's anti-Obama rant has gone viral. Her name evidently is "Shelly", but a lot of people are referring to her as "the terrifying woman", because I mean she really flipped out...really went berserk... Let's just say, once the election results became abundantly clear, the cheese slid clear off her cracker. She posted this video Obama Was Re-Elected - I'm pissed - This ain't pretty. NSFW!!! (Or civilized humans.) on youtube, and let her feelings be known. I can't post it here because it is laced with profanity, and besides Shelly disabled embedding. But what I can post is the response video I made at my very own channel...
Then there is the case of disappointed Romney supporter "DanaPatAlan." I am not calling him a "goofball." He seems like a fairly decent guy... just having very, very disappointed reaction to Obama's victory, as you can see in the video below.
And now...
Presenting and Introducing"The Jimmy Fungus Institute for Advanced Studies (and Also For Learning)"
presenting "The Jimmy Fungus Institute for Advanced Studies (and Also For Learning"")
Apparently, there is one man in America like me, who is a virtual expert at losing, and takes it quite well. That man is former Independent presidential candidate Abraham Fungus Jr., who instead of crying in the beer of his defeat, is instead doing some good for society, and helping me establish "The Jimmy Fungus Institute for Advanced Studies (and Also For Learning)."
Well, I don't need to tell you anything else about it, because Abraham Fungus Jr.'s speech in the vid below explains everything, so check it out.
At least we were able to end up on a somewhat positive note, right?
Once again, thank you, and please remember to support your local zoo.
